The Kingdom of Hayase tried to invade Isanamo.
They were salty pirates.
This is the real EvE Online.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Cheerzah!
Kingdom Down
Category: Always!
Rookie Help
TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE
I like to play a game.
I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.
I’m good at this.
That’s right.
I like to have fun.
I’m a pillar of the community.
That’s right.
New players love to cry and beg for help.
I set them straight.
Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !
One day, I met Ylewen.
Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg
That same day, he died.
Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20
They was like 20.
That’s right.
Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7
New players struggle to accept reality.
Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko
I love to help.
Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars
Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.
What do you think he said?
He sure had some interesting ideas.
Now it’s up to 30 accounts!
Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?
Doubt!
Broadcast for Yikes
It was an emotional experience.
So Afriq became a born again antigriefer.
Now he counsels gankers, bumpers, and scammers.
This is a little like megacringe.
That’s right!
What a ‘good’ guy.
He really cares, right?
Nobody likes a virtue signalling whiteknight carebear.
Do they ever shut up?
Like, for real…
Seek help.
This is why we gank, bump, and scam miners.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Rookie Salt
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
The Psycho in SICO, Part 2
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #251
Welcome to EvE Online.
This is a serious game.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Ok then.
Thanks for the intel.
That’s right.
Cheerzah brav!
Works every time… always!
Contact me with any questions or concerns…
You love it.
The Psycho in SICO
Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
AFK
We know.
Miners are often AFK.
They do things their way.
There’s a life lesson here…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Safety cringe
Carebears dislike Safety.
They are not happy.
In fact, they are ‘bored’.
They just don’t care.
Miners just don’t get it.
Their time has no value.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Simo’s Third Mining Permit
Listening to: Gonna Get Back
Simo’s First and Second Mining Permits
I sell a lot of permits.
I’m an irl space celebrity.
Simo bought permits for Ikao and Piekura.
For some reason, he decided to mine in Kamio?
Something went terribly wrong!
His space lawyer explained miner rights.
So simo appealed his conviction.
This is the art of a deal.
I even gave free Sirseshin access.
Simo also upgraded from Third to First Class.
It’s all in the CODE.
“No miner can be lawfully ganked unless they are given a full advance warning, with a 60 second truce allowing them to dock up safely. Second Class citizens receive 120 seconds, and First Class citizens enjoy 300 seconds.”
That’s fair, right?
Everything makes perfect sense.
Later, simo discovered a multibot.
Maybe he will start ganking?
That’s right.
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<Hrothy’s Salty Gankbear Tears>
You know I don’t play right
I’m gonna get back when I feel like
I’ll put up a good fight
Uh huh, uh huh
#WINNING
Cheerzah bravs!
