Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
Captain Janeway
Category: CCP
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244
Miners have a lot to say.
Oh, ok…
Yuo stuid!
Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.
I slept my way to the top!
Miners in Highsec… who knew?
I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…
It’s just endless…
This is the real EvE Online.
Hi-sec is just a damned lie!
That sounds fun!
To be continued…
Seek Help
Listening to: All the Things
If you are planning to kill yourself, dial 911 (999, 110, or 112).
If you are thinking about suicide, dial 1-800-273-8255.
If your suicidal thoughts involve isk or PLEX, dial 1-800-BETS-OFF.
If you are threatening to kill another gamer, call 1-800-799-7233.
In some cases, people may react with unhealthy behaviors in a situation that seems disproportionate. Many people find it challenging to admit they are angry. Contact a therapist today, and learn how to calm down!
If you are encouraging someone to commit suicide, call 1-800-225-5324.
If you are also intoxicated, call 1-800-356-9996.
This is EvE Online, not BDSM Online (unless you allow it).
Bailey 2 Madullier > I must say, this opperation you’re running here is incredibly cringe
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Hit me with more of that sweet zoomer lingo
Apparently, zoomers want everybody dead.
Wo bruh lik ur podzizzle wuz lik mt ite.
We are trying to sell permits, this is not a therapy clinic.
What a typical miner.
Seriously, seek help.
I mean, seriously.
Like, for realz yo.
Just calm down.
Anyways, good chat.
Come on man, don’t do that.
I need to see a therapist myself…
Like wtf…
Ok buddy. *eyeroll*
Oh, there’s more negging?
Cheerzah brav!
End of an Era, Part 9
The incursion community is in trouble.
If we kill the mom, they lose.
That’s a real problem.
Incursion bears are fresh out of karma.
The miners keep begging someone to care.
However, Roulin makes everyone depressed.
The incursion community is done.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 7
Tee Ka done got PKd, again and again.
This is what happens when you vow to antigank.
His antiganking career is not going well.
Tee Ka was demoralized.
I tried to encourage him.
Would Tee Ka accept my olive branch of infinite mercy?
So he quit the game, forever.
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 8
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Halbrad begged for a mining permit.
The miners debated whether to pay.
Subsequently, Halbrad struggled to clear his name.
Out of ideas, the miners waited patiently.
Just then, the gankers noticed a payment from CCP.
I guess we are getting paid?
We call ourselves the MomPoppers.
It’s not griefing, when it’s part of a business plan.
As for the miners…
…they were demoralized.
To be continued…
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 46
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 6
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.
We are hunting the momship.
The miners tried a last minute report defense.
That didn’t work.
Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.
The bears brainstormed a solution.
Then they began to give up.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 5
Listening to: Ready or Not
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Incursion bears killed their own mother.
They had nothing to do but cry.
Their whining could be hard across the galaxy.
Meanwhile, we all had a good laugh.
Mocking miners is kind of our thing.
Longtime readers will remember Gripen ANM.
Someone didn’t learn their lesson!
Behold, a new incursion!
This time the miners were in for a real treat.
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 4
Previously, on AikoBomp…
An elite team engaged in untraditional PvE.
This is EvE Online.
The miners had a problem.
We don’t like them.
Their leadership team is trash.
So they cancelled their own incursion party.
Jason was gracious in defeat.
Eventually, the miners blamed us for their success.
They killed the Kundalini mothership, but said we did.
Some Pilot explained the logic.
Meanwhile, Zloki found a flaw in ganker strategy.
Are Highsec incursions too big to fail?
Would gankers allow the incursion community to die?
A new incursion was about to begin!
Who would catch mom first?
One team was on 24/7 standby…
Any moment now…
The clock was ticking…
To be continued…
