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Miners are often surprised to encounter me.
Suddenly Aiko!
It’s definitely worth it.
James 315 is gone, and that’s for the best.
Centuple o7 to you Dog2424!
How do you make isk in EvE Online?
Is that right?
That’s right.
I’m on FIRE!
I’ve sold a lot of mining permits.
Recently, I found an interesting idea in the suggestion box.
I can accommodate these requests.
Tired of that old Fifth Class mining permit?
Modern mining permits are ON SALE now!
That’s right.
Upgrade today, and mine with modern comfort and style!
NICE!
VERY NICE!!
I sell a lot of mining permits.
Even the Galactic Lords of Darkness pay rent to me.
не надо = “no need” / “don’t”
пож = shorthand for “пожалуйста” (“please”)
I even sell permits in lowsec.
Bet you didn’t think I’d go there!
“Happy heroes killed a simple miner!!!”
“Glory to the heroes!”
I’m the happiest heroin.
“I didn’t attack anyone, I’m a miner :(”
Aw, he’s just the saddest miner.
Fortunately, I sold him a mining permit.
Then I sold him a Tegheon Access Pass…
That’s right.
He just had one question.
“So I take it I won’t be seeing Makinav anymore?”
Here is my response.
Hey there.
Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.
I’m cute (and I bite).
That’s right.
That’s right!
I’m here to help!
It’s true.
That’s right…
That’s right!
I know what these boys want.
They usually have a lot of special requests.
Then they get straight to business.
I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…
They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!
Sometimes, they have to apologize.
Consequences are never the same.
Usually, they just freak out.
I guess they are having fun.
They tell me so all the time.
Sometimes, I even believe them.
Isn’t this the truth?
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
Facts.
Double Facts!
A lot of people love Aiko Danuja.
In EvE Online, there’s only one name that matters.
lolAMAO!
My name is Aiko Danuja.
This blog is about me, not you!
In EvE Online, I’m famous for being me.
That’s right.
That’s right!
You know the old saying…
I’m the best (better than all the rest).
I’m the best.
That’s right!
