Some guys don’t like condoms.
Oh well.
Everyone else is having a great time.
That’s right.
07 capsuleers!
xD
=BONUS EASTER CONTENT=
Happy Easter
Category: Agents
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Krig’s Korner, Episode 22
Yup.
I am living the dream.
I sure meet a lot of miners!
They are crybaby losers.
Oh look, another one…
Her boyfriend/simp/husband/alts were hysterical.
Some miners are noisy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
What will they say next?
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Actually, Aiko is pretty cool.
I bet she’s got a honeable muffler for every onne to use.
G’dayum grr.
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Badlife
Hey there.
I’ve heard what they say.
Miners have a lot to learn.
In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.
Everybody needs a mining permit.
What do you think?
Cheerzah brav.
Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 56
Mission Ready Mining (MRMNG) had a problem.
They were inviting griefers, faster than they could kick them.
Rapid recruitment inflated CEO Gai Heiyuu’s narcissistic grandeur.
Big shoutout to Aiko (that’s me), for telling the story.
“And so Tweeps, Kalorned, and [no longer alive, ghosted out of history] continued, day after day, to pile alts into MRMNG. [Gai Heiyuu] held a belief that Assistance Group was a front for the [now long dead] Marmite Collective alliance… We decided to indulge this paranoid delusion, and Kalorned’s alt joined Marmites with the blessing of Papa Tora Bushido.”
Meanwhile, Gai continued to try and lead the ‘new’ players.
There was a lot of confusion.
Experienced newbro Envoy volunteered to help out.
True leaders need neither appointment nor promotion.
There were several lucky winners that day!
-=BEHIND THE SCENES=-
To be continued…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #252
I love to help.
Oh boy.
What a game.
This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
I Know Hawk
Hawk gets a lot of big kills.
Meanwhile, Drummer lost a shuttle…
…and a pod.
‘Agent’ Drummer shared a secret.
In fact, she is a ‘ganker’…
…with powerful friends in Highsec.
That’s right.
Let’s ask!
Ok then…
Some miners are crazy.
Wing clip is a real EvE corporation.
Is Agent Drummer a real character?
What a loon!
Drummer is one of those 2006 permafails.
She’s gonna get me.
That’s right…
Even other miners dislike Drummer.
At least I made a friend!
Isn’t that right?
Broadcast for Yikes
It was an emotional experience.
So Afriq became a born again antigriefer.
Now he counsels gankers, bumpers, and scammers.
This is a little like megacringe.
That’s right!
What a ‘good’ guy.
He really cares, right?
Nobody likes a virtue signalling whiteknight carebear.
Do they ever shut up?
Like, for real…
Seek help.
This is why we gank, bump, and scam miners.
Frankly, they deserve it.
