Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Nobody can read it all.
An ocean of salt, decades deep.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some people are crybabies.
I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.
I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).
By many accounts, I’m the best.
I run a real bad corp.
It’s an intergalactic cartel.
My friends are happy to help.
We go way back.
I’ll see you on the gates.
Cheerzah brav.
I’m the greatest ganker in the game.
Some people call it piracy.
I think it’s just euthanasia.
Fools don’t take me seriously.
Those people are losers.
Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.
Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.
I can be a real problem for you.
An annoying hassle, one might say.
You won’t like that side of me.
Apologies in advance.
I try my best.
However, miners get obsessed with me.
\o
o/
Hey there.
Hii.
It’s like love, but not really.
Miners aren’t even capable of love.
Ya kno?
It never really ever stops.
This is a special case.
He is a bad man.
His plan is illegal, in real life.
I tried to talk about EvE Online.
He just kept simping…
haha
What a guy.
This antiganker wants to have sex with me.
Of course, he has competition.
So Valryon needed a plan.
He wants to pimp me out, at FanFest.
He wants to traffick me, in real life.
Fortunately, he won’t will mail me.
How can anyone resist?
No thanks.
That wasn’t the last message.
Ok then.
Meanwhile, in local…
I know what men want from me.
Sometimes, they aren’t even sure what I am.
They don’t seem to care.
I guess there’s an ongoing debate.
Everybody agrees on one thing.
I’m the best…
…and I have simps in EvE Online.
To be continued…
Listening to: Billions
ArchyZavr is NOT a fool.
He’s just a guy, who enjoys losing.
I know how to please a man.
Some people call this witchcraft.
Others might call it seduction.
I remember what he said.
Oh, boy gonna find out.
It was time for Archy to put an Azbel in Uedama.
Step one: Undock and flying to Uedama.
Have you ever known me to do a trick?
This is the art of politics, by other means.
Now I can finally create AikoTown.
I love a little drama.
Just a typical day in EvE Online.
You are welcome Archy (again).
I lost decades of friendship.
I’m the coolest.
Thanks.
=BONUS CONTENT=
Archy sent a song, to show his feels.
==DDOOUUBBLLLEE BONUS==
Cat Sky got ganked (again).
Then he tried faction warfare.
What a guy!
Hey there.
Another day, another miner.
Uh, sorry to hear?
Oh well.
Why not?
Nobody likes a poor.
Now he’s gonna get revenge.
Stay safe Miss Mendax.
Hey Tweeps, it’s me Aiko!
I sure love ganking.
I’ve made a lot of friends to rub with.
I want to help everyone.
Ya, you love it.
You like that?
Yes baby.
Nope, sorry.
I think some people will disagree!
This miner wanted to be so special.
How many are me?
What a loser.
Oh well.
Anyways…
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Get Well Soon
It was the most expensive ship xAtlas42x ever lost.
This made it difficult to fly fearless.
Mission Ready Mining had a real mining problem.
New players were quitting the game, due to endless boredom.
However, Assistance Group was determined to help.
Just in time, Kurisa finished her eyeshadow.
It was time to play EvE Online.
Kurisa, aka Kalorned, is a certified mining instructor.
This time, the Tunnel Snakes won.
This was before my time.
Slayer got slayed, and his own alliance mocked him.
Gandaulf the DeGrey is no longer laughing.
CCP was gonna need to patch the game.
Meanwhile, the biggest corporation in Highsec enjoyed rapid growth.
Hundreds of newbros were joining!
The alliance grew twenty percent in four months.
That was the start of a long slow decline.
Things were about to get worse.
To be continued…
uh oh spaghettio…
Welcome to the Krig Povelli show.
This miner was quite calm.
Sorry ladies…
I finally got what I want.
I rammed this miner good.
He loved it.
I just had one more request.
I wanted him to leave.
I also wanted to heal the game.
Furthermore, he needs a mining permit.
Eventually, he noticed my superior social standing.
This really triggered him.
Eventually, we parted ways.
I’m glad we met.
Thanks for the memories!
Today, we decided not to grief any miners.
Let’s just meet them instead.
cataclysm jane is one of PanFam’s mighty miners.
Cool lifestyle.
This miner explained the technical lingo.
0.0 is for 0.0s.
WoW!
Let’s meet an antiganker.
Double WoW!
Hey, don’t kill yourself in EvE Online.
I’ll do it for you.
I like to play.
Miners are real dumb.
What a ‘waste’.
That’s right.
Indeed.
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners have a lot of questions.
That’s fine.
They are allowed to wonder…
They won’t like the answers.
Calm down miners.
