Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Yesterday, we stared into the abyss.
Was this the end of the galaxy?
Novus Ordo antigankers tried to report gankers for pulling, but the EVE community came together and defended our Highsec traditions.
All is well!
We celebrated by exploit dunking in Uedama.
Here’s a video!
In other news, an Orca had a Safety incident.
Safety inspectors are investigating.
Let’s examine the SRP request.
Ah, I found the problem…
You were trying to run your own business.
Safety first, always!
Hey there.
We are the most powerful alliance in the galaxy.
Trust is the most valuable commodity in EVE Online.
If you don’t believe me, this could be you.
Just calm down.
Yikes, never go full Ward.
Oof.
It’s just a game, until you are crying in local, two years later.
Haha, it’s funny.
What a crazy retard.
Like, for real.
I don’t even want to laugh at you.
I can’t help it though.
Here’s an official endorsement from CODE.
I’m still on the team.
That’s right.
zoriad had a little problem.
His spaceship was melted, by neutron radiation.
It was a special ship, with a special purpose.
Unfortunately, he broke the law.
zoriad was dead, and it was his own fault.
Like most miners, zoriad denied his true mining nature, and insisted that he was just practicing with an exploration industrial.
Now it was time to quit the game, forever.
Like most miners, zoriad is dying of cancer.
It had taken a full month to build his ship.
Now he could never expore again.
Goodbye zoriad.
Previously, we learned about Luci Gotti, and the ice assassins.
Here are some logs!
Luci Gotti > you use macros
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee
Luci Gotti > you use macros
Goose Lee > Gf
Luci Gotti > you hit f1 on 25 accounts within .05 seconds
Luci accused the geese of cheating.
Goose Lee > My hands are fast
Luci Gotti > no they arent
Luci Gotti > IP checked
Luci Gotti > all one IP
Cyras The Virus > I smell BS, how did you “IP Check” that many accounts that fast…
He did IP checks to prove it.
Goose Lee > Stay dead noob
Luci Gotti > server timer tick check
Luci Gotti > .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > within the same tick
Luci Gotti > of eve servers you hit f1 25 times
Luci Gotti > from the same IP address
Luci Gotti > you think im a noob LOL
Luci knows a macro hack when he sees it.
Luci Gotti > you cheated
Goose Lee > I cheated you from your loot
Luci Gotti > his 25 accounts are on one computer
Luci Gotti > one IP address
Luci Gotti > f1 25 times in .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > yeah, no one can hit that many f1’s
Goose Lee > My guns are actually on F2
Luci Gotti > marco users
Luci Gotti > macros
Luci Gotti > yeah all of them
Goose Lee > dead
Lee suggested that Luci submit a ticket.
Goose Lee > File a complaint to CCP
Luci Gotti > yeah, youre a dev huh
Luci Gotti > you are arent you
Luci Gotti > you work for CCP
Goose Lee > They will say, “Hello Luci Gotti, You’re a moron.Thanks”
However, Luci knows that Goose Lee is CCP Goose.
Goose Lee > I’m not a dev nor do I work for CCP.
Goose Lee > I’m just a player
Luci Gotti > you cheated
Luci Gotti > bro youre botted
Luci Gotti > you hit f1 25 times fater than a human can
Luci Gotti > hit f2 25 times in less than 0.1 seconds bro
Goose Lee > What can I say, my hands are just really fast
Luci Gotti > you are cheating bro
Luci Gotti > how can you lock and fire 25 accounts in under 2 seconds
Luci Gotti > with a 1.6 seconds lock tim LOLOL
Luci Gotti > try it
Luci Gotti > ITS NOT POSSIBLE
Goose Lee > What is my IP
Luci Gotti > stop trying to convince me when we all know you botting bro
Luci Gotti > you are using macros and repeaters and all sorts of crap
Goose Lee > So report us to CCP if we’re cheating
Luci Gotti > i dont care what you say bro, logic, and proof shows you are
With logic and proof, Luci made his case.
Luci Gotti > you are a dev, and your job is to cause spending which is illegal, or you are macro using HS ganker LOL
Luci Gotti > bro, you cheat, and bot, and use macros, on 25 accountsd to high sec gank LOLOL
Luci Gotti > i can explain it
Luci Gotti > bro hes macro botting
Cyras The Virus > no he is not…
Luci Gotti > and 50 acoutns
Luci Gotti > macro;’d botted
Luci Gotti > Goose Lee hey goosde i fucked you mom
Goose Lee > I fucked your freighter
Luci Gotti > Goosie, i fucked you sister too and your mom at the same time LOL
Luci Gotti > it was insestual
Luci Gotti > report me
Luci Gotti > for having insest weith your mom and sister LOL
Luci’s argument was most reasonable.
Goose Lee > I think you’re mad
Luci Gotti > come on man
Luci Gotti > am i harassing oyu?
Luci Gotti > am i harassing you bro?
Luci Gotti > i put your sister on top of your mom
Luci Gotti > then fucked them both
Luci Gotti > macro using chump
Luci Gotti > your cheating LOL
Luci Gotti > it wont matter, i’ll get all my stuff back from CCP, simply because you cheated
Luci Gotti > but hey, you are they type of person who cheats in a 18 year old video game in HIGH SEC
Luci Gotti > hey your mom sucks goast dick
Luci Gotti > LOL
Kapitane Bombardiero > well that is rude
This is who antigankers support.
