Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Previously, Tee Ka tried Highsec PvP.
He lost a lot.
Tee Ka knows I am honest and true.
He’s like a father to me.
We often spend holidays together.
We are there for each other.
For Father’s Day, I played EvE Online with Daddy.
He doesn’t fit his ships very well.
He didn’t appreciate the surprise party.
I don’t even have a blob!!
We had a real heart to heart.
Tee Ka wants to get rich poor quick.
I invited him ganking.
That sounds fun!
His alts are excited to join.
To be continued…
Miners love me.
Aiko Danuja is the best player in EvE Online.
Amazing content.
Always!
That’s right.
Hey there.
Each day brings new friends.
Yesterday, I helped Lady Krabs purchase 12 mining permits.
Then she reported me to the SSR.
The next morning, Mrs. Krabs woke up to reality.
Op success.
Another content subscriber.
Now the Krabs ladies can mine in peace.
Osmon is also the home of my beloved Cultural Center.
I can’t keep a secret.
He’s a real people person.
I’m glad everyone is happy.
That’s right.
Feel free to send your isk.
Works for me.
I wonder how things are going in Osmon?
Sounds like things are going great.
Thanks for the free isk, bro.
I’m glad we are friends.
Listening to: Hahaha
Here’s to thirteen fourteen years of failure in Uminas!
At least I’m having fun in EvE Online.
Here’s a neat trick.
First, I gank them.
Then, I gank their friends.
Next, I undock the big bomper!
This usually gets their attention.
Talking to me, or my alts, is one dangerous game.
Highsec is a Safe space!
No free samples.
Miners are tightfisted Scrooges.
Have you heard of Aiko Danuja, the greatest player in EvE Online?
I make things happen.
I’m a real content generator.
Once you meet me, you’ve already lost.
This miner was one tough negotiator.
Every miner is a little special.
I’m a helpful princess.
Fortunately, mining permits are still in fashion.
However, after payment, he immediately blocked me.
I guess I can sell this permit to someone else.
I’d call that a win.
=FOREIGN LANGUAGE CONTEST=
Contest Rules: Send 1 billion isk to Aiko Danuja, and guess the magic word. Put that as the payment reason, and receive one (1) entry.
Meanwhile….
xd)
=Afterwards=
I eventually taught Lady Krabs to unblock me.
I make the galaxy go round.
Hey there.
I’m a subject matter expert (SME).
Welcome to Part II of my FanFest Presentation.
Miners have been stalking gankers for years.
Sometimes, they just want to say hi.
Believe it or not, there are women in the galaxy.
I’m doing great, btw.
You just can’t win Incels Online.
Some people can’t decide if I’m a guy or a girl.
Bro…
In game or out of game.
Ain’t no man getting attention like this.
If I ‘win’ EvE, at least you’ll know why.
Regardless, boys only want one thing from me.
Whatever I am, they love it.
Honestly, some of them are just plain crazy.
He wants me to commit suicide, in real life.
Blocking him doesn’t work.
I’ve blocked him at least 100 times.
Ain’t I a woman?
(yes he drew that)
Here’s the same guy, a month later.
Same guy, twenty minutes later.
Three minutes later.
Another month later.
See what I mean?
Oh look, another antiganker.
These plebs are obsessed with me, in real life.
I deserve it – right?
Oh boy, it never stops.
The diagnosis is clear.
I’m gonna blog.
Some of this is funny.
Most of it is cringe.
Some of it is mental.
All of it is batshit crazy.
Oh man, I really missed out.
What???
Uh…
Anyways…
No!
To be continued…
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Miners have a lot to say.
Previously, on my best EvE Online blog.
Miners think about me a lot.
It’s a competition, to see who obsesses the most.
Yep, I’m lookin great.
[ 2024.08.25 22:15:53 ] Kathus > onlyganks.com
I don’t mind a little flattery.
However, antigankers go too far.
They take it from awkward to creepy.
It gets a little weird.
I’m not looking for a boyfriend in EvE Online.
Sorry to disappoint.
Uh…
Wtf is a sparrow?
I’m not a tsundere! Hmph.
I actually haven’t read all these mails.
See, that’s where it gets crazy…
Bro…
We aren’t going to Iceland together.
Steven, my guy… you mail me all the time.
To be continued…
Yesterday, we saw the burden of alliance leadership.
Voluminous unsolicited correspondence.
Oh boy…
Thanks for the intel.
I get lot of inquiries.
It’s not a cult. We are a congregational Fellowship of Friendos.
Next time, we’ll talk about sexual harassment in EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s not gonna happen.
Like wtf.
Yep, that’s an antiganker.
Welcome to Highsec.
We can play EvE Online together.
Let’s send those miners to otherwhere!
That’s right, go on, git.
I’m a real Space Ganger now.
Tunnel snakes don’t scare us.
I run five successful alliances.
We are all one team…
…spoonfeeding content to the regular workingpleb.
They love it.
Cheerzah brav.
Nobody likes a loley miner.
Loleylol!
Gotta catch em all, and then do it again.
Hey there.
Highsec miners are not new players.
In EvE Online, I’m the new player.
Highsec miners are bittervet losers.
They are not a space force.
Get wrecked old timer.
Typical!
CCP requires 5, I’d rather use 1.
That’s right.
What’s going on?
Sounds amazing.
Imagine that.
Why are they defenseless?
Why gank a defenseless AFK carebear?
That’s right.
That’s right.
Look at that groupthink downvote.
Reasonable people rarely get upvotes.
Crybabies rage downvote the truth.
Idiots get upvoted.
Bro, nobody enjoys mining.
Carebears are looooosers.
Loooooooooooooosers.
Everyone on Reddit has something to say.
Mostly, the bears cried.
Miners just don’t get it.
Give me your diamonds, or die.
So they whined, on and on.
Boohoohoo.
Boomers boomed about glory days.
Seers spake of ancient prophecies.
Trolls spread cruel gossip.
Antigankers shared tips and tricks.
Agents shared deep state intel.
Therapists offered their diagnosis.
Others wallowed in despair.
Gankers are the same people who play Zerg!
Another invigorating conversation with Reddit[censored]…
TLDR: Stay away from people who can’t PvP!
That’s right.
Why do I gank?
I just don’t like miners.
Kill them all.
