Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
PUBLIC NOTICE
Category: Agents
Sovereign Miner
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Flame of Justice
Let’s listen…
Cool!
Amazing!
Miners love to learn about me and mine.
I have a persuasive salespitch.
It’s easy like that.
Every miner has a friend named Aiko.
Cheerzah brav!
Mainless Mike Meets Safety
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
Undock and Die
Listening to: Undock and Die
I’m gonna keep making AI music.
That means I’m a real content creator.
I’m doing very well, thank you.
That’s right.
I sure do enjoy EvE Online.
This is why we always shoot miners.
o7 capsuleers!
Fat Wiggers Inc.
Let’s check it out.
Safety. is such a creative alliance.
I bet I can turn that into music.
Amazing!
All true and factpilled.
q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clapq i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to spaceq but i new
a u new to dyin too ggsq had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough comboq i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lolq u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredomq wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choicesq feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil broq can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happenq u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryinq why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled deliciousq i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together ratq got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better
Any other questions?
Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.
I bet Aiko is fun at parties.
That’s right.
No Bot Zone
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
#reported
People notice me.
ACHTUNG AIKO!
Everybody is happy to see me.
Some miners read my bio.
I always welcome input.
Many tell me their story.
I can’t save them all.
I guess I’m the best.
That’s right!
o7
Yria is Syria, Part 5
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
