Category: Agents

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!

Sovereign Miner

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.

Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!

That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.

As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.

Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.

Gai found his own leadership challenged.

Every policy was up for review.

Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.

He even offered full SRP.

Other newbro mentors also organized content.

Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.

Everybody was impressed.

Your raffle number is 44.

To be continued…

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!