Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Merry Hallow EvE
Category: Kills of the Week
Gem Collecting
Why do we gank them?
Enjoy a fat paragraph.
This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.
They are crazies (irl).
For real, fr.
They often like to negotiate.
I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.
Now he’s quitting forever (again).
That’s one point for Team Safety!
Zero points for everyone else.
Oh wait, there’s more…
This is BONUS content.
Behold, an antiganker is born…
Are you keeping score?
That’s right!
He even learned a little CODE. history.
He also met our favourite little princess.
Some guys are into me.
They remember me for the rest of their life.
He won in his own little way.
o7 capsuleer!
Sam Kosho
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Sam Kosho killed this Tayra.
What’s next for our crybaby of the day?
That’s right.
PUBLIC NOTICE
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Sovereign Miner
Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments
Here’s the TLDR:
R3aper992 is our star of the day.
What a miner.
Nice pod!
I know what miners want.
A few minutes later…
He’s a sovereign citizen!
That’s right.
He’s a free miner.
A stateless traveler.
I wonder what else he has to say?
Check this out!
Textbok sovvie.
He definitely knows Admiralty law!
If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.
I wonder if he believes in aliens?
Any last words?
Later that day…
We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Creativity in EvE Online
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
No Bot Zone
Listening to: No AI
That’s right.
A word to the wise…
In EvE Online, we do as I please.
We spread the Good News.
Everybody loves our positive attitude.
I’m just the cutest little thing.
What can I say?
At least we have a blog.
o7 capsuleers!
Dakkonka (again)
Dakkonka Again
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Triangle Invader
I’ve started ganking triangleers.
It’s great sport.
Another happy camper.
I’m glad I was there.
Plot Twist: I moved to your home system.
That’s right.
