It is what it is.
Miners cry a lot.
They are down and out.
When you lose a game, you are a loser.
Honestly, mining is kinda gya.
Down and Out
Category: Always!
Sad
Big or small…
…all miners must die…
That’s for the best.
Janeway’s Revenge
Big Strong alliance is a little weak.
So they deployed their chief antiganker.
Captain Janeway practiced her craft in local chat.
Meanwhile, I was busy next door.
I came back to listen.
The miners supposedly had guns.
I don’t mind if they wait.
Silly miners!
This went on for awhile.
Janeway had a message for me.
It was a mystery message.
What a real pleb.
Snuffed Out DDOS Attack
Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…
2… 3… 4… disconnect…
Princess Aiko investigates…
Srajin got disconnected again!
This is a fun game.
He started gaslighting me…
What a silly miner!
Hmm…
Hey, I know that guy!
So he invited me to the LITG discord.
I see…
Srajin didn’t believe me.
He’s a computer expert.
He cried and cried…
I just told him the truth.
Deny, deny, deny.
It was a real mystery.
PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.
Srajin left with a warning.
It was a real mystery threat.
The End!
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Highsec Femdom
You love it.
That’s right, that’s right!
Chat, let’s go!
I’m the cutest gankerette.
I love to neuter miners.
They are bad at EvE Online.
It’d be a real shame if someone killed them all.
Cheerzah!
Ow!
Welcome to Hentogaira
Tana spread the alarm.
Alas, it was too late.
Tana is a communist…
…and a crybaby.
She vowed to stop stealing ice.
Some miners have a whole monologue.
Tana shared her new perspective on Highsec mining.
Just then, another miner started yapping.
Well, ok then!
Silly bears!
Carebear Citizen
Star Citizen is full of carebears.
Is fun a mental illness?
Reddit investigates…
Are you proud to mine salt tears?
Boredom is the antidote to fun!
Open PvP is a gateway to griefplay!
W0mbat got 17 downvotes…
Meanwhile, Nexx0ir invented in-game prisons.
This is a popular idea!
Scannaer vowed to griev the grievers.
PvP players are fundamentally toxic.
Gankhobos are bad at “real” PvP.
Remember the CODE?
Real PvPers travel for at least an hour…
Gankers just want easy kills at the grocery store.
Non-profit PvP is mere fun.
Cheerzah!
Szpoti Returns to Highsec
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Ashlynn Goes to War
Ashlynn had a lot to say.
Let’s listen…
Ashlynn is a poor…
…with big IQs!
Was Ashlynn quite calm?
Silly miner.
Miner, calm down.
Nobody likes a miner.
They just never shut up.
What a game.
