Category: antigankers

Don’t Cry Gankers

Oh hey there.

Don’t cry lol)

Aw, that’s all we can do?

Everything gonna fine.

At least everyone has fun)

I’m happy for all.

That’s right)

Aiko Danuja > how come u didnt save the freighter?
CASTOLE > why antigankers dont save the freighter

Don’t cry ganker > LolDon’t you get it?We can’t save everyone.That’s not our goal.We just need to annoy
Aiko Danuja > oh no the antigankers ‘annoyed’ us again Kill: Miri Tsukaya (Bowhead) haha u got us good

Don’t cry ganker > Dear friends!Uedama – Top-3 dangerous systems in EVE based on ships destroyed.✪ ✪ ✪ Fly safe!
Aiko Danuja > WARNING GANKERS IN UEDAMA TAKING EASY ISK AND EASY KILLS FROM INCOMPETENT AFK CAREBEARS

Don’t cry ganker > Friends, you can help in our fight against the gankers!Simple formats are used to counter them
Wrathful Hawk > Don’t cry ganker are you russian?
Don’t cry ganker > Nope)
Aiko Danuja > all we need to do is annoy NATO)
Don’t cry ganker > Yeah, don’t forget to add this to the next funny screenshot of dialogues on your site.
Yanen Trent > Don’t cry ganker

Get Bumped

Before James 315 passed away…

… he taught me a neat trick.

Miners never seem to understand…

Wee! (what’s happening to me?)

Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?

Wait a minute…

What’s wrong with miners??

Like hello, you died an hour ago…

Everybody loves Gallente space.

Full speed ahead…

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

ON THE CASE

Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested

Antigankers are real plebs.

They’ve got nothing better to do.

Wee woo wee woo.

Wait, he’s extorting me?

See what I did there?

Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.

So the antiganker suspected him of being me.

I’m not Aiko!

Even miners hate antigankers.

I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).

Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.

Drink up.

Thank James for me.

In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.

She announces me.

I’ve made a lot of new friends!

Revenge is Mary’s alt?

Antigankers have it all figured out.

Stay tuned!

*Plot Twist*

Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.

Nice!

Absolute Facts

It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.

Trust me, they cry just as much.

I gank in Highsec for a reason.

Call me callous.

I’m killing your alliance, right now.

That’s reality.

Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?

“Involved with” ganking, yes but…

That attracts the wrong kind of attention.

I never forget a bad Highsec guild.

Hey, I hotdrop in High.

I’m cool.

Garbage Down

Hey there.

We ganked a garbage truck.

Garbage can tycoon.

Billions of catalysts died…

Miners be crazy in EvE Online.

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Facts…

This is the game we play…

Even garbage haulers are miners!

Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?

At least he’s not mad.

Talking about real dollars…

Oh my.

Miners deserve their fate.

I hope they calm down.

No reason to be dramatic.

Anyways…

Nobody likes a miner.

For real.

Yikesaroo…

It’s crazy, right?

That’s right.

Isanamo

Listening to: Shadow Hunter

Oh hi, ya, I live here.

Sort of like a place you might expect me.

This is what GPT says we do.

#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS

PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski

Now that’s REAL PvP.

I’ll add him to the list.

2+8+3=1 Dead Orca

It’s never too late to repent.

They wonder why we gank them…

COMING SOON

In thirteen plus one day…

=THIS SUMMER=

4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1

4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1

We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.

Absolute Matrix

Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).

Not on my watch!

The absolute plebs are on my list.

That’s right.

They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.

In EvE Online, miners be crazy.

Get blocked!

Like seriously.

Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.

It’s full of trash.

They are never calm.

In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.

Who will Absolute Order send against me?

I sure hope they figure it out.

FROM DOWNTOWN

Every miner must obey the law.

That’s right.

Absolute Pleb

It’s not griefing, when you are sincerely salty.

Losers can say whatever they want in EvE Online.

Eventually, he found me.

Gankers have to follow CCP’s EULA.

Crybabies enjoy free speech.

What a guy.

He’s absolutely salty.

This went on for a few days.

Meanwhile, the Absolute Pleb discord had a laugh.

It’s not harassment, when you are bad at EvE Online.

This is what antigankers do.

That’s appropriate language for a miner.

Let’s see what else he had to say.

PLOT TWIST: He likes me more than you)))))) xD

Miners can use all the bad words.

PLOT TWIST: He has a crush on me.

What a classy guy.

I have a solution for miners like him.

There’s your warning, buddy.

PLOT TWIST: Gankers are the coolest people in the galaxy.

Welcome to reality, little guy.

That’s right.