Category: From The Source

Braless Mining

A lot of people are into it.

I certainly agree.

Recently, I was docked up in Afivad.

That’s on the edge of my Domain.

Here, I encountered the local miners.

They wondered what me and my alts were doing.

So I introduced myself.

They understood me perfectly.

That’s right.

I think they like me.

Oh right…

After that, they station camped me hard.

I was trapped in a station.

They had a real defense fleet.

Scary!

I’ve decided to visit more often.

I think Braless Mining is really wild.

These bad girls boys need some attention.

Ya kno?

To be continued…

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #254

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.

Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.

Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…

o7 capsuleers!

That’s right.

Creativity in EvE Online

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.

Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!

I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.

Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…

Oh look, here’s one now!

What will they think of next?

I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!