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Welcome back!
A lot of people notice me.
They also notice my alliance.
We all know what’s coming.
So the miners prepare for judgment.
They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.
They cry endlessly in local.
Some carebears have a lot to say.
I definitely care, bro!
Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.
In every language, my response is always the same.
I’m here to have el funo.
I’m sure God will forgive me.
Oh well!
I’m clearly the best.
Better than all the rest!
Let’s check it out!
The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.
I’m more than just a pretty face.
I know what they really want.
They just can’t get enough.
It gets them all worked up.
Afterward, I put them to bed.
There’s no shame in that.
It’s our destiny!
I’ll give them what they need.
I’m the best!
What kind of Nima are you?
Apparently, girls like me too.
No, for real.
Oh, come on.
You know what I want.
There we go.
I find it all very flattering.
Sometimes, things get a little weird.
I get all kinds of requests.
I try to accommodate everyone.
You never know what will happen.
What will they think of next?
Ok then!
Until next time…
o7 capsuleers!
The holidays sure are rough.
What did you do this year?
Here’s what happened to me:
PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!
What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).
Some people seem to think I’m dumb.
Others just don’t like me.
I guess everyone is going through changes.
At least now I know what I am.
Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.
Hey, what’s that sound?
This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.
Dingdingdingalingringdongding.
Don’t run away and leave them all alone!
Did I do something wrong?
It’s a real mystery.
Am I untrustworthy?
I try my best!
Here is the sad truth…
Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.
I’d wish you well, but…
Thanks for those real memories!
Merry Christmas, I guess.
This year, I’m ganking.
Meanwhile, another year has gone by.
A lot happened, apparently.
Some people went too far.
A few made life altering decisions.
Did you make any BIG mistakes?
Let’s remember those we loved and lost.
I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.
Maybe next year will be better.
Or maybe not?
It’s whatever.
Perhaps, I’ll do something else?
It could happen tonight.
Either way, I’ll always be the best.
So you might hear from me again…
…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.
There are limits to what I can tolerate.
You know what I mean?
My sentiments exactly.
Well, you know what I will be doing.
That’s right LOL LOL.
It’s gonna be one of those blogs.
Ventures are the saltiest ships in the game.
Saaphir > and a other i will never buy again
Saaphir was bankrupt.
Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred
Saaphir > 200
Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million
He learned a valuable lesson.
This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.
Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).
At least miners are fun.
Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher
Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute
Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser
Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau
Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch
Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch
Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher
Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh
CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward
Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag
This one had a lot to say.
Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags
CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do?
Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son
Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag
Saaphir > come fags im afk
Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type?
Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it
Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb
Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination
Saaphir > come fag
However, I agreed with some of his observations.
Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back
Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like
He was starting to figure things out.
BINGO!
He understood me perfectly.
He understood my alliance.
Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.
I am a true ganker, of the highest form.
Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules
Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag
Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done
Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like
Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake
Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Several hours later…
He understood exactly who and what I am.
Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old
Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko!
Gloria Exercitus > \o/
He understood my name is eternal.
Saaphir > i have no friends here
Saaphir > or they shout you in the back
Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do
Saaphir > lick my boots cunt
Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots
Saaphir > i do
Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit
Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week
Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage.
Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture
Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars
Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne
I think he propositioned me?
Pardon the language, but…
Can you spot a racist miner?
I am their Malediction.
Let’s just get straight to the point.
That’s right, so crazy.
At least I’m having fun.
I am living RENT FREE.
Seems obsessive.
Many essays later…
It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.
I know exactly how to deal with all of them.
You too buddy.
Here we go!
It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).
This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.
Isn’t it really that right?
For real.
…explained everything.
I bet it makes me SO angry.
I really miss you guys!
Miners think they are invincible.
However, I have a secret weapon.
That’s right.
They are easily defeated.
What a bunch of whinebabies.
That’s right!
What a game.
The Ivy League needs help.
These carebears need to get a life.
They try to act cool.
However, every bear deserves a good bumping.
So we’ve decided to give a little extra homework.
They are on my head list, and this isn’t low.
Gobloks can’t spell, and they don’t understand basic mechanics.
They just need to obey the law.
Better luck next semester!
Thanks to our much appreciated benefactor…
We will be offering more tutoring!
To be continued…
He’s the greatest bumper in the history of the galaxy.
Nowadays, he’s Senior Director.
Recently, a daredevil tried to murder our beloved Envoy.
Envoy offered the would-be assassin some advice.
Just then, Jesus foresaw the miner’s fate.
It’s true what they say.
That’s right.
Later that day, the miner told his friends randoms in local.
Bzzbzz.
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
