Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Hello there.
My name is Aiko Danuja.
8 Discords, 39 channels, 425 folders, 79267 screenshots unpublished.
You know what’s not profitable?
Hey, nobody likes a miner.
Big or small, kill them all.
I’m not a wolf.
I’m totes a b.
Like, for real yo.
Listening to: Cat Sky
Remember Cat Sky?
He’s an Absolute Pleb.
Oh, what did you say?
Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.
It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?
Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.
I’m always happy to help a friend.
There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…
It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!
That’s called justice.
Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.
Ya know what this means?
Welcome to Absolute Safety.
Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl
That’s right.
That’s right!
Generous donations always accepted.
To be continued…
There are worse things, than racism.
Some people have bad manners, and bad taste.
No Venture is beneath the law.
No Venture is above the law.
Diggers need a digging permit.
No edgy pun intended.
This Juneteenth, we celebrate.
Are ganking days over forever?
Wow! A new Uedama alltime record!
We now return to our regularly scheduled content.
The miners united against us.
They didn’t want to pay.
They had nothing to offer.
Just the news.
You don’t say?
Miners don’t like to pay.
Will FBI tactics work in EvE Online?
Would ISIS Safety just go away?
They tried to stay positive.
The FBI really inspired them.
Well, ok then.
We needed a new plan.
Indeed, this focus was different.
We definitely said thank you…
We were very encouraged.
Someone paid, didn’t they?
Oh yes, that’s right.
How much?
35 billion isk, or mom dies.
They paid 35b, to PvE in Highsec, for one week.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Well, gee, thanks.
My name is Krig Povelli, and I’m a professional.
Welcome to my Korner.
PSA: Don’t leave your Orca unattended.
When I take a man’s Orca garbage can, I look him in the eyes.
Do you want it back, or not?
I’m happy to help.
That’s how we play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free Orca, bro.
Nobody likes a poor.
At least he has a cool bio.
I hope he finds a new Orca…
Antigankers are always salty.
They were ganked, and now they want REVENGE.
First comes the gank, then comes the ‘antigank’.
This never goes according to plan.
CTIRx is one such miner.
He re-invented himself as an antiganker.
Unfortunately, he isn’t a killer.
Just another antiganking stalker.
We know how to deal with them.
That’s right.
Uedama is where the best players in the game…
…get to laugh at the worst.
So he changed systems.
That went as well as expected.
Good fight!
Cheerzah!
What a miner.
Another antiganking miner infiltrated my alliance.
Tee Ka thinks PvP is a sin.
So we targeted him, for our own Safety.
So he sent his alts to hunt us…
…and taunt us.
He nearly discovered cloaking technology.
He bragged about imaginary victories.
Eyeroll.
We sent our best bumper to help him out.
When will Tee Ka finally understand?
Meanwhile, his alts began ejecting, giving away easy killmails.
He served as a recruiter, telling other gankers about me.
Thank you Tee Ka.
What a guy.
Listening to: Snoop
Hot or not?
Hey there.
You know how I do.
Just Aiko things.
We especially love to grief newbros.
TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.
I walked all over him.
Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.
Well, he tried his best.
Wow, there you go!
Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!
Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.
That’s how you play EvE Online.
When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hotAnd I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a secondI’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe
Listening to: 2Pac
*****
Hey there.
Welcome to EvE Online.
In this game, you make your own fate.
I fly with the N.I.G.G.A CODE. SAFET crew.
That’s right. OHGOD <-just take a look
=SIDEBAR=
It’s not racist, according to 2pac himself.
It’d be more racist to let White progressive activists dictate language. If a Black rapper says that word isn’t racist, and he wants everyone to say it, then who am I to disagree? Who are you? Wow, who knew this blog would offer such a powerful learning moment?
o*=Thoughtful and Nuanced=*o
Like, for real yo. You can buy it on Amazon.
Some people choose to be miners.
Other people choose something else.
This could be your perspective.
However, my perspective is much better.
You know what I mean?
Why won’t anybody stop me?
I guess I’m just better than the rest.
xD
I love taking out the trash!
