Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Miners are quitters…
…crybabies…
…whiners…
Basically, miners are losers.
Will they ever accept reality?
Doubt!
Meanwhile, the ISD has a new policy…
As part of their effort to eliminate all discussion in the forums, they have begun enforcing a new rule.
All PvP, including ganking, is officially consensual! Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.
Cheerzah!
What happened?
Oh no!
Absolute Plebs are crybabies.
It is known.
I’m such a c-word!
What will Mr Lee think of me?
I sure hope Eva calms down.
What’s wrong with them?
Oh nooooooo…
Princess Aiko is the best.
She always blog about ME))))
haha I’m not an NPC l’mao
283 + a blueprint?
…and an Orca… plus a Hulk?
That’s not what I asked for!
Haha, keep blogging space secretary.
Keep going, u dumb b.
There’s more…
I tried Aiko… and she blogged about it.
She loves blogging, especially with me.
Haha, I hope that miner writes her daily.
Aiko wasn’t a lezzi last night))))
I bet she wants to blog me again.
That girl is annoyed, paranoid, and full of void.
Wannabe pirate Jack thought he was safe.
I guess lowsec isn’t scary?
Fredrick showed me how it went down.
Meanwhile, Jack tries desperately to fix his killboard.
Calm down miner!
Well, hello there!
All gunkers are groons. Garrrrar etc.
We lost everything in Delve, so now we hide in Highsec.
Lin Sa La had a cunning plan.
Could she spam the gunks away?
Like all miners, she needs guidance.
These are actual screenshots from EvE Online!
The temper tantrum gradually subsided.
James 315 would have loved this miner.
I’m just a despotic totalitarian tyrant.
Across the galaxy, miners yearn for the return of their Saviour.
Will he ever keep them safe?
Doubt.
Oh well…
Cheerzah bravs!
Heil!
The good ship KaiserWillhelm disappeared from scan.
A real mystery.
Welcome to Gosalav.
Population: KaiserWilhelm KaiserWillhelm
What a miner.
He even tried to scam us.
Rend Berk Moliko lost a small fortune.
Rough times in Gheth…
Calm down miner.
Amarr is a xXSAFEXx space.
What?
Oh noez!
Now I done did it.
Oh nooooooooooooooo….
Onooooooooooooooooooooooooo(((((
(((((
Ok, let’s turn around…
Rolf!
Why are antigankers so stupid?
Nice greetings are on order, friend…
…and now our feature presentation.
*****
Wormholer Jeff encountered Wormholer Akrich, in Highsec.
Jeff naturally began collecting rent.
Akrich made a partial payment, but things went sideways.
Jeff faced a perplexing dilemma.
What to do?
Meanwhile, the miner began throwing n-bombs.
Really?
Surprisingly (not really), Akrich isn’t a new player.
Akrich blamed his son.
All Jeff wanted was a killmail.
He sent Akrich one final warning.
Once again, Akrich blamed his son.
The end.
