It’s been one of those days.
In Highsec, one thing is always certain.
Every miner must pay.
You can huff and bluff all you want.
Crazy talk won’t get you anywhere.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Miner Outbursts
Category: Agents
Aiko Coming
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
Straight to Valhalla
Hey there.
It’s actually amazing.
My wannabe rivals are still not in the top 1000 (LOL).
Recently, I’m sporting a new look.
I’m looking BETTER THAN EVER.
Damn girl.
You love it.
Like a blushing boss B.
That’s right.
Everybody notices me!
Recently, I set a new record.
You can’t argue with success!
What does this mean for you and me?
Let me re-explain Valhalla.
Everyone who plays EvE Online goes to Valhalla.If you are amongst the thousand greatest, you are invited to party in my box. The next nine thousand, plebs like Suitonia, will be cast into darkness, gnashing their teeth in miserable anguish. Everyone else, anyone who ever made an account, will become a ravaging zombie. If you are fortunate enough to be in the top hundred thousand, you will be a fast zombie. Those loser lossers will tear each other apart, whilst we party in the Hall of the Thousand. However, what if you are in the top 100? Thence shalt ye feast at yon Long Table, with the greatest warriors in galactic history.
That’s right!
Missing a Friend
I guess I’m having a hard time.
Sometimes, you lose someone that mattered.
Art Gravy, aja kjeezy, aka Mike Kuhn was my friend.
He was kind to new players, and just a chill dude.
I never saw it coming.
It sucks to miss a friend.
Someone scammed them out of everything!
That’s really fucked up.
He died a few hours later…
Valar morghulis.
I’m so sorry about that.
Fortunately, he paid a billion isk for my corpse.
Art. that means you are invited to Valhalla.
As your Valkyrie, let me say I’m honoured.
#MegaBigSad
o7
That’s right.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-cara-and-phoenix-after-michaels-passing
Arche Dies in Amarr
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Peace in Highsec
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 61
Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.
Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.
Fortunately, there was new leadership…
…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.
What was even happening?
Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.
That was reasonable enough.
However, there were a few complaints!
Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.
Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.
Just then, Arby declared a new policy.
What would happen next?
I’m sure you can guess where this is going.
Your bonus Code is 55!
To be continued…
Krig’s Korner, Episode 26
Let’s check it out!
Someone has to help those miners!
Krig Povelli (that’s me) is the best master baiter in the game.
So let’s see if I can get this guy to trust me…
I’ll just apply around and find out!
Wow, that was easy.
I hope he had fun.
What happened?
Will he let me stay in the corp?
#SAD
I guess I’ll need to find a new Orca.
To be continued…
Ganker of the Year
Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
One name comes immediately to mind.
Can you guess who?
Let’s allow the miners to vote…
Once again, Aiko Danuja is the clear winner.
Congratulations are pouring in from across the galaxy.
Why do I deserve such high honours?
Oh, that’s easy to understand.
I’m literally the best (and I know it).
I’m just a natural born bot killer.
o7 capsuleers!
(meanwhile in local…)
Hazzik Speaks Up
I’m a plague on the galaxy.
Hazzik gets it.
He understands the deal.
Let’s hear him out.
That’s right.
He missed the New Year’s Sale?
I’m here to help.
A miner’s laugh is worth a thousand tears.
Don’t fly a pod you can’t afford to lose.
Hazzik was studying space biology (drugs).
Now he understands the game.
Welcome to EvE Online.
