Hey there!
Remember miners…
Stay SAFE!
Does anyone else think miners are special?
Me too!
Another Sad Story
Category: revenge
Captain Janeway
Antigankers are not very smart.
They are salty miners.
Jesus is my scout.
Indeed.
Fucking CCP… amirite?
That’s right.
Earn Aiko Points
Gyatt Festival, Dodixie Federal Test Center – Stardate 23360
System: Misneden
Today, I am nullifying all outstanding New Order shares. They no longer have any value whatsoever. For those who donated, I say “Thanks for the free isk, bro.” So now what?
You must pay again!
Highsec deserves better. Since I always be best, I am perfectly positioned to provide points for every citizen of Aikospace, ensuring isk flows for eternity. Even a bearpleb can succeed through my grace. In ganking,you can and will be saved.
I am pleased Aiko Points are available for merely 1 billion isk. Each capsuleer must purchase as many points as they can, in addition to the requisite mining permits, travel visas, and/or blue passes. To encourage you in this quest, bonus points will be awarded at the following tiers: 5 billion, 20 billion, 100 billion, 315 billion, 1 trillion, and 5 trillion. Furthermore, a very special reward will be offered to each shareholder who is the first to claim a bonus tier, and annual shareholder parties will celebrate the most generous supporters of Highsec ganking.
In fact, I have decided the ultimate second-place in EvE Online will be whomsoever sends the most isk. I ask, “How much isk do you have, and why?” This is your chance to find out. Unlike you, I guarantee that all isk will be used for ganking. Now that’s a square deal!
ISK, assets, skill points, shares, and PLEX can always be sent to Aiko Danuja, to finance Aiko points. Every purchase will be formally acknowledged, solemnly honoured, and joyously commemorated on the brand new leaderboard, which I will update once I am done investing your isk. This is all outlined in my original shareholder agreement, as codified by myself. That’s reasonable and fair.
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #244
Miners have a lot to say.
Oh, ok…
Yuo stuid!
Miners don’t have to abide by CCP’s EULA.
I slept my way to the top!
Miners in Highsec… who knew?
I have 30,000 more of these (yes, really)…
It’s just endless…
This is the real EvE Online.
Hi-sec is just a damned lie!
That sounds fun!
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 10
Previously, Tee Ka Got Pkd, again and again.
He declared war on an entire coalition!
When that didn’t work, he started cursing.
Then he sent us all to null.
However, null fearts me cuz I onnly fight wat doest fight back.
One day, Tee Ka was salting as usual.
Suddenly, his friend alt intervened!
This went as well as expected.
Occoner is, like Tee Ka, a weakling.
Tee Ka has another such ‘friend’.
What a guy.
All bluster…
…with no bite.
To be continued…
Russian Invasion
Listening to: Russian Hard Bass
Oh, hey there.
I want to understand.
Well, okey-dokey!
What a fun miner.
dark eniken is from Ostingel.
Where his alliance was recently Snuffed Out.
Yikes!
Men often struggle to express emotions.
I’m glad he felt confident.
Mmm, that sounds nice)))
He soon reverted to his indigenous tongue.
I need a hole to work job.
Please don’t knock my teeth out(((
…but we are the ones killing EvE, right?
That’s right.
Dryson’s Big Hunt
Welcome!
Dryson is a typical antiganker.
He’s a certified miner.
A real EvE Online expert.
What a character.
He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.
This is the DrysonBennington.
Our boy been failing a long time.
Dryson is no good at antiganking.
He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.
Real classy guy.
Like, ok.
He has a lot of ideas.
Bro, what?
Dryson doesn’t like the game.
He doesn’t like ganking.
He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.
I think he’s crazy.
He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?
The boy is all bark, and no bite.
Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).
Nobody showed up for his fleet.
Dryson got a ‘kill’.
He urged the miners to fight back.
Nobody cared.
He even tried to recruit a bot.
The hunt concluded early.
It only lasted a minute. xD
Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.
To be continued?
Sarcasim and Sarcasum
Cool story bro.
Some miners are into pegging.
I don’t judge.
Ok…
It’s about the hypocsy.
Highsec miners are weirdos, irl.
Antigankers are especially dumb.
Gankers are always on system.
Yes, he’s lonely and bad at EvE Online.
If you are a fury, Safety is the place for you.
Every miner needs a Safety helmet.
If you are feebleminded, you may enjoy mining.
Consider yourself manifested to text.
What a guy.
To be continued…
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 9
Previously, Tee Ka vowed to destroy me.
However, he done got PKd.
Fortunately, he did have one small victory.
Otherwise, it was all downhill.
Tee Ka salted at all the men in my life.
They agreed he was a little crazy.
He was a real bingo card.
All this attention isn’t free.
To be continued…
Seek Help
Listening to: All the Things
If you are planning to kill yourself, dial 911 (999, 110, or 112).
If you are thinking about suicide, dial 1-800-273-8255.
If your suicidal thoughts involve isk or PLEX, dial 1-800-BETS-OFF.
If you are threatening to kill another gamer, call 1-800-799-7233.
In some cases, people may react with unhealthy behaviors in a situation that seems disproportionate. Many people find it challenging to admit they are angry. Contact a therapist today, and learn how to calm down!
If you are encouraging someone to commit suicide, call 1-800-225-5324.
If you are also intoxicated, call 1-800-356-9996.
This is EvE Online, not BDSM Online (unless you allow it).
Bailey 2 Madullier > I must say, this opperation you’re running here is incredibly cringe
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Hit me with more of that sweet zoomer lingo
Apparently, zoomers want everybody dead.
Wo bruh lik ur podzizzle wuz lik mt ite.
We are trying to sell permits, this is not a therapy clinic.
What a typical miner.
Seriously, seek help.
I mean, seriously.
Like, for realz yo.
Just calm down.
Anyways, good chat.
Come on man, don’t do that.
I need to see a therapist myself…
Like wtf…
Ok buddy. *eyeroll*
Oh, there’s more negging?
Cheerzah brav!
