
I am Aiko the Danuja.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
My Pickup Gang continues to roam Highsec.

Who will we pick up next?

A likely target…

Get picked on!

Flamguard found himself at the local licensing office.

Fortunately, he knew a few Goon agents.


Can you guess what happened next (NO PEEKING).

Are you ready?

That’s right.

Suddenly, our story took a familiar turn…

Did you guess correctly?

Aiko Danuja was ready to help (again).


Another satisfied customer!

=BONUS CUSTOMER SERVICE=

We don’t do contracts.



I love this game!

That’s right.


What a paranoid miner!

He got what he deserved.


Hey there.

Who is the greatest ganker in the history of EvE Online?
It’s obviously Aiko Danuja.

I’m cute (and I bite).

That’s right.

That’s right!

I’m here to help!


Miners die all the time.

Then they make wild threads threats.

Afterwards, they always go crazy.

What did he say? Hint: Miners love blowjobs!

Newbro Yukee Pm offered some words of wisdom.

You won’t find this content playing EvE Online via Reddit!

Upon reflection, Paderno decided my channel is pretty cool.

Why Was I Ganked? is where the greatest players in the game…

…listen to miners cry about their fate.

That’s right.


It’s true.

That’s right…

That’s right!

I know what these boys want.

They usually have a lot of special requests.

Then they get straight to business.

I feel like there’s a consistent theme here…

They always say a lot of inappropriate stuff!

Sometimes, they have to apologize.

Consequences are never the same.

Usually, they just freak out.

I guess they are having fun.

They tell me so all the time.

Sometimes, I even believe them.

Isn’t this the truth?


EvE Online is full of mysteries.


Why were you ganked?

That’s right.

That’s right!



Miners need to get wrecked.

I know what I am.

Isn’t this the truth?

A girl knows what she likes.

It’s actually rather amusing.

EvE Online is a PvP game.

However, miners are bad at PvP!

The plebs just keep trying…

I call them: Stupid Idiot Miners

Here’s my song about that:
o7 capsuleers!


My name is Aiko Danuja.

This blog is about me, not you!

In EvE Online, I’m famous for being me.

That’s right.

That’s right!

You know the old saying…

I’m the best (better than all the rest).


Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.

I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)

That’s right (that’s right).

This game sure can get expensive.

Let’s check it out…

Hm, better than expected…

EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…

Something is always happening (to them)!

Nobody likes a moon destroyer.

I’m gonna get them all.

Such loss will never be replaced.

Isn’t that the truth?

Consequences are forever!

Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
