You love it.
That’s right, that’s right!
Chat, let’s go!
I’m the cutest gankerette.
I love to neuter miners.
They are bad at EvE Online.
It’d be a real shame if someone killed them all.
Cheerzah!
Highsec Femdom
Category: Tears
Ow!
Welcome to Hentogaira
Tana spread the alarm.
Alas, it was too late.
Tana is a communist…
…and a crybaby.
She vowed to stop stealing ice.
Some miners have a whole monologue.
Tana shared her new perspective on Highsec mining.
Just then, another miner started yapping.
Well, ok then!
Silly bears!
Szpoti Returns to Highsec
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Ashlynn Goes to War
Ashlynn had a lot to say.
Let’s listen…
Ashlynn is a poor…
…with big IQs!
Was Ashlynn quite calm?
Silly miner.
Miner, calm down.
Nobody likes a miner.
They just never shut up.
What a game.
Vassos Talks Back
Some miners are sassy.
Silly miners.
**BONUS CONTENT**
Sexting Online
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
Quitters
Miners are quitters…
…crybabies…
…whiners…
Basically, miners are losers.
Will they ever accept reality?
Doubt!
Meanwhile, the ISD has a new policy…
As part of their effort to eliminate all discussion in the forums, they have begun enforcing a new rule.
All PvP, including ganking, is officially consensual! Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.
Cheerzah!
dafuq
sandan321 was not happy.
His alt was also unhappy.
These miners are crazy!
Cheerzah!
Relax
Welcome to EvE Online.
It is a relaxing game.
Sometimes, you even find an Orca!
They are often crabby.
We just want them to relax.
“I was just mining” is a poor legal defense.
Nobody enjoys being arrested.
Happy Halloween!
