Yria is Syria, Part 7

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.

So they got a stiff response.

The Big Bomper was back.

This would not end well for transgressors.

They had not been so bumped since 2012.

It would not take long.

We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.

PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.

The system was soon empty.

Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.

This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.

Embarrassing!

To be continued…

You know what? I think I will join.

In System

Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.

They stand up straighter when I’m around.

Who is the most interesting person in all of history?

I guess I’ve always been this way.

Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!

I can tell they are having fun.

Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.

I hope they feel better soon.

o7 capsuleers!

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!