He knows…
Dock up!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Antigankers can’t save you.
CCP won’t save you.
You might as well quit.
That’s right.
Panzer Terminated
Category: antigankers
Isanamo
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
Absolute Matrix
Governor Lee tried to annex Lonetrek (again).
Not on my watch!
The absolute plebs are on my list.
That’s right.
They are bad at mining, ganking, and antiganking.
In EvE Online, miners be crazy.
Get blocked!
Like seriously.
Welcome to the Absolute Matrix.
It’s full of trash.
They are never calm.
In EvE Online, we pick our own fights.
Who will Absolute Order send against me?
I sure hope they figure it out.
FROM DOWNTOWN
Every miner must obey the law.
That’s right.
Absolute Pleb
It’s not griefing, when you are sincerely salty.
Losers can say whatever they want in EvE Online.
Eventually, he found me.
Gankers have to follow CCP’s EULA.
Crybabies enjoy free speech.
What a guy.
He’s absolutely salty.
This went on for a few days.
Meanwhile, the Absolute Pleb discord had a laugh.
It’s not harassment, when you are bad at EvE Online.
This is what antigankers do.
That’s appropriate language for a miner.
Let’s see what else he had to say.
PLOT TWIST: He likes me more than you)))))) xD
Miners can use all the bad words.
PLOT TWIST: He has a crush on me.
What a classy guy.
I have a solution for miners like him.
There’s your warning, buddy.
PLOT TWIST: Gankers are the coolest people in the galaxy.
Welcome to reality, little guy.
That’s right.
Tee Ka’s Big Revenge
That’s right.
That’s right!
Tee Ka is a friendly miner.
He’s been around a while.
His alts like to talk him up.
These stories are unbelievable.
Tee Ka is also prone to emotional outbursts.
This is because he was defeated, again and again.
Along the way, his other alt learned to eject.
This is fine with us.
We’ve given him fair warning.
We’ve tried to help.
There he is, a known neutral.
Recently, Tee Ka leveled up…
He ganked an explorer!!!
Even with carebear mods, ganking is harder than it looks.
As Tee Ka celebrated his great revenge…
…he soon discovered kill rights.
Then we ganked him back (again and again).
Two can play that ganker game!
He’s gradually accepted reality.
Another happy miner.
Good for him!
*****POSTSCRIPT*****
Tee Ka went on to die many more times.
CheerZAH!
Antiganking Saltopia
Oi.
People notice me.
Hey there!
Hihi))
Antiganking miners say whatever they want.
Oh, I love it, thanks for asking.
Only gankers have to follow the EULA.
It’s ok, you can cry all day in EvE Online.
It’s not griefing, when you are salty.
It’s not harassment, if you are a whinebaby.
That’s right.
Cool story bro.
Nobody likes an antiganking miner.
Cheerzah!
Avalanche Down (2x)
Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…
However, today we made history.
So yah, I logged into EvE Online…
Antigankers were already waiting.
They are kinda dumb.
Today, we are fishing in Uedama.
Hey there.
Great teamwork.
Op success.
Another fake gank.
That’s right.
Later that day…
***RUMORS AND INTEL***
***BEHIND THE SCENES***
***EXTERNAL LINKS***
The Brisc Rubal Home for Hot Unwed Mothers
Cheers!
Rise and Fall of an Antiganker
Antigankers are always salty.
They were ganked, and now they want REVENGE.
First comes the gank, then comes the ‘antigank’.
This never goes according to plan.
CTIRx is one such miner.
He re-invented himself as an antiganker.
Unfortunately, he isn’t a killer.
Just another antiganking stalker.
We know how to deal with them.
That’s right.
Uedama is where the best players in the game…
…get to laugh at the worst.
So he changed systems.
That went as well as expected.
Good fight!
Cheerzah!
What a miner.
Tee Ka Gets PKd, Part 11
Another antiganking miner infiltrated my alliance.
Tee Ka thinks PvP is a sin.
So we targeted him, for our own Safety.
So he sent his alts to hunt us…
…and taunt us.
He nearly discovered cloaking technology.
He bragged about imaginary victories.
Eyeroll.
We sent our best bumper to help him out.
When will Tee Ka finally understand?
Meanwhile, his alts began ejecting, giving away easy killmails.
He served as a recruiter, telling other gankers about me.
Thank you Tee Ka.
What a guy.
Griefing Gone Wild
Listening to: Snoop
Hot or not?
Hey there.
You know how I do.
Just Aiko things.
We especially love to grief newbros.
TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.
I walked all over him.
Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.
Well, he tried his best.
Wow, there you go!
Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!
Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.
That’s how you play EvE Online.
When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hotAnd I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a secondI’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe
