Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Everybody loves Cat Sky.
He’s an absolute manchild.
What’s he up to these days?
Still mining!
That’s right.
As a variety streamer, Cat is familiar with toxic gameplay.
So he warned us against the dangers of Safety.
Nobody likes “those James-hating Code traitors.”
Cat Sky has become a gang starr mentor.
Incredible.
He’s some kind of addled philosopher.
Do you think Cat Sky is AFK?
Is PvP in EvE Online a real sin?
Who can judge?
Oh well.
Cheerzah brav!
Why kill corvettes?
I gank for fun, not isk.
If you don’t like it, whatever.
We are here for entertainment.
The true measure of a kill is the salt.
Any gankbear can get yet another killmail.
I’ve got tens of thousands (more than you).
So no, I’m not sorry.
Some people will never understand.
It’s not about isk (or slot plug count).
It’s about actual FUN in EvE Online.
I’m a real gankerette.
Unfortunately, some people are never happy.
They literally sit there for hours.
That drives them crazy.
What will happen next?
Actually, maybe I should make a website?
This sounds like content!
Oh wait, there’s more?
That’s right.
That’s right!
That’s right…
Until next time…
Welcome back!
To be continued?
Oh look, this miner did a cloak trick…
That’s incredible.
Anyways…
That’s why we gank miners.
There’s a bad boy in EvE Online.
The miners talk about him in local.
He sounds like a big space bully!
What can be done?
Technically, SICO is allied to AO.
A Supreme Officer investigated the ice anomaly.
Alas, even the best friendships can go awry.
Will these old friends bump into each other again?
To be continued…
Hey there.
Carebears have a recurring problem.
They love to recruit everyone!
Such alliances are full of plebs (and spies).
Did you know, SICO crashes on AO’s couch?
Birds of a feather flock together…
Nothing can break the blue bonds of carebear unity.
They are losers together forever.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Miners need permission.
This is serious space business.
That’s right.
This story isn’t over.
I love permit doubling.
You can stack them for extra Safety.
Cool shades, bro!
To be continued…
I love to help miners.
What happened next?
I made a new friend.
He liked me ship.
I showed him what’s up.
He insisted!
EvE Online is a lot of fun!
I enjoy PvP.
That’s right.
Are you having fun?
Carebears remain salty forever.
Is that you loyalanon?
What a miner.
We will PvP on you.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We never forget a miner.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav!
Hey there.
Every miner has something to say.
They are such good sports.
Have you killed a bot today?
Cheerzah brav!
That’s right.
Inala Ueshi Kouvo > I got a 3 day ban for telling a dude I hope his mother got cancer after he shot up a friend of mine and I in low sec while we were on a mission
Hey there.
Oh boy, it’s that time again.
Cool story bro.
Where’s the salt?
Now that’s why I play EvE Online.
That’s right.
Some people are plebs!
That’s right!
Um…
Uh…
That’s right!
How do I PLEX my accounts?
Cheerzah brav.
Always!
