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Let’s meet a miner.
He died straight away.
Mackinah daown.
Fully fitted!!!
Wrong rigs, my guy.
Miners disgust me.
He wants to talk to us, while on the loo.
Bro…
Welcome to the team.
Best of luck with your next Machinaw shiiip.
Later, there was an exit interview.
Poor guy got no worning.
He should tryed discuss this with the mane (that’s me).
Meening, we requier becaous we are hellping.
This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.
Thanks, thanks.
People are STILL talking about Justin.
In fact, I do know him.
He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.
We often discuss his case in crypto channels.
There’s a lot to discuss.
That’s right.
Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.
He was counting on my support.
Together, we could change the course of history.
There was only one problem.
Some people didn’t want to invest.
They wouldn’t even apologize.
Even Steve was out!
It was so unfair.
That’s right.
To be continued…
Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right.
lol!
Wow thanks.
Miners are crazy.
JAJAJAJAJA DU BIST GROSSER PIRAT JA
They have a lot to say.
I hope they enjoy mining.
o7 capsuleers!
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
There is war in SYria.
Miners are learning why.
James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!
So we did an experiment.
Is bumping effective?
We wanted to know.
Is Silent Company a good alliance?
Our research indicates they are bads.
That is sad.
So we taught them a lesson.
Yes.
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Another new player…
That’s right.
Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess
Another space crybaby…
Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.
#SAD
Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?