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Tee Ka died, again and again.
His alt gave an interview.
Tee Ka was mad.
He struggled to understand.
Why was Tee Ka ganked?
After all, he purchased a mining permit.
Everyone urged Tee Ka and his alt to relax.
This would not happen.
To be continued…
Previously, Tee Ka got Pkd, again and again…
His self-proclaimed antiganking career was not going well.
For some reason, he suddenly left my Highsec miner’s guild.
Then he doubled down on antiganking rhetoric.
He was downright hostile.
This went on for quite awhile.
He didn’t like the answer.
Once again, Tee Ka vowed to greet us on the gates.
He eventually found a soapbox in Kamio.
To be continued…
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
Listening to: Hazards
Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.
They are not mission ready.
They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.
However, miners are still men of a sort.
You know how men are…
I’m mission ready sexy.
The Devil only wants one thing.
This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.
So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.
Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.
Uh oh.
It is what it is.
To be continued…
That’s right.
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Then he invited me to mine with him?
However, I’m not a miner.
This would imperil our friendship.
Whoops!
The poor little guy got gunked on (yet again).
So Tee Ka cried at his best friend, Piper.
He urged her to betray Aiko!
To be continued…
Previously, on Aikotopia.com…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Nothing could calm him down.
However, first he had to survive.
Unfortunately, this would require a lot of Highsec mining.
As an antiganker, he did his best to warn other miners.
However, he still has a soft spot for me.
In fact, Tee Ka has a lot of ganker friends.
He listed each of them.
It’s fair to say, Tee Ka likes me a lot.
However, he questions my good nature.
For some reason, he told me all about himself.
The antiganker decided to try his luck.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Tee Ka declared himself a miner rebel.
The poor little guy had a rough time in Highsec.
Oof!
He vowed to become an antiganker.
Tee offered a lot of folksy wisdom.
As a member of my mining corp, he struggled to make miner friends.
The rebel leader had a curious history.
Like most Highsec miners, he was pathetic.
What would happen next?
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Why, hello there.
Miners, stay alert!
Sarcasim wanted revenge.
So he paid a billion to antigank.
That’s worth it, right?
Wow, another win.
Everybody loves PvP.
Cheerzah!
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