Luci Gotti > you cheated LOL
Luci Gotti > you used a macro
Luci Gotti > you locked 25 ships within 1 second
Luci Gotti > not possible
Luci Gotti > then you fired on all 25 accounts within .05 seconds
Luci Gotti > again not possible
Luci Gotti > you are a cheater and you cheat, to fight non war ships in high sec
Luci Gotti > your that low LOL
Luci Gotti > and i fucked you mom and your sister on top of each other
Luci Gotti > cause you’re a cheter
That’s cool, I guess. You can do what you want in the sandbox.
Luci Gotti > i can agent locate you and follow you around
Luci Gotti > you fucking moron
Goose Lee > I live in Odin
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > sorry was that spamming
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > im spamming bro
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
I’m glad to be on the winning team.
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Taibhse Dom > If you guys manage to catch one of my freighters coming through please remind me not to bitch about being stupid likt that idiot
Luci Gotti > Goose Bee Goose Cee Goose Dee Goose Fee Goose Gee so goose when youre setting up that macro for those accounts are you using a bot repeater or a multi clicker?
Nobody likes a windowlicking more on whinebaby.
Luci Gotti lost a freighter.
So he sent an assassin to kill Sargon.
The assassin was a ganker, but not a very good one.
My elite antigankers always win, with 0 damage.
Afterward, there were some emails.
I guess the assassin is also an ice miner?
Remember, bulkheads go around your cargo hold, not inside it.
There’s really only one response.
It’s guaranteed to get a response.
Always!
Miners are always happy to see me.
I’m their best friend (and their legal guardian).
Chillso Ace isn’t very chill.
He explained why.
He doesn’t have to be.
Instead, Chillso can curse mat Otsito (and his family).
First, they will get cancer, and then the government death panel.
As Chillso explained, mat is a mass murdering psychopath in real-life. Therefore, it is only just and fair that mat’s entire family be stricken with cancer (before their public execution). As a man, mat must accept Chillso’s judgment.
The next day, Chillso made a simple proposition.
If mat kills himself, that would make it easier to mine.
Many years ago, the Mittani joked about suicide, and this is often cited as evidence of the Mittani’s depraved mind. Consequently, when the Mittani heard about Chillso, he asked mat to give the miner a second chance.
Meanwhile, Chillso reached out to local miners, including two imperial informants. As it turns out, Chillso is conducting a coordinated psyops campaign intended to convince mat to kill himself (in real life).
Chillso is allowed to do this. Right?
It’s just a game.
Meanwhile, Krig Povelli was warned by CCP, because he is Muslim.
I’m glad CCP has sensible policies, which are fairly enforced.
Indeed, Krig has been cursed for fifty years.
Yesterday, we learned about furry marauders, who yiff their way across Highsec. Sargon has compiled a nice video of our first contact.
It’s seventeen minutes, and worth watching. I noticed that these ‘innocent’ dog people were making fun of Goose, and laughing about whether he dresses up as a goose in real-life. Furthermore, the guy that got ganked is on audio, saying that the reason he was ganked, is because HE was talking shit. We can conclude that yesterday’s incident was not an example of my alliance being toxic toward furries, but rather a “community driven” response against toxic bullies (who happen to be furries).
Thanks to everyone who helps keep Highsec safe.
This is how it’s done.
I’m a miner’s best friend.
I’m here to help!
I’m the best.
I’ve sure come a long way.
Would you like to know more?
That’s fine, I’m having a party in his crypt.
Everybody knows what happened.
Sometimes, these things happen.
Antigankers are gonna need new corporations.
Meanwhile, I’m doing pretty good.
Feel free to join me.
We can have a lot of fun.
You know what I mean?
It’s gonna be great.
I’m Aiko!
Thanks for the support!
That’s right!
My email gets a lot of spam.
Yes, that Ward.
EVE has endless cringe drama.
When I kicked Ward out of CODE. with the blessing of James 315, I only did it because I didn’t want to be in the same alliance. No thanks!
Like, really?
Apparently, Ward didn’t biomass.
So now I’m getting more insane rants.
That’s right. James 315 was bullied out of the game, by Ward.
So now you know, the rest of the story.
Ward, I’m sorry, you aren’t even interesting enough for a full post. It’s just like yikes, like omg stop mailing me. Like wow, like how are you still like writing emails at me?
Let’s check out some ok quality salt.
Arkan Soikutsu is a born again miner.
Was that an un-ironic grrrrr?
Arkan Soikutsu > christianity says not to killl………….
Aiko Danuja > You broke the 10 commandments
Aiko Danuja > The wages of sin are DEATH
Arkan Soikutsu > so did you ?
Aiko Danuja > I am without sin, a virgin and chaste.
Radar-FTL Interlink Communicator > filthy miners will meet justice
Aiko Danuja > Pay unto Radar-FTL Interlink Communicator what is Radar-FTL Interlink Communicator’s – this is written in the Bible.
Every now and again, we meet an unrepentant miner.
They are salty with the tears of Christ.
What a great game!
As for Ward… I know you are reading this. Please, just be honest with yourself, and review the email I sent you literally years ago.
It’s been memorable, that’s for sure.
Happy New Year!
Yah, you’ve sure changed a lot…
That’s right.
