Category: From The Source

Miner Obsession

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Miners have a lot to say.

Previously, on my best EvE Online blog.

Miners think about me a lot.

It’s a competition, to see who obsesses the most.

Yep, I’m lookin great.

[ 2024.08.25 22:15:53 ] Kathus > onlyganks.com

I don’t mind a little flattery.

However, antigankers go too far.

They take it from awkward to creepy.

It gets a little weird.

I’m not looking for a boyfriend in EvE Online.

Sorry to disappoint.

Uh…

Wtf is a sparrow?

I’m not a tsundere! Hmph.

I actually haven’t read all these mails.

See, that’s where it gets crazy…

Bro…

We aren’t going to Iceland together.

Steven, my guy… you mail me all the time.

To be continued…

Leadership

Yesterday, we saw the burden of alliance leadership.

Voluminous unsolicited correspondence.

Oh boy…

Thanks for the intel.

I get lot of inquiries.

It’s not a cult. We are a congregational Fellowship of Friendos.

Next time, we’ll talk about sexual harassment in EvE Online.

That’s right.

That’s not gonna happen.

Like wtf.

Yep, that’s an antiganker.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #246

Oh, hey there.

I guess it’s mailtime.

Some miners are not upset.

They are quite calm.

Some miners roleplay as notaminers.

No mining in Delve!

That’s right.

This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…

It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.

I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.

Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.

I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).

It is funny tho.

A mining sniper, and not even his first time…

Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.

Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.

Boy, I got so much game up in here.

Wow, just wow.

I can’t wait to hear more.

That’s right.

I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.

Sure thing, little buddy.

Ah, but I’m also cute.

That’s my isk/hr.

Hey, I’m having fun)

<3

Welcome to Highsec.

We can play EvE Online together.

Let’s send those miners to otherwhere!

That’s right, go on, git.

I’m a real Space Ganger now.

Tunnel snakes don’t scare us.

I run five successful alliances.

We are all one team…

…spoonfeeding content to the regular workingpleb.

They love it.

Cheerzah brav.

Nobody likes a loley miner.

Loleylol!

Gotta catch em all, and then do it again.

What’s the Point?

What’s going on?

Sounds amazing.

Imagine that.

Why are they defenseless?

Why gank a defenseless AFK carebear?

That’s right.

That’s right.

Look at that groupthink downvote.

Reasonable people rarely get upvotes.

Crybabies rage downvote the truth.

Idiots get upvoted.

Bro, nobody enjoys mining.

Carebears are looooosers.

Loooooooooooooosers.

Everyone on Reddit has something to say.

Mostly, the bears cried.

Miners just don’t get it.

Give me your diamonds, or die.

So they whined, on and on.

Boohoohoo.

Boomers boomed about glory days.

Seers spake of ancient prophecies.

Trolls spread cruel gossip.

Antigankers shared tips and tricks.

Agents shared deep state intel.

Therapists offered their diagnosis.

Others wallowed in despair.

Gankers are the same people who play Zerg!

Another invigorating conversation with Reddit[censored]…

TLDR: Stay away from people who can’t PvP!

That’s right.

Why do I gank?

I just don’t like miners.

Kill them all.

Astero Wannabe

In EvE Online, carebears are creepbears.

Everything has a price.

There’s only way to respond.

I sent IceyCreeper619 straight to Zboard.

Then I sent a bill, for a bill.

What a neat trick.

Get ganked, miner.

That’s right.

Every miner has a dream.

It’s always nonsense.

Don’t forget to buy your mining permits.

Another One

Tee Ka Gets PkD, Part 1

It just keeps happening.

Oh look, there he is again.

What’s this?

Tee Ka keeps attacking me!

As it turns out…

That’s a fancy Orca!

Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.

However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.

I’m fun.

That’s right.

He’s not a new player.

He’s just another miner.

Cheerzah!