Re: FW: About Krig Povelli

Even the little guys enjoy EvE Online.

The alliance description is self-explanatory.

However, God hates miners.

In fact, nobody likes miners.

It all started in Botane.

Krig Povelli > Wow! That is one really fast procurer!

Graeth was AFK and didn’t mine.

He advised other miners to take a nap.

LadyBug had enough.

Graeth Raltharn > its just an empty life

She began talking about Krig’s penis.

Later, LadyBug regretted what she said.

Bro, I get a lot of EvEmail (no, I can’t read it all).

LadyBug told the story several times.

PLOT TWIST: Krig Povelli strikes again!

Uh oh!

We don’t allow penis jokes in Highsec.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

Another successful intervention.

Krig even got a killmail!

Where’d the Orca go?

Word started to spread in local.

Anoher happy ending.

I hope LadyBug does better next time.

LadyBug had more to say.

What a chatty Cathy.

Oh my God…

Occasionally, I respond.

I’m the voice of reason.

LadyBug learned a real life lesson.

She just had a few more things to say.

The conversation became colorful.

At some point, LadyBug began writing herself.

I got all the facts.

I’ve completed my investigation.

Krig Povelli has a license to bump.

To be honest, we both hate miners.

December Madness

Listening to: Goodbye Venture

Hey there Venture enthusiasts.

It’s been a lot of fun!

We now conclude the December Doubles.

Each Venture in December was worth two (2) points.

One individual really doubled up!

DECEMBER SCORE

Wow, that’s amazing.

Who was the fattest Venture?

Wtf.

=BONUS ROUND=

Stay tuned! Next month is SUDDEN DEATH January. This is the perfect time to make a New Year’s ganking resolution.

PS: Send CASTOLE a few billion isk. He’s earned it.

Christmas Deathwish

Listening to: Precious

EvE Online has some interesting characters.

Sometimes they go too far.

This is the story of Longtooth the Miner.

Hey there.

Normally, carebears use a Vexor.

He found me attractive.

Never trust a man who mines in Highsec.

He actually was a new player.

Barely eighteen years old…

Just another antisocial sociopathic CEO in EvE Online.

We soon learned a shocking truth…

This guy is a total pleb.

Just then, Good Girl Kara tried to stick up for me.

Oof!

Just a typical Highsec miner.

At least he’s not mad.

He’s just… not well in the head.

What a guy.

Cheerzah!

Slow Boil

I’m a real Highsec escort.

That’s right.

Recently, miner Nigel ran into trouble.

He’s just a 2015 newbro.

So I agreed to assist.

I love to help the little guys.

Apparently, the mining pacifists lost a control tower?

No money? No problem!

Just send me your stuff.

It was his idea!

I’m glad we came to an agreement.

Cheerzah brav!

He just needs to pay.

That’s right.

There was just one problem.

I’ve done this before.

It works well.

I call it the 30 40 70 rule.

It works like a charm.

Later that day…

I change people’s lives!

There’s a life lesson here.

=FOLLOW UP=

Novus Plebbo

Listening to: CASTOLE RADIO

It’s no secret.

We were in CODE, and they weren’t.

They were are mad at James 315.

I call them gankbears.

After James died, it was time to take out the trash.

So we got rid of Hrothgar Nilsson.

However, he made his own alliance, pretending to be us.

Like, for real bro.

James called them ‘former fans’.

[ 2017.03.24 22:58:46 ]
Hrothgar Nilsson > i’m about to go mining.
Hrothgar Nilsson > undocking in my mining ship. gank away.
Hrothgar Nilsson > these are not competing professions
Hrothgar Nilsson > the whole is greater than the sum of its part. Null-sec F1 monkey + agent, or miner + agent, or station trader + agent….. you get better at both by being both
Hrothgar Nilsson > i have successfully baited half a dozen concordokkens

Hrothgar runs a mining alliance.

Sad, but true.

Weird, but true.

So I accepted his challenge.

Doctor Zarkov > i made billions that is just a minoe drawback

AFK carebears aren’t real gankers.

They use their character bio as a blog?

xD

Gankbears just grind for isk.

I PvP for fun.

He didn’t want that pod anyways!

Here’s another Plebbo scout.

GF!

That’s right.

That’s right!