Category: From The Source

Neurotica 1, Part 10

Neurotica 1, Part 1

This is the story of EvE Online’s most neurotic scammer.

Thanks, thanks.

People are STILL talking about Justin.

In fact, I do know him.

He proposed to marry me, irl, frfr.

We often discuss his case in crypto channels.

There’s a lot to discuss.

That’s right.

Justin tried to raise crypto with EvE Online.

He was counting on my support.

Together, we could change the course of history.

There was only one problem.

Some people didn’t want to invest.

They wouldn’t even apologize.

Even Steve was out!

It was so unfair.

That’s right.

To be continued…

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I recently accepted a few quests.

Could I anti-gan the gankers?

This dummy didn’t realize something…

The contracts don’t require a kill!

Isn’t that special?

One contract was especially lucrative.

I was racing against sixteen other people.

Who could hunt me down the fastest?

Fortunately, I found some volunteers.

This was taking too long…

…so I got a BIGGER ship.

VICTORY!

Now that’s how you win EvE Online!

I’m the best!

June 1 Day

Welcome back…

It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!

We love to meet new players.

Only crybabies are crying.

Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.

Some people are happy capsulers.

That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.

Are you having fun?

Maybe you just don’t get it.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Cheerzah brav…

Yria is Syria, Part 3

Yria is Syria, Part 1

There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.

So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.

About Me (Aiko Danuja)

That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.

You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

Vacation in Piekura

Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

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