Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
If you are streaming, I might be following you.
Lionear Maricadie wasn’t SAFE.
Get on outta here!
I am the future of Highsec ganking.
You can go write your tears to James 315.
Even my enemies are in love with me.
We are just getting started.
The end is nigh.
That’s right!
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Welcome to Uedama.
I’ve been playing EvE Online.
Something is happening in Uedama.
What is going on?
It’s a party, in outer space.
It’s magical.
Uedama is a SAFE space.
Of course, some people are on the wrong side of history.
Antigankers thought they were winning.
However, the numbers don’t lie.
We are just getting started.
It’s only going to get better.
We are going to expand.
I’m doing well.
Everybody agrees.
Except for my ‘sister’.
She’s a monster.
I never reported her, but CCP acted straight away.
Sad!
I told her what is up.
It turns out, she was an antiganker all along.
Under the mask, I discovered my old buddy Everess 88.
Antiganking fails again!
That’s right!
Antigankers (all of them) are mental in real life.
Yikes!
Antigankers are permalossers.
I run a PvP alliance.
Highsec is my SAFE space.
Recently, toxicninja had a Safety incident.
Subsequently, he investigated the origin of his demise.
As toxic suspected, this was a targeted assassination.
Could he guess who ordered the hit?
That’s right! It was his old nemesis, HogTits.
For nearly a full day, HogTits bullied and griefed his way through Torrinos.
Jinx Beirutbomb > Can I inquire as to the nature of your dispute?
toxicninja > honsetly i was just minning
toxicninja > he said target aquired and left the astroid feild
However, ninja needed more evidence.
Would another ganker confirm Jinx’s testimony?
She sung like a bird, throwing HogTits under the bus.
ninja had been caught by a professional bounty hunter.
Novus Plebbo wannabes copy me, because I’m the best.
In a game like EvE Online, social skills matter.
I killed toxicninja, and he liked it.
I run a “very pro team”.
In fact, we are going to kill them all.
They can thank us later.
Listening to: Crazy
Sometimes, I get overwhelmed.
It’s not easy being a girl.
Everybody has something to say.
Men are disgusting pigs.
Wutev.
There’s only one way to respond.
Let’s take their stuff, and kill them.
That sounds fun.
Ya know?
That’s right.
I’m a princess.
You’re driving me crazy
With the loot that you left behind
You’re driving me ohh you drive me crazy
All the loot that you left behind
I don’t feel sorry
And it’s driving me out of my mind oh yes
You don’t undock anymore
You only argue, fuss, and cry
And it’s driving me oh it’s driving me crazy
All the loot that you left behind
I tell ya I don’t love you
I tell ya I don’t care
But I still feel a thing is all around in through my head
And it’s driving me ohh it’s driving me crazy
All the loot that you left behind
EvE Online is my favourite game.
EvE Online is the only game for me.
Meanwhile, mean Putin man is invading the Ukraine (yes, ‘the’).
Honestly, I can’t take a side – my alliance has Russians and Ukrainians.
We live in exciting times.
It will be rough, if nuclear war obliterates the bears.
Ah, well…
Ok, see ya later!
By all accounts, zak echo was a model miner.
He was a supreme officer of Absolute Order, aka Harmony Order.
Unfortunately, zak did not pass his annual Safety inspection.
Various agents tried to reason with the mad miner.
Someone really botched up.
However, zak wasn’t done expressing his feelings.
He blamed Princess Aiko for his loss.
He made his case, again and again.
Perhaps Aiko would surrender to his manly demands?
It was starting to get real, up in here.
Enough was enough, zak just needed to comply.
However, he had a counteroffer.
He is one scary miner.
Fortunately, zak is quite calm.
He just hates EvE Online.
Once upon a time, I did kills of the week, but I’m just too busy. However, I’m sure the following would qualify on just about any week.
WooF! Now that’s the kind of kill which excites the ladies, and gets an entire stadium cheering your name. Congrats to Votre Dieu, an absolute consummate professional, and an inspiration to law enforcement officers across Highsec. You know, this is quite a bit more significant than it initially appears, as many of the items are undervalued purple mods and unvalued abyssal mods. WoW. Antiganking really failed again.
*WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING*
Miners have a lot of questions.
If only niki lasvegas had a permit…
Meanwhile, VeX1 has been vexed by his own difficulties.
Fortunately, mining therapist zxcxzx got him to talk.
VeX was intrigued by the offer of assistance.
VeX liked z.
However, would VeX trust Gallente Citizen?
VeX was pleased to learn permits are currently on sale.
He caught a lucky break, and got his permit at a 2012 price.
Now that’s a great deal!
Get your mining permit today!
Hypocrite antigankers call us newbro griefers.
Newbro Rion Bancroft was griefed, by antigankers in fancy cats.
Who is really griefing the newbros?
Giacomo Restivo is another antigank loser, desperate for relevance.
He put his name in CAPITALS, hoping someone would notice him.
He’s an absolute zero, accomplishing nothing at a safe distance.
Giacomo is also a space pedo – living in a rookie system.
Gankers fight fair, against CONCORD…
…but Giacomo waits for newbros to misclick on a yellow box.
Giacomo gets off on easy kills.
He brings his alt, in case the venture shoots back.
Gankers use tier 1 destroyers. Cowards use faction fit Hecates.
I give miners a fighting chance.
Unlike antiganking pedos, I’m not hiding in a Highsec blingmobile.
Vinnegar Douche spotted an antiganker, in a hole.
It was crime fighting time!
Check out this video of a real life antiganker!
Anyways, I’ve been wondering….
Would Vinnegar support my proposal?
We need Aiko monuments, in game and in reality!
I was pleased to learn that Vinnegar is a man of reason and culture.
Everyone agrees, it’s time for our first Aiko monument.
So many great ideas!
I want to thank everybody who has supported me, and my alliance.
As always, I have to acknowledge James 315.
I wouldn’t even be here without him.
Honestly, this was all his idea.
Everything is proceeding according to plan.
That’s right.
Cheers!
