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Previously, on AikoBompr…
Incursions are despawning across Highsec.
After winning an incursion, our team set course to the next site.
Carebears were flummoxed.
Where was the free easy isk?
The miners suddenly had a lot more free time.
So they began crying in Discord.
Some searched in vain for a silver lining.
Others conspired to scam CCP with exaggerated grief.
Screeching could be heard across the galaxy.
Eventually, Hawk received a formal complaint.
This was amusing.
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Sky Ikkala got ganked in high security Amarr.
She is a newbro four year old permapleb.
Sky moonlights as an internet prostitute.
You can check out her private pics for a hidden fee.
I have no idea what’s down that rabbit hole.
However, I did admire a free sample of Japreet’s ample AI bobs.
If I was still a lezzi, I’d upvote this synthetic cutie.
That’s way too small for a blog – right?
Better, but blurry… Maybe try a larger font? Eh?
Veteran miner Gamblich1 had a question for gankers.
However, beautiful Sky didn’t want an answer.
Our Bollybomb diva was angry, lmao!
Sexy Sky was not calm.
Nevermind, sultry Sky was super ‘not’ salty.
She posed her own seductive question.
She was well qualified to conslut on mental conditions.
Meanwhile, she threw Chinese miners under the bus.
Ooo, that bot does look tasty.
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I’m a friend to minerdom.
Some miners really appreciate this.
I like to show them a good time.
Gf!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah!
Welcome to EvE Online.
It’s a fun little game.
We all share the same space, together.
Some of us are perfect in every way.
Some of us are not.
Some of us are famous.
Some of us are not.
Miners gonna mine (and get mined on).
Tana spread the alarm.
Alas, it was too late.
Tana is a communist…
…and a crybaby.
She vowed to stop stealing ice.
Some miners have a whole monologue.
Tana shared her new perspective on Highsec mining.
Just then, another miner started yapping.
Well, ok then!
Silly bears!
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
Miners are quitters…
…crybabies…
…whiners…
Basically, miners are losers.
Will they ever accept reality?
Doubt!
Meanwhile, the ISD has a new policy…
As part of their effort to eliminate all discussion in the forums, they have begun enforcing a new rule.
All PvP, including ganking, is officially consensual! Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.
Cheerzah!
What happened?
Oh no!
Absolute Plebs are crybabies.
It is known.
I’m such a c-word!
What will Mr Lee think of me?
I sure hope Eva calms down.
What’s wrong with them?
Oh nooooooo…
Princess Aiko is the best.
She always blog about ME))))
haha I’m not an NPC l’mao
283 + a blueprint?
…and an Orca… plus a Hulk?
That’s not what I asked for!
Haha, keep blogging space secretary.
Keep going, u dumb b.
There’s more…
I tried Aiko… and she blogged about it.
She loves blogging, especially with me.
Haha, I hope that miner writes her daily.
Aiko wasn’t a lezzi last night))))
I bet she wants to blog me again.
That girl is annoyed, paranoid, and full of void.
