Hello friends!
I love helping new players.
I always have time for a quick chat.
Silly bears.
I like to use the Catalyst Coercer.
Miners are slow learners.
That’s re right.
That’s right!
GF Urself
Category: Victory
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
Yria is Syria, Part 7
Silent Company wasn’t sufficiently silent.
So they got a stiff response.
The Big Bomper was back.
This would not end well for transgressors.
They had not been so bumped since 2012.
It would not take long.
We were going to need MORE miners on OUR moons.
PLOT TWIST: Bumpers and gankers are in bed together.
The system was soon empty.
Silent Company was totally dominated by a real man.
This big boy humiliated the miners, soaring through their orbital rings.
Embarrassing!
To be continued…
You know what? I think I will join.
Helpful
I enjoy meeting miners.
They always need help!
Really?
If you live long enough, I’ll kill you for sure.
Best of luck!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 bros…
Keeping it Real
Check this out.
That’s like a double grand slam.
The people love a winner.
I’m a real inspiration.
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Extra Bonus Aiko
That’s right!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.
Miners are poors.
They always cry a lot.
They are bads.
They don’t deserve to mine.
For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.
Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!
Sources say, I’m the best.
Cheerzah brav!
Stand Up in Uttindar
Highsec is a SAFE space.
Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).
Our next guest is HAZZIK.
#sad
Carebears never take personal responsibility.
It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.
Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.
It’s miner’s night at the club.
What a funny guy.
He should have bought a mining permit.
Ba dum tss.
We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.
Well, I hope he had fun.
o7 capsuleers!
Merry Hallow EvE
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Braless Mining
A lot of people are into it.
I certainly agree.
Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.
That’s on the edge of my Domain.
Here, I encountered the local miners.
They wondered what me and my alts were doing.
So I introduced myself.
They understood me perfectly.
That’s right.
I think they like me.
Oh right…
After that, they station camped me hard.
I was trapped in a station.
They had a real defense fleet.
Scary!
I’ve decided to visit more often.
I think Braless Mining is really wild.
These bad girls boys need some attention.
Ya kno?
To be continued…
Yria is Syria, Part 6
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
