Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Mr Boon is the antiganker who mines in Silen.
He keeps it classy in EvE Online.
Every carebear has a story to tell.
That’s right.
Some miners have a lot to say.
What’s ol Phek Phukking crying about?
Oh, I ganked him, I remember now…
… and I bet that’s his alt (double ganked).
Ok, gotta go.
o7 space capsuleers!
We’ve killed this one before.
Like all antigankers, DKslopoke is an AFK miner.
He is a certified permapleb.
He’s not any good at EvE Online.
He merely pretends to play.
DK begs to be spoonfed.
Without gankers, there is nobody to antigank. 🙁
So he begged Wrathful Hawk to play.
The antiganker desperately waited for content.
When would Hawk find a target?
Hawk explained that antiganking is boring.
It’s only for dumbdumbs.
However, DL was daydreaming about his previous Stormbringer.
Wow, he antiganked us hard.
Good times.
I guess he had fun?
Once again, DK sat on gate, waiting for hours.
Hawk worried DK would go AFK.
The boy has a reputation.
DK drank alone, while Hawk watched two movies.
Five hours later, Hawk found a target.
Oh hey there.
Don’t cry lol)
Aw, that’s all we can do?
Everything gonna fine.
At least everyone has fun)
I’m happy for all.
That’s right)
Aiko Danuja > how come u didnt save the freighter?
CASTOLE > why antigankers dont save the freighter
Don’t cry ganker > LolDon’t you get it?We can’t save everyone.That’s not our goal.We just need to annoy
Aiko Danuja > oh no the antigankers ‘annoyed’ us again Kill: Miri Tsukaya (Bowhead) haha u got us good
Don’t cry ganker > Dear friends!Uedama – Top-3 dangerous systems in EVE based on ships destroyed.✪ ✪ ✪ Fly safe!
Aiko Danuja > WARNING GANKERS IN UEDAMA TAKING EASY ISK AND EASY KILLS FROM INCOMPETENT AFK CAREBEARS
Don’t cry ganker > Friends, you can help in our fight against the gankers!Simple formats are used to counter them
Wrathful Hawk > Don’t cry ganker are you russian?
Don’t cry ganker > Nope)
Aiko Danuja > all we need to do is annoy NATO)
Don’t cry ganker > Yeah, don’t forget to add this to the next funny screenshot of dialogues on your site.
Yanen Trent > Don’t cry ganker
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Welcome to EvE Online.
He’s a calm miner 🙂
Ok.
Some miners need a good talking to.
They aren’t very bright.
I hope they stay safe.
That’s right.
Ok buddy)))
Will do)
Some people never learn.
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
He knows…
Dock up!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Antigankers can’t save you.
CCP won’t save you.
You might as well quit.
That’s right.
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
