Oops.
Andee was not happy.
He only lost a little bit.
Seems fair.
)
He just needs a mining permit.
Get Concorder
Category: revenge
Trun Goes Potty
Trun had to pee.
I know, cuz he told me.
Gross!
He is not a happy miner.
Trun has a potty mouth.
What a naughty little goblok.
He pled not guilty.
However, he was found guilty by a jury of his superiors.
For one thing, he is guilty of antiganking.
He’s also guilty of needing help.
What a pitiful bear.
So naturally, he had a temper tantrum.
Crazy!
Oh… he had more to say.
The phantom provision lives on!
Wow, this miner still yapping?
Miners disgust me.
He concluded by gaslighting everyone…
…and urging us to have more sex.
He also threatened to report us.
I don’t think he likes us.
What a silly!
#FREE NEFFI
Listening to: Democracy Manifest
Well, hello there.
One day, the ban hammer slipped.
Neffi Cake (aka Luci Gotti) got banned, permanently, maybe.
Investigative Princess Aiko investigates…
Meanwhile, ISD Redacted was summoned to space court.
Likewise, Redline doesn’t care.
The other miners accuse CCP of international crimes.
Damning chatlogs prove CCP devs are Snuffed Out alts.
Of course, they deny everything.
So Neffi banned all the CCP/Snuff devs from his discord.
Seems legit.
The truth is out there.
Is Neffi going to prison?
No, that’s Adrian Vexier…
Neffi was banned for something else.
Why???
Fortunately, Neffi has contacted a higher power.
NATO forces are on high alert.
Reddits have been reddited…
… and unreddited.
CCP fought the law, and the law won.
Snuffed Out is going to the big house.
Neffi just wants to play EvE Online.
Will Hellmar unban his biggest fan?
This is a paid advertisement…
omg he’s soooo hot
Did Neffi do anything wrong?
Regardless, Neffi will continue trying to login.
As always, Highsec gankers stand with Neffi.
We want him to undock.
Just let him play, and we will take care of him…
Save the whales!
Cheerzah!
To be continued?
*BONUS CONTENT*
***BEHIND THE SCENES LIVEBLOG***
Woe to 1DQ
Well, hello there!
All gunkers are groons. Garrrrar etc.
We lost everything in Delve, so now we hide in Highsec.
Lin Sa La had a cunning plan.
Could she spam the gunks away?
Like all miners, she needs guidance.
These are actual screenshots from EvE Online!
The temper tantrum gradually subsided.
James 315 would have loved this miner.
I’m just a despotic totalitarian tyrant.
Across the galaxy, miners yearn for the return of their Saviour.
Will he ever keep them safe?
Doubt.
Oh well…
Cheerzah bravs!
Back to Basic
At first, Nabjorn didn’t learn his lesson.
However, he finally understands.
Nabjorn Amatin > I am quiting this game I forgot it was full of assholes congrats though on not being able to make it in the real world
Captain BeerMonster > calm down miner
Nabjorn Amatin > I have quit its ok, the gank just remined me that assholes exsist in this game as they no longer have a refuge anywhere else
Nabjorn is a born quitter.
When will CCP crack down on PvP antics?
Gankas hide behind CONCORD…
So Nabjorn vowed to go full basic.
Nobody should have fun in a video game.
Never go full basic!
Gangers just want dank exhumer scraps.
Nabjorn became a basic civilian.
He wants everyone to know!
Good luck Nabjorn!
Meanwhile, in J-space…
Neurotica 1, Part 7
Listening to: Dark Techno 2018
Previously, Erotica 1 was permabanned.
Afterward, he developed a cunning plan.
He decided to get rich, quick.
PLOT SUMMARY: Our anti-hero, Erotica 1, permabanned from EvE Online, wipes the sweat from his brow. “Eureka!”, he exclaims whilst committing securities fraud, selling fake cryptocurrency NFTs in order to purchase CCP and unban himself. This would prove to the courts, that Erotica 1 is a successful businessman. Along the way, he planned to make a trillion isk, through a legitimate galactic bank.
As an initial first step, he exploited his own IRL infant daughter, and tried to recruit a few EvE players.
His ‘friends’ were concerned.
Surprisingly, the scam worked.
Erotica (aka Justin) sold an NFT buy-in to his first mark, rounding $5000 up to $30000, with the expectation of future profits.
This is a story of sex, crypto, federal law, and crazy.
As a woman, I often feel uppity.
Am I a space Karen…
…or a reasonably concerned citizen?
I decided not to commit securities fraud.
No thank you!
Buckle in, it’s gonna be a WILD RIDE.
If subpoenaed, I will testify in court.
To be continued…
Highsec Recruiting, Part 3
Previously, newbro Mason vowed to destroy me.
This would require preparation.
