Category: Sales

Listening to: Hahaha

Here’s to thirteen fourteen years of failure in Uminas!

At least I’m having fun in EvE Online.

Here’s a neat trick.

First, I gank them.

Then, I gank their friends.

Next, I undock the big bomper!

This usually gets their attention.

Talking to me, or my alts, is one dangerous game.

Highsec is a Safe space!

No free samples.

Miners are tightfisted Scrooges.

Have you heard of Aiko Danuja, the greatest player in EvE Online?

I make things happen.

I’m a real content generator.

Once you meet me, you’ve already lost.

This miner was one tough negotiator.

Every miner is a little special.

I’m a helpful princess.

Fortunately, mining permits are still in fashion.

However, after payment, he immediately blocked me.

I guess I can sell this permit to someone else.

I’d call that a win.

=FOREIGN LANGUAGE CONTEST=

Contest Rules: Send 1 billion isk to Aiko Danuja, and guess the magic word. Put that as the payment reason, and receive one (1) entry.

Meanwhile….

xd)

=Afterwards=

I eventually taught Lady Krabs to unblock me.

I make the galaxy go round.