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That’s a great question!
I’m here for it.
That’s me!
There’s no salt here…
Why do gankers gank?
Why??
The miners understand.
It’s just that simple.
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That’s right!
EvE Online is a therapeutic environment.
Will you speak out about griefplay?
What motivates the space terrorist??
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Here’s our final verdict:
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Don’t read it if you don’t don’t want to see it!
Don’t do it.
Here’s a Safety video.
Everybody is having a gay old time.
Always!
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Oh, hey there.
Why do I gank plebs?
I gank because I’m the best.
Miners love me!
That sounds fair.
I sell a lot of mining permits…
Every story has a happy ending.
o7 capsuleers!
What a great alliance!
I’m the best!!
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Everybody wants to obey the law.
I’m happy to help.
o7 capsuleers!
I’m the best little helper.
I have a lot of grateful customers.
Shoutout to all my fans!
o7 capsuleers…
Miners have a lot of crazy ideas.
FULL DISCLAIMER: Aiko Danuja is the Danger!
That’s right. That’s right!
Word is getting around.
I’m having fun.
Recently, Arc Reven revealed the TRUTH.
He told me every fantasy.
That’s right.
He’s not a fan of the Bible.
He hates AMERICA.
He has Aiko Derangement Syndrome.
o7 capsuleers!
A lot of people have been wondering.
Who is the biggest baddest of them all?
In EvE Online, one name stands out.
Aiko Danuja is the greatest pirate in the history of the galaxy.
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Word is getting around.
Everybody is amazed.
They know what’s up.
I am the best.
Welcome to the NO BULLY ZONE \o/\o/\o/
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07 capsuleers…
Hi there.
It’s me.
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I must like the attention.
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That’s right!
I’m the best.
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