In his house, I play an important role.
Miners just need to calm down.
That’s right.
This is where the story gets complicated.
What for?
Omg, I bet she’s super hot.
At least someone enjoys EvE Online.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Thuggee Life
Category: Always!
Overheard in Jita
#winning
Hey there.
I’m Aiko!
That’s right.
That’s right!
People love me.
James 315 said I’m the best.
I’m the High Princess of Highsec.
That makes me the #1 alltime.
o7 bro!
Dumb Witch
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Triangle Invader
I’ve started ganking triangleers.
It’s great sport.
Another happy camper.
I’m glad I was there.
Plot Twist: I moved to your home system.
That’s right.
Meet a Miner
Oh look, a miner.
They ask a lot of questions.
Yep!
Another miner gone forever.
Fortunately, they are easily replaced.
It’s like he never left.
That’s right.
Quitting EvE Online
o7 to all the quitbears!
ugle banter
Welcome to my space blog.
Miners say a lot of strange things.
It’s nice to have friends.
These boomers lack social skills.
They are bads.
They are also thirsty.
Sometimes, they get very excited.
They love to chat.
I can’t wait to kill them again.
What an actual pleb.
That’s right.
xD Ur Dumb
Nobody likes griefers.
Also, nobody likes carebears.
Some await the mining messiah.
Others speak of the ganking Jezebel.
I know what minors miners say about me.
Do they know what I say of them?
Miners are dumb.
Like really dumb.
Really really dumb.
No More Permabanned Racists in Highsec
Old News: Globby and loyalanon got permabanned (again)
#SAD
#GETFUCKED
Oh well…
I guess we’ll never know what happened.
Maybe I had something to do with it?
I kinda don’t like racist losers.
I don’t want to be associated with them.
They just don’t get it.
They are, well…
Kinda mental!
Fortunately, I’ve got good news.
Where we’re going, we won’t need miners (or racists).
We can just kill them all.