Mason was excited by the thought of PvP with me.
In EvE Online, PvP is a sign of genuine affection.
Our relationship began to blossom.
However, I don’t like impudence.
Mason is a real miner.
Whereas, I am a perfect tenth-wave feminist!
Like all miners, he is a cyberbully greefer.
Fortunately, Mason began to regret his evil ways.
It was time to turn over a leaf…
My expectations were clear.
I demanded an isk sacrifice, for me.
So Mason sent his life savings.
Now I have Mason right where I want him.
He hates being told what to do…
…but now he has new friends, and a new corporation.
Everyone was impressed!
It was the start of a new era.
Mason is my miner.
I sure hope we get along!
What a good boy.
He deserves me!
Cheerzah!
Highsec Recruiting, Part 2
The recruiting channel was abuzz.
I was happy to share the good news.
Bussy gankers are IN.
Eventually, a newbro contacted me.
This miner didn’t like gankers.
He wanted me to understand.
So we had a chat…
This went well.
We soon reached an understanding.
I will fight for Safety.
No miner left behind!
To be continued…
***BONUS CONTENT***
Miners are crazy people…
…in real life!
Cheerzah!
Real Talk
I like to have fun.
Recently, I reported breaking news.
Zazz is a former fan.
Remember the good old days, when Zazz still played EvE Online, after James 315 ragequit two years before?
Haha. Remember that time The Aggressor dunked James, who spent eight (8!) years writing a therapy blog, before disappearing, just like he did after his previous hobby involving… political content?
Me and James 315, we agree on politics like Ocasio-Cortez and Mitch. However, the old turtle has been dead for years. His CODE. was a tea party, astroturfed by George, which collapsed when the bubble burst. I am more sophisticated than that. By applying the principles of Hari Seldon, the Order has evolved into a grassroots autocracy.
Many battles, she emerged victorious,
#SouthSide
Leaving her foes feeling notorious.
Bards don’t hiphop for Zazz.
James was a funny man, but I’m not.
I’m just here to help.
Some miners yearn for the old Minerbumping, with Annie Frank who on September 6, 2018, said “You did really good work. I really appreciate your new and different post. Please guys keep it up and share with us some unique post in the futureMenmy shopCar Stereo Double Din Android Player Hyepersonic Double Din Player Hyundai Creta Double Din Player CBSE open school cbse private banzaraon journeyAdj online.”
James always believed in me, even if Zazz lost faith.
I don’t think this is funny.
Who writes erotic fanfic about me and James, in the belt?
I get it… This is an ‘origin’ story.
Grrr. Hulksgarrrrr hathat. Hulkgeddon SMASH
“Praise Aiko!” is reverberated throughout the entire starbase, again and again, as the fleet takes off. Today, the miners will be hunted. Today, the miners will once again know fear.
It goes on, and reaches a happy ending.
Lonely Miner
CABO4EVER > mack, realy?
CABO4EVER > CAME ALL THE WAY JUST TO SAY hi TO cabo?
CABO4EVER > PEOPLE, THIS IS A GANKER
Hello CABO.
CABO4EVER > you tried to kill my mack..remember?
CABO4EVER > CONCORDE?
CABO4EVER > OFCOURSE, WHAT HAD YOU EXPECTED?
CABO4EVER > its high sec, mate..
CABO was pleased to collect killrights.
CABO4EVER > 26 days 26 days..23 days…26 days.. have the time, dont worry:) i amwatching you ALL…every step…
Zopiclone > activate my killright
CABO4EVER > i could be your daddy , son…
CABO4EVER > perhaps grandpa…kid..
Zopiclone > Please activate the KR on me
CABO4EVER > you wont be in a CAT, promissed..when you go BOOOOMMM! ill be camping out there when you are in your shiny BS…..KAAABBBOOOOOOMMM!1
Other miners were not impressed.
Rozo Druprime > lol he’s so stupid
Ellena Saisima > miners have no teeth so he wont actually do anything
CABO4EVER > it said i could bring friends…and thats what i am going to do.. but only when it hurts, realy hurts, lmao
Eyghynouel en Thielles > he accused me of being a “ganker” and i’ve only been playing for a week
Rozo Druprime > lol yeah he’s a retard, ignore him.
CABO4EVER > you read about those agents that can locate any player anywhere, right? and surprisely….KAAABBOOOMMM, BANG YOU R DEAD, LMAO!!!!
CABO4EVER > LMAO
CABO is a lonely miner.
CABO4EVER > i have no one to talk to..cause of those filthy gankers 🙁 lets buried the axe, come harvest with me
Rozo Druprime > not even his “friends” want him in their corps. he’s looking for a new mining corp cause he got kicked out of all the other ones lol
CABO4EVER > i am a miner, not a fighter…:)
