This guy spent days bumping only the most obvious Safety. Orcas, and yet nobody knows who we are? In fact, we are nothing like the old CODE, we just act like the exact same people.
“I run a… mining corp aimed at new players… whose entire existence supports MY efforts…”
I never read all my mail.
Some miners are desperate.
They sure do write a lot.
Yes, they are from me…
That’s right.
“Don’t be the last man standing in that dying, anti-ganking alliance full of egotists obsessed with power and control, who hated James and hate the Code. Those 4 anti-gankers who form the rotten core of Safety. People are going to assume you approve and support these people and their actions…”
Miners are positively mental.
$100 gets you $1’000’000’000 – easy instant winnings.
Cheerzah brav!
“Dude, thank you very much for what you do! I went to WWIG, saw these tears because of the destroyed Venture, and my mood immediately became better.“
Fly Fearless alliance was infested with tunnel snakes.
Executor Gai Heiyuu was at fault.
The buck stops at the top.
Suddenly, EvEmail…
“Without any warning whatsoever, an unsolicited EVE-mail arrived in the inbox of every single member of Mission Ready Mining. This was no ordinary EVE-mail. It was a corpmail. But this communication was special for another reason; it happened to contain a link to a minerbumping post about Mission Ready Mining. Curiously, it also includes a quote attributed to Tora Bushido, as well as references to the mysterious Assistance Group.
A shiver ran down the thing that MRMNG CEO Gai Heiyuu had been passing off as a spine. He had been fearing this day might come since the spring of 2017, when he ordered the emergency evacuation of Gelhan. *They* were back.”
Editor’s Note: Yes, I am quoting an illustrated narrative, published privately in a secret Discord.
Historian’s Note: This incident explains why members of a corporation are no longer allowed to mail everybody else in the corporation.
