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TRIGGER WARNING: EvE ONLINE

I like to play a game.

I answer noob questions, faster than the carebears.

I’m good at this.

That’s right.

I like to have fun.

I’m a pillar of the community.

That’s right.

New players love to cry and beg for help.

I set them straight.

Ylewen > Don’t get mad, go farm vespar !

One day, I met Ylewen.

Ylewen > yeah, so ppl multiboxing with like 20 accounts, he waited me outside my filament T3 (i was in a Safe spot in Muvolailen) wtf, i just lost 600M gg

That same day, he died.

Duke Governor Konna > Ylewen ouch
Aiko Danuja > the things we have to do 🙁
ISD Bird > Ylewen Yeah, that is called getting “ganked”
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen thats a thing
NitRam2205 > Ylewen get a good
Ylewen > they was like
Ylewen > 20

They was like 20.

That’s right.

Ivory Harcourt > Ylewen this is a PVP game
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > ppl are cirnge
Ylewen > fk of
Ylewen > I do not call that “PVP”
Ylewen > 1v20
ISD Bird > pvp could also mean “player vs people”
Tahoora Tsour Niam > Aiko Danuja o7

New players struggle to accept reality.

Callie Khornate > Ylewen You chose to fly what you couldn’t afford
Gia Domni Cassini > Ylewen multiboxing is allowed.
ISD Bird > Ylewen That is called being ganked
Ylewen > its shouldnt be allowed
Avelmarle Shouna > people don’t need your consent to kill you
ISD Bird > EVE Forums: Player Feedback & New Features if you have a suggestion make it here
Sara Seraph > become a ganker yourself
Corporal Fillip > Aiko Danuja hey, Aiko

I love to help.

Aurie Aurgnet > Aiko Danuja give some advice for the newbies.
Aiko Danuja > i recommend new players try pvp instead of mining
Ylewen > All liars

Disgusted, Ylewen filed a complaint.

What do you think he said?

He sure had some interesting ideas.

Now it’s up to 30 accounts!

Did you think Ylewen is an innocent new player?

Doubt!

Send Help

That’s gross.

Nobody likes a nasty little miner.

That’s right.

Oh wow, I totally forgot.

Well, I guess he paid.

Duina Prime > and you guarantee safety in Halaima?
Aiko Danuja > yes sir
Duina Prime > It was enough to give a warning the first time 😛 🙂 and here I am naked and cheerful xD

I guess he enjoyed himself.

Duina Prime > I’ve been playing on and off since 2010, but I never had any idea I always barely bounced back from the bottom xD
Duina Prime > When mining, I sometimes support myself with one or two alpha alts, which, for example, transport raw materials.

Is that a EULA violation?

That’s right!

That’s right!!


Sarcasim Goes On

Listening to: Chiping Away

This is a recurring thing.

Sarcasim (aka IamurPAPPY) is obsessed with ‘Justina’.

Always!

EvE Online is a game of alts.

In this game, anyone can be a real loser.

Too bad about old man James 315…

Even other miners pity Sarcasim!

Isn’t that special?

Everyone in the game is Justin.

That’s right.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 54

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

The gmae was ruined.

Mission Ready Mining had a recruiting problem.

Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.

Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.

The buck stops at the top.

Suddenly, EvEmail…

“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.

A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”

Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.

Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.

MRMNG went into full spai lockdown.

Friends turned on one another.

To be continued…