Author: Princess Aiko

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 60

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There was a lot to write about (and think about).

Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.

Some deals were good enough to be true.

Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.

Over time, this policy evolved.

As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.

The miners were sorely confused.

At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.

Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.

Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.

This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.

To be continued…

YOUR BONUS CODE = 50

Why (not)? \oo7

Lately I’ve been wondering, you know, like why?


They all keep giving me the NazAO salute.

MissJessy can’t be happy to see me again.

As always, we consult the Aiko Danuja CODE of Conduct.

Oh right, it’s required by law.

That’s right.

That’s right!

That’s right!!!

o7 capsuleers! (aka cheerzah brav)

In System

Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.

They stand up straighter when I’m around.

Who is the most interesting person in all of history?

I guess I’ve always been this way.

Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!

I can tell they are having fun.

Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.

I hope they feel better soon.

o7 capsuleers!

Who Wants More?

Miners are always watching me.

Meanwhile, I am watching them.

Everyone has a chance to be heard.

Some prefer to debate philosophy.

There’s a lot of that.

Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.

The level of discourse is quite high.

A few are just naturally curious.

There’s always a joker…

…and a few crazies.

It’s a real melting pot.

It’s true.

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!