Category: Grab Bag

Highsec Miner Grabbag #233

You might think people dislike us…

moin, I think you have the wrong tea bag in the water, slams my 100m ship and wants to recruit me afterwards? Do you seriously believe net, right? see the whole thing like this, I see one of you somewhere, then blood is fought with blood! gET IN! oH YES BLOCKED

However, Mister Soldier lost an empty pod to a SPACE GREEFER.

Safety forces were prepared to execute his FREE killright.

We are here to help.

IT’S AN HONOUR TO MEET YOU

I’m a Princess.

Cheers!

Stick with me, and we’ll go places.

Enjoy the trip!

So close!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #232

Apparently, I’m not the only one.

Miners struggle to remain calm.

Sometimes, we have to translate.

It’s just amazing content.

Russians are the best.

Here’s a pro tip.

Refusing to pay terrorists is a bad strategy.

We know carebears are terrified…

…and they should be.

Cheers!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #229

Miners love to write about the New Order.

They have delusions of grandeur.

The poor things are confused.

Don’t press the seagull pomornik!

Some