Why??? How did the mighty CODE. alliance became a mere tomb for dead alts, cobwebs, and dusty bios?
What happened?
Super Pleb was there.
As director of NOL, he was universally despised.
Super opened the doors wide, but nobody joined.
The comments at Minerbumping are self-explanatory.
Super was always a disgrace.
So, on June 24, James 315 finally did it.
However, Super didn’t get the memo.
One day, a ghost came to visit.
Before James, John was executor of the alliance. Upon his return, he was not pleased by CODE. civil war.
As moderator of the minerbumping channel, Super was gleefully banning Aiko, and anyone who supported her.
With James gone, forever, even Super lamented the fact that nobody could do anything about Super.
The rest of the alliance was annoyed.
We wondered if Super was quite sane.
Naturally, John urged Super to calm down.
Super wanted the CODE. to be a tomb. However, corporation Big Willies PvP Madness wanted the alliance to be, well, an alliance that does something more than orbit a dead star.
With two active members in NOL, Super was threatened by the success of other ganking corps. He blamed James for this.
James had wisely allowed everyone to join another corporation, negating Super’s status as “cat’s meow” of NOL. Consequently, when Super banned people from Minerbumping, they could just join a different channel, or even a different alliance.
Which is exactly what happened.
Super embraced a helpless doom and gloom philosophy of inevitable stagnation and decay. Without James, gankers wanted new leadership, and the wound was deep. Super tried to stop the bleeding, but he only made things worse by draining blood from a desiccated corpse. Meanwhile, with every ban, Aiko grew stronger.
When he was done, there would be nobody left.
A dead alliance was better than one with Aiko.
Super repeated his mantra.
That felt good.
Super kissed the feet of his dead god.
This is the ‘leadership’ he provided.
Super wanted John to understand.
Super couldn’t accept reality, or Aiko. Clinically, he struggled to adjust his behaviour to suit various social contexts, and failed to engage in imaginative play with friends, continually falling back upon restricted repetitive patterns. Meanwhile, the death of James left a void, which would inevitably be filled.
Of course, everyone was concerned about the mails.
John encouraged Super to gank more.
Super didn’t want gankers in the ganking alliance.
A ganking alliance can’t survive without gankers!
Roleplayers aren’t real leaders.
Super was an idiot.
Without James, he had no hope for the future.
Would you join Pharaoah, in his tomb?
Super couldn’t wait!
What a goofus.
What a pleb!
For real.
Cheerzah!
That’s right!
lol
What would James say?
=BONUS ART=
Aiko and Super, by Alt 00
Baby, you can find me in Highsec Diamonds under my eyes Turn the rhythm up, don’t you wanna just Come along for the ride?
Oh, my outfit so tight You can see my heartbeat tonight I can take the heat, baby, best believe That’s the moment I shine
Don’t give a damn When the night’s here, I do tears Baby, you got no chance When your heart breaks I could dance, watch me dance I’ll still keep the party runnin’, not one hair out of place
Lately, I’ve been moving close to the edge Still be lookin’ my best When the galaxy shakes I stay on the beat, you can count on me I ain’t missin’ no steps
I don’t play it safe (ooh) Don’t you know about me? (Uh-huh) Even when your tears are flowin’ like diamonds I’ll still keep the party goin
As the final boss of Highsec, I have always known my fate.
I am destined for success.
Let’s stroll through memory lane…
… remembering my predecessors.
Tenaj (March 2003-June 2003)
L0rd Zap (June 2003-March 2006)
Princess Suicide (March 2006 – July 2006)
The Sheik (July 2006 – March 2007)
karttoon was right (March 2007 – October 2008)
Jerry Rin (October 2008 – October 2009)
Princess Helicity (October 2009 – October 2011)
The Mittani (October 2011 – December 2012)
kalila meng (December 2012 – January 2013)
Khoda Khan (January 2013 – March 2013)
BLACK SKULL (March 2014 – October 2014)
Aria Stane (October 2014 – November 2014)
Zuzu (November 2014 – December 2014)
George (December 2014 – May 2015)
loyal (May 2015 – March 2016)
Siegfriend Cohenberg (March 2016 – April 2016)
Do you remember the mad minute?
Tweeps (April 19, 2016)
Kulorndo (April 19, 2016 – April 22, 2016)
Kalned givieth…
James 315 (April 2016 – June 2020)
….Korndul taketh.
Dresden Rubble Gnome (June 2020 – July 2020)
Princess Aiko (July 2020 – forever and ever)
Congrats to every participant! Each of you will receive a trophy, commemorating your activity (or lack thereof). The following chart shows each winner’s relative significance.
