It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Stay Safe!
Category: Agents
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
2009 Newbro
Another new player…
That’s right.
Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess
Another space crybaby…
Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.
#SAD
Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57
Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.
New recruits kept joining every day.
The more the merrier!
So the alliance director ordered a security audit.
Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.
They were running their own side business.
Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.
He foresaw his own demise.
Highsec mining corporations have no future.
Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.
Maybe there was something awry?
Maybe griefers were already inside?
Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45
More Easter Eggs
Hey there.
Eve Online has some interesting characters.
Isn’t that special?
That’s right!
Well, ok then!
Is that right?
Cheerzah!
Happy Easter
Some guys don’t like condoms.
Oh well.
Everyone else is having a great time.
That’s right.
07 capsuleers!
xD
=BONUS EASTER CONTENT=
Go Hard
Listening to: Gank Hard
Hey there.
Safety is a “herd of morons”.
Isn’t that right?
It’s a common question.
Honestly, we are having fun.
Miners sure have a lot to say.
They don’t like gankers.
We don’t like them either.
The solution is obvious.
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right!!!
Krig’s Korner, Episode 22
Yup.
I am living the dream.
I sure meet a lot of miners!
They are crybaby losers.
Oh look, another one…
Her boyfriend/simp/husband/alts were hysterical.
Some miners are noisy.
EvE Online is no place for children.
What will they say next?
There’s a lot to unpack here…
Actually, Aiko is pretty cool.
I bet she’s got a honeable muffler for every onne to use.
G’dayum grr.
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
