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The incursion community is in trouble.
If we kill the mom, they lose.
That’s a real problem.
Incursion bears are fresh out of karma.
The miners keep begging someone to care.
However, Roulin makes everyone depressed.
The incursion community is done.
To be continued…
Tee Ka done got PKd, again and again.
This is what happens when you vow to antigank.
His antiganking career is not going well.
Tee Ka was demoralized.
I tried to encourage him.
Would Tee Ka accept my olive branch of infinite mercy?
So he quit the game, forever.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Halbrad begged for a mining permit.
The miners debated whether to pay.
Subsequently, Halbrad struggled to clear his name.
Out of ideas, the miners waited patiently.
Just then, the gankers noticed a payment from CCP.
I guess we are getting paid?
We call ourselves the MomPoppers.
It’s not griefing, when it’s part of a business plan.
As for the miners…
…they were demoralized.
To be continued…
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.
We are hunting the momship.
The miners tried a last minute report defense.
That didn’t work.
Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.
The bears brainstormed a solution.
Then they began to give up.
As always, this was amusing.
To be continued…
Listening to: Ready or Not
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Incursion bears killed their own mother.
They had nothing to do but cry.
Their whining could be hard across the galaxy.
Meanwhile, we all had a good laugh.
Mocking miners is kind of our thing.
Longtime readers will remember Gripen ANM.
Someone didn’t learn their lesson!
Behold, a new incursion!
This time the miners were in for a real treat.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
An elite team engaged in untraditional PvE.
This is EvE Online.
The miners had a problem.
We don’t like them.
Their leadership team is trash.
So they cancelled their own incursion party.
Jason was gracious in defeat.
Eventually, the miners blamed us for their success.
They killed the Kundalini mothership, but said we did.
Some Pilot explained the logic.
Meanwhile, Zloki found a flaw in ganker strategy.
Are Highsec incursions too big to fail?
Would gankers allow the incursion community to die?
A new incursion was about to begin!
Who would catch mom first?
One team was on 24/7 standby…
Any moment now…
The clock was ticking…
To be continued…
Our incursion team is unstoppable.
Sir Balu began investigating.
The culprits are, well, us.
Amazing.
Our team developed its own unique strategy.
Meanwhile, the miners kept crying.
The next battleground was Ohide.
Halbarad “Carebearing” Dovanna was dismayed.
The crabs decided to kill their own incursion.
That’s fine with us.
Lol!
Miners sure are stupid.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Incursions are despawning across Highsec.
After winning an incursion, our team set course to the next site.
Carebears were flummoxed.
Where was the free easy isk?
The miners suddenly had a lot more free time.
So they began crying in Discord.
Some searched in vain for a silver lining.
Others conspired to scam CCP with exaggerated grief.
Screeching could be heard across the galaxy.
Eventually, Hawk received a formal complaint.
This was amusing.
To be continued…
Interesting…
Let’s review:
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Let’s see what else the bot has to say.
Indeed, mining permits are very important.
Ah, but what if we use “calm down miner” offensively?
I see, that’s good stuff.
Haha, you guys.
Ok, that’s not funny…
That’s right.
That’s right!
