Category: Grab Bag

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

If you read my blog, it’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Aiko Danuja IS the Danger

Listening to: Absolute Truth Nuke

That’s right.

Absolute Order Honor Glory Plebsquad fails again (and again).

That’s right!

Double Commissar Centurion Smith has a lot to say.

So do his fellow AH fanboys.

I didn’t see that coming.

Consider me blindsided.

They are a queer lot.

These guys are intense!

Orion is was a 7th class subminer.

So I offered a little help.

He defected, but mrlee wants the miner back…

They sent their G-team to hunt me down.

Suddenly, AIKO…

This time, they learnt a lesson.

That’s right!

To be continued…

In Plain English

I’m happy to provide.

Check out these tears.

That’s right.

Even our enemies secretly admire us.

My cool clique is MEGA BIG MAD about what we did to you.

Does that make sense?

It’s too late for warnings!

I guess their time was up.

For real.

lmao

I’m crying about all that RENT FREE.

…but why did this happen to you?

That’s right!

Welcome to Highsec.

Some miners figure it out fast.

Then what?

Do you think I’ll feel sorry for you?

Ich bin die Krise.

o7 to all those who are gone!

Enjoy being a loser.

lmao

I’m not done.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #357

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

EvE Online is a game that goes like this.

They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.

Then they cry like a bitch.

There’s a lot of that.

Some miners are just plain stupid.

SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!

It’s some sort of Soviet cult?

This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.

Cool, now you know more about that map.

Nobody likes space taxes.

Everybody begs for special favours.

Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).

I love getting special little messages.

Sometimes I get a complaint.

I definitely care.

Cool story, bro.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #255

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #254

TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.

Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.

Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…

o7 capsuleers!

That’s right.

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!

Dumb Witch

Men say the darnedest things.

We all enjoy this game.

Bad boys go on and on.

This is my destiny.

Some men are straight to it.

Others linger awhile.

Where did he go?

A real mystery.

I wonder if he moved next door?

Honestly, miners seem confused.

BRich, this is not a negotiation.

Richard Cranium III > wat whay

What a game.

o7 capsuleers!

Clue #613

Not all miners are entirely stupid.

They can figure it out.

Even the dumbest can figure it out.

I’m the best.

Unfortunately, miners are not.

There’s no hope for them.

They are AFK whinebabies.

It’s hard to take them seriously.

They ask too much.

Any other questions?

Your secret code is 613 multiplied by ???

Send your best guess, with 1 billion isk.

o7

Go Gank In High

Listening to: Go Gank In High

Welcome back.

Miners are not calm.

They don’t like gankers.

They aren’t impressed.

They aren’t polite.

We are no better than Goons.

Here’s a great idea.

Bzzbzz.

o07!

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