Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Valefor
I’m a Highsec ganker.
I love to help new players in 0.656.
Mike Azariah can feed free frigates.
I’ll just take them away.
xd
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s right!
That’s right.
xaxa)
BONUS SCREENSHOTS
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He just needs one more thing…
Another mining permit sold.
This is the private log of Captain Krig Povelli.
Recently, I came within 1,588m of a compressor.
Fleet chat was invigorating.
Suddenly, spaceships.
Plot Twist: I’m Krig Povelli.
I beat my own fleet at their own game.
There was no way to heal.
The ganker guy left no space.
This is what defeat looks like.
CONCORD just watched.
That fleet sucked.
Set up, hacked, and dunked.
Every fleet has winners and losers.
Aside from yours truly, this fleet was full of losers.
They decided to downgrade.
They also vowed revenge.
Will pirate kings save the miners?
Doubt.
I can’t wait for our next fleet!
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: AI AIKO
Don’t be salty.
Australian Jesus > all done mining?
Alsvidarr > lol
Australian Jesus > enjoy docking
Alsvidarr > to think I need this to plex
Australian Jesus > nobody mines for fun mate
Alsvidarr > lmao
Alsvidarr > you’re cute
Alsvidarr > you think I can’t make ISK
Australian Jesus > if you could do it elsewhere, you’d be there
Alsvidarr > you clearly don’t know anything
That sucks for you.
I bet you are space rich…
That’s why you are in Highsec?
Ok buddy.
Miners sure have a way with words.
Oh well.
Listening to: MEGASAFE
It happened last night.
Oof.
Then it happened again.
That’s truly amazing.
He’s too poor for simping.
He’s just a Highsec miner.
What a pleb.
Miners are to be euthanized, and not heard.
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Hananeri Muvila released his AI generated album, with such hits as Safety, Mining, and Aiko Wormtongued My Orca.
Listening to: The Ice Pirates
I play EvE Online.
It’s like Idiocracy, in outer space.
Everyone loved the tale of Tee Ka and his alts.
Now meet Ketse…
He can transfer 60-70b!
He’s a self-proclaimed goonpirate!
What a guy.
He also steals my ice.
So I helped him stop.
He was enthusiastic.
However, he forgot about his other Mackinaws.
It was a Pirate v Pirate space battle.
I guess he’s a fan?
I think he asked me on a date.
It’s a hard knock life.
I wish Ketse all the best.
However, the feeling is not mutual.
BUSTED!
Back to low…
What a crazy miner.
What a noons!
Everybody in Delve will pay.
That’s right.
I wish I was good at this game.
At least he’s not mad.
That’s right.
At least he’s still a fan…
…but ow we are no longer frriends =((
Is this salt? 🙂
Cheerzah!
=POSTSCRIPT=
Miners make a lot of threats.
Naturally, we evict riffraff.
Sometimes, they are crazier than normal.
Yep, it’s a Jesus miner.
The power of Christ compels!
They’ll never calm down.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Let’s see what Catalina had to say.
Ah, it’s a make-a-deal miner.
Sounds legit.
This was one tough negotiator.
Wow, this miner has connections.
Miner’s rebellion when?
Mmhm, sure.
Anyways, I got killrights.
I had to get out of there!
…then I came back (with more killrights).
Fun times!
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
