Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your best friend.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I tried my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

Aiko Danuja IS the Danger

Listening to: Absolute Truth Nuke

That’s right.

Absolute Order Honor Glory Plebsquad fails again (and again).

That’s right!

Double Commissar Centurion Smith has a lot to say.

So do his fellow AH fanboys.

I didn’t see that coming.

Consider me blindsided.

They are a queer lot.

These guys are intense!

Orion is was a 7th class subminer.

So I offered a little help.

He defected, but mrlee wants the miner back…

They sent their G-team to hunt me down.

Suddenly, AIKO…

This time, they learnt a lesson.

That’s right!

To be continued…

Mining Permits Are Official

Listening to: joanna

I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.

It’s a serious space business.

Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!

Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).

I’ve been official for a long time.

That’s right.

Consider this debate officially resolved!

I’m an official New Order official!

Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.

First, a miner must wake up.

They are generally disoriented.

Next, the miner needs to pay.

Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes

They often have such questions.

Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet

The answers lead to more questions.

Some miners try to scam me.

Many are paranoid.

As you can see, it’s not a scam.

Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.

That is awesome.

I offer comprehensive coverage.

Afterward, he was all smiles)))

I wonder if he is happy?

We sure took care of him.

I even got some fan mail.

Those Belters must love me.

o7 capsuleers!

Saaphir Spent a Lot of Psycho

It’s gonna be one of those blogs.

Ventures are the saltiest ships in the game.

Saaphir > and a other i will never buy again

Saaphir was bankrupt.

Saaphir > not 200 million… 200 in words two hundred
Saaphir > 200
Saaphir > 200 i repaet .. 200 not 200 million

He learned a valuable lesson.

This is why miner gankers are cooler than freighter gankers.

Freighters are kinda boring (and actually AFK).

At least miners are fun.

Saaphir > vastefaireenculerfilsdeputeschwanzlutscher
Saaphir > vastefaireenculertoiaussiespecedepute
Saaphir > lutsxhmaleinpaarschwänzeduflachwichser
Saaphir > sovielduwillstdublödesau
Saaphir > undwasdufeiglingvonarschloch
Saaphir > fick dich du arschloch
Saaphir > dreckiger schwanzlutscher
Aiko Danuja > youwishhhhhhhhh
CASTOLE > he called me a faggot and a coward
Saaphir > he is already fucking you fag

This one had a lot to say.

Saaphir > band of cowards, no balls , only fags
CASTOLE > we have a bad man here what we should to do?
Blistalin Egber Beldrulf > Saaphir homophobia won’t get you anywhere son
Saaphir > in the belt yes, u get it in your little dirty ass you fag
Saaphir > come fags im afk
Whadda Badasaz > if you are afk, how do you type?
Saaphir > same way as you get fucked ..you dont even get it
Saaphir > not only a fag but stupid and dumb
Saaphir > stupid and fag, bad bad combination
Saaphir > come fag

However, I agreed with some of his observations.

Saaphir > yes, the problem is the fag that kill noob ., because they are to little cowards and fag to fight ppl that can fight back
Saaphir > it seems the fags like only to create damage to ppl that want chill a bit and mine …even low amount of crap ore, and they dont like

He was starting to figure things out.

BINGO!

He understood me perfectly.

He understood my alliance.

Ganking is about griefing newbros, not grinding for isk/hr.

I am a true ganker, of the highest form.

Saaphir > i dont care about youtr 8 rules of 20 rules or 200 rules
Saaphir > if you wank after a kill on a venture , u are not more woirth than a fag
Saaphir > take a airdryer and go under shower..problem done
Saaphir > yeah i enjoy, those fqags dont like
Saaphir > neither one or other… a snake is a king in the middle of worms. and you are not the snake
Saaphir > CASTOLE CAN LIKE MY BOOTS LIKE A FAG DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Several hours later…

He understood exactly who and what I am.

Saaphir > you are one of the super dupper superkiller i can all i m so good and so strong i can beat all 5 years old
Ange Du Matin > Praise Aiko!
Gloria Exercitus > \o/

He understood my name is eternal.

Saaphir > i have no friends here
Saaphir > or they shout you in the back
Saaphir > i guess your to coward to do
Saaphir > lick my boots cunt
Aiko Danuja > you probably dont even have any boots
Saaphir > i do
Saaphir > u can lick them too if they still fit
Saaphir > i make 800 real dollars a week
Saaphir > i live in a big big city, you live in a cottage.
Ygritte Pava > oooo a big city venture
Saaphir > come eu , i take you out like a fish, and get your 2000 dollars
Saaphir > and i withdraw the money and get a nice bottle champagne

I think he propositioned me?

Total Winning

Welcome back to Aiko Danuja‘s bestselling EvE Online blog.

I always awox my teammates, even in Starcraft 2.

What if we all played other games together?

I think things would stay about the same.

Some people aren’t meant for PvP.

A few will do whatever it takes to survive.

At least I’m doing well.

I think I’ve been quite clear.

F.LY. S.A.F.E.


Man That Is Gay

It’s always the same pattern.

Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.

Now I’m just SO lonely.

If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.

That’ll do.

I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.

I hope that miner calms down.

Just accept it, move on and play the game.

If you can…

Cheerzah brav!

The Conference of Shit

Pardon the language, but…

This is your daily reminder.

Can you spot a racist miner?

I am their Malediction.

Let’s just get straight to the point.

That’s right, so crazy.

Maybe James will save you?

At least I’m having fun.

I am living RENT FREE.

Seems obsessive.

Many essays later…

It’s a conference of shitposting racist incels.

I know exactly how to deal with all of them.

You too buddy.

Here we go!

It’s a true story about EvE Online (and why these guys are permabanned).

This is a recurring daily event, referenced in my report.

Isn’t it really that right?

For real.

…explained everything.

I bet it makes me SO angry.

I really miss you guys!

In Plain English

I’m happy to provide.

Check out these tears.

That’s right.

Even our enemies secretly admire us.

My cool clique is MEGA BIG MAD about what we did to you.

Does that make sense?

It’s too late for warnings!

I guess their time was up.

For real.

lmao

I’m crying about all that RENT FREE.

…but why did this happen to you?

That’s right!

Welcome to Highsec.

Some miners figure it out fast.

Then what?

Do you think I’ll feel sorry for you?

Ich bin die Krise.

o7 to all those who are gone!

Enjoy being a loser.

lmao

I’m not done.


Prime Admiral Aiko

Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.

I know you read it.

My blog literally inspires you.

Isn’t that right?

I wonder what could go wrong?

Now what will Globby do?

I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.

Why are these miners such racist crybabies?

Here’s the big question.

Why are we STILL happening to them?

Are they enjoying the drama?

Miners often wonder what is happening.

I would say they are still finding out.

Consequences will never be the same.

You know what I’m sayin?

There’s more headed your way.

Some people actually love a fight.

I certainly do.

LOL!

LMAO!

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.