Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
It just keeps happening.
Oh look, there he is again.
What’s this?
Tee Ka keeps attacking me!
As it turns out…
That’s a fancy Orca!
Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.
However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.
I’m fun.
That’s right.
He’s not a new player.
He’s just another miner.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Miner Down
Some alliances are trash.
Some are not.
My alliance has a flagblog, with fun stories about Tee Ka’s alts.
We provide a real service for the community.
We are doing great!
Miners are so stupid, and they don’t even know it.
Fumbled? No loot? What?
No kidding.
Some carebears hide behind a good sport veneer.
I see right through that.
What would make my alliance better?
GarRrrAR Gr00)00)((()()()()N
What a game.
Listening to: Valefor
I’m a Highsec ganker.
I love to help new players in 0.656.
Mike Azariah can feed free frigates.
I’ll just take them away.
xd
Nobody likes a miner.
That’s right!
That’s right.
xaxa)
BONUS SCREENSHOTS
=LIVEBLOG CONTINUES=
He just needs one more thing…
Another mining permit sold.
Before James 315 passed away…
… he taught me a neat trick.
Miners never seem to understand…
Wee! (what’s happening to me?)
Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?
Wait a minute…
What’s wrong with miners??
Like hello, you died an hour ago…
Everybody loves Gallente space.
Full speed ahead…
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
Listening to: Shadow Hunter
Oh hi, ya, I live here.
Sort of like a place you might expect me.
This is what GPT says we do.
#1 alltime destroyer/battlecruiser/bomber ALLTIME CHAMPIONS
PewPEWpew – heavy flak from barski
Now that’s REAL PvP.
I’ll add him to the list.
2+8+3=1 Dead Orca
It’s never too late to repent.
They wonder why we gank them…
COMING SOON
In thirteen plus one day…
=THIS SUMMER=
4.91 = 4 + 9 + 1 = 13 + 1
4 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 4 = 13 + 1
We caught a war criminal, in EvE Online.
Let’s meet a miner.
Every miner has a story.
No miner is innocent.
I guess he got the mail.
Fascinating.
Some miners are confused.
I ask nicely!
What a deal.
Miners sure ask a lot of questions.
I want to help them all.
According to the CODE, I must honor the questions three.
He came really close.
At least he had fun.
He just had one nagging question…
That’s right.
I enjoy EvE Online!
Guest Article
Hey, everybody, I’m Gallente Holostar, lead theorycraft design team lead for the Imperium.
Aiko made a map.
There are nine systems of interest: Torrinos, Ibura, Yoma, Oipo, Piak, Elonaya, Onnamon, Uuhulanen, and Uchomida. The miners congregate here and about. We have put a stop to all that, effective immediately. Come join us, as we continue our investigation.
*Facts and Evidence*
The miners use their Highsec wealth to rent in nullsec.
We hate Romania, so we started bumping.
Question: If Nagamac mines in Highsec, to pay rent in nullsec, what happens if he can’t mine in Highsec?
Just think about it.
Hello there.
My name is Aiko Danuja.
8 Discords, 39 channels, 425 folders, 79267 screenshots unpublished.
You know what’s not profitable?
Hey, nobody likes a miner.
Big or small, kill them all.
I’m not a wolf.
I’m totes a b.
Like, for real yo.
I recently cancelled New Order shares, replacing them with Aiko Points. Isn’t that nice? VCBee 315 thus realized the New Order is bankrupt, whereas Princess Aiko has stood the test of time. How long has it been, since you heard from James 315? I bet it’s been awhile. Indeed, Aiko Points are the smart man’s choice for financial investment. VCBee thus purchased 35 points, at 1 billion isk per point.
Apparently, he had to liquidate some assets.
Bee well.
I’ll never forget you!
