Category: The Weather

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

If you read my blog, it’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Best of the Best

Welcome back!

A lot of people notice me.

They also notice my alliance.

We all know what’s coming.

So the miners prepare for judgment.

They discuss the eternal fate of sinners.

They cry endlessly in local.

Some carebears have a lot to say.

I definitely care, bro!

Honestly, some of the advice is pretty good.

In every language, my response is always the same.

I’m here to have el funo.

I’m sure God will forgive me.

Oh well!

I’m clearly the best.

Better than all the rest!

What a CryBaby

Check out my Thanksgiving song!

Now, enjoy a crybaby.

Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.

Boo hoo hoo.

Some people are whiny losers in real-life.

123 of them upvoted that.

Let’s check out the comments!

Indeed.

F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.

=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=

That’s right.

That’s right!

In System

Occasionally, alert miners catch a glimpse of perfection.

They stand up straighter when I’m around.

Who is the most interesting person in all of history?

I guess I’ve always been this way.

Suddenly, Aiko Danuja (again)!

I can tell they are having fun.

Some feel quite dizzy, as they admire me.

I hope they feel better soon.

o7 capsuleers!

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!