Remember the good old days, when Zazz still played EvE Online, after James 315 ragequit two years before?
Haha. Remember that time The Aggressor dunked James, who spent eight (8!) years writing a therapy blog, before disappearing, just like he did after his previous hobby involving… political content?
Me and James 315, we agree on politics like Ocasio-Cortez and Mitch. However, the old turtle has been dead for years. His CODE. was a tea party, astroturfed by George, which collapsed when the bubble burst. I am more sophisticated than that. By applying the principles of Hari Seldon, the Order has evolved into a grassroots autocracy.
Many battles, she emerged victorious, Leaving her foes feeling notorious.
#SouthSide
Bards don’t hiphop for Zazz.
James was a funny man, but I’m not.
I’m just here to help.
Some miners yearn for the old Minerbumping, with Annie Frank who on September 6, 2018, said “You did really good work. I really appreciate your new and different post. Please guys keep it up and share with us some unique post in the futureMenmy shopCar Stereo Double Din Android Player Hyepersonic Double Din Player Hyundai Creta Double Din Player CBSE open school cbse private banzaraon journeyAdj online.”
James always believed in me, even if Zazz lost faith.
I don’t think this is funny.
Who writes erotic fanfic about me and James, in the belt?
I get it… This is an ‘origin’ story.
Grrr. Hulksgarrrrr hathat. Hulkgeddon SMASH
“Praise Aiko!” is reverberated throughout the entire starbase, again and again, as the fleet takes off. Today, the miners will be hunted. Today, the miners will once again know fear.
Maddi Rush > im gonna go slit my wrists again Maddi Rush > come kill me in real life please Maddi Rush > i dont have the courage Maddi Rush > i need help just kill me in real life Apo Bong > Please don’t talk like that, it’s not funny Maddi Rush > man this isnt a joke
It went on and on…
Maddi Rush > omg im new i was literally going to sell all of that bc im trying to learn i cant even start a new char bc the start missions r already done fk me Apo Bong > Your story the last time was a bit different Maddi Rush > [REDACTED] ave toronto ont canada plz kill me Maddi Rush > plz some here actually come kill me Maddi Rush > i gave my real address Maddi Rush > google it its real plz come Sargon Of Amerish > i live in isanamo Maddi Rush > ill pay for ur plane ticket Maddi Rush > u can kill me quick and do whatever with my body ik ppl r sickos with women Maddi Rush > is anyone actually on the way ive unlocked my door come on in
It’s a bit much, don’t you think?
Maddi Rush > why cant i just help ppl Maddi Rush > thats actually what i do Maddi Rush > i help new ppl Maddi Rush > u are why ppl like me quit and then new ppl dont want to play bc no one helps them Maddi Rush > like i dont want tot help myself in real life i just want to die and i cant figure out a way im such a coward Maddi Rush > i havent gone to the store in weeks…. im hoping i die of starvation in my sleep but then i can barely move and im just stuck infront of computer Maddi Rush > apo is the reason maddi rush killled herself in game and it will be glorious way to die… and i will take these pills and drift off watching the space
Ok, that’s enough of that…
Maddi Rush > im going to kill myself now Maddi Rush > watch it on the news on CP24 toronto Maddi Rush > so what u guys want to talk about these last moments Maddi Rush > my mom drugged me with meds to get blood tested that sell actually then sold the meds to the nieghbours for months Maddi Rush > i was gonna do a stratios build and finally be apart of the gang Maddi Rush > goodbye
Fortunately, Maddi finally got that dream Stratios…
…followed by a dreamy Vindi…
I sure hope Maddi is feeling better…
EVE System > Channel changed to Local : Amarr Roan Pico > Courier Kor-Azor – Amarr route: Amarr >> Neesher (927 m³) Nare >> Neesher (150000 m³) Neesher >> Amarr (2245 m³) Neijas > You seem to have very special needs Maddi Rush Maddi Rush > say that to me directly and watch what happens Neijas > How do I say it to you more directly? Neijas > Seems like you’re having some intellectual challenges Maddi Rush > seem like u are the one projecting something there Maddi Rush > keyboard warrior over here lol NoLSolid > Kill: Maddi Rush (Stratios) Maddi Rush > yea i was afk Contracting Alt13 > Jita >> Amarr (1034 m³) Contracting Alt13 > Maddi Rush haul this and shut up Jno Aubrey > Alternatively, you could just biomass yourself Maddi Rush > u just told me to kill myself enjoy that ban Neijas > Oh no! Please take everything personal after you gaslight all of Amarr TorJansleep > HyperNet offer: Hel Cheapest HyperNet offer: Hel 6.88b HyperNet offer: Wyvern 137m */512
