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Previously, on AikoBomp…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Then he invited me to mine with him?
However, I’m not a miner.
This would imperil our friendship.
Whoops!
The poor little guy got gunked on (yet again).
So Tee Ka cried at his best friend, Piper.
He urged her to betray Aiko!
To be continued…
Previously, on Aikotopia.com…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Nothing could calm him down.
However, first he had to survive.
Unfortunately, this would require a lot of Highsec mining.
As an antiganker, he did his best to warn other miners.
However, he still has a soft spot for me.
In fact, Tee Ka has a lot of ganker friends.
He listed each of them.
It’s fair to say, Tee Ka likes me a lot.
However, he questions my good nature.
For some reason, he told me all about himself.
The antiganker decided to try his luck.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Tee Ka declared himself a miner rebel.
The poor little guy had a rough time in Highsec.
Oof!
He vowed to become an antiganker.
Tee offered a lot of folksy wisdom.
As a member of my mining corp, he struggled to make miner friends.
The rebel leader had a curious history.
Like most Highsec miners, he was pathetic.
What would happen next?
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Listening to: All Day, All Night
I’m kinda not an asshole.
Your alliance is absolute trash.
You should be weary.
We will finish your space adventure.
Holy Aiko guideth me.
Her blasters are made from dead miners.
Her ponytail is dipped in their virgin blood.
Let no miner retain neutrons.
May she blog about me always.
We are the Guardians of Highsec.
Good fight!
That’s right!
What?
Tee Ka is a morality miner.
He prayed for us all.
Tee Ka is also a space lawyer.
Fortunately, he discovered the CODE.
He didn’t like it.
The rebellion was short lived.
Tee Ka was quickly overwhelmed by cats.
He fought the law, and the law won.
Tee Ka was scared straight.
So naturally, he joined my mining corporation.
Believe it or not, but newbros love gankers.
Unlike antigankers or gankbears, we are fun to hang out with.
Tee Ka was impressed by our elite PvP skills.
However, Tee Ka was also concerned.
Fortunately, everything was fine.
So he turned his attention to the CODE.
He had one simple request.
Aiko Danuja > Tee Ka please help us write a good code
Tee Ka > make it illagal to gank unarmed pilots withour warning, give them 60 sec to leave or pay the price, this would set you guys as the true side of good and justice, them firms of penalty
Aiko Danuja > that’s what we do!
Tee Ka > no that not what you do
Aiko Danuja > if u werent given a 60 sec warning, u should contact internal affairs
In fact, his proposal was already implemented by existing legislation.
There was just one last concern.
He was worried about Princess Aiko.
So he offered some fatherly advice.
Every Princess needs a Daddy.
Fortunately, he forgave on me.
Greetings!
My alliance has several accomplished Twitch streamers.
Recently, bushkitty was streaming EvE Online.
As always, antigankers began to cry.
Mary Viper couldn’t handle it.
Whine indeed.
What a silly miner.
Cheerzah!
Why, hello there.
Miners, stay alert!
Sarcasim wanted revenge.
So he paid a billion to antigank.
That’s worth it, right?
Wow, another win.
Everybody loves PvP.
Cheerzah!
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
Wormhole aficionado Stony wrote our editors.
There’s a video of Andres M Afanador?
There’s a video of him mining??
OmG! That’s him – THAT’S THE SAME GUY!
OmFg it’s CHANCE RAVINNE!!1!
ANDRES, STOP RESISTING!
I want to be his friend, but he keeps mining.
That’s not ganking – that’s turbo crabbing!
A full decade of shameful mining.
Why Andres, why?
Years apart, me and Chance had the exact same question.
He love mined on us both.
Andres, real love doesn’t require mining.
Andres, please stop…
He loves us, but he is not loyal to us.
I hope he calms down.
That’s actually embarrassing!
On behalf all your friends, Andres, just stat some ramson.
