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Merry Juneteenth!
It’s a real holiday.
That’s right.
This year we celebrate with an episode of “notaminer”.
You can see where the name comes from.
I’ve got about a thousand of these still unpublished.
Notaminers sure cry a lot.
In fact, they are all liars.
Also, they are stupids.
Ok buddy?
A lot of notaminers dabble in mining.
You see what I mean?
Nobody wants to be a ‘real’ miner.
Never believe them.
They are just ashamed.
So if you see one, just put them out of their misery.
o7 capsuleers!
Ok buddy!
Miners are so friendly.
Did you know they are poor?
“Castole you are a fucking bitch, go to dick.”
They often cry like that.
Nobody likes a whinebabv.
Even big strong manly miners are LOSERS.
That’s right, go find another game.
o7 capsuleer!
\o/
Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Hey there.
Another Highsec quitbaby.
That’s right.
Gudbui miner.
I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.
Glory to the DPRH!
It’s important to mine with Safety.
We are always ready.
Thanks for the free ss, bro.
That’s right!
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
Cultural Center > Let’s begin
Gar Killian > Isnt the point of being the bumper to do it while your buddies are online?
Cultural Center > Feel free to read minerbumping.com
That’s right.
Hey there.
It’s not easy being a miner.
We don’t like plebs.
That is why I created Safety.
Even my mom is a fan.
Thank you for playing EvE Online.
Cheerzah brav!
o7 miners!!
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
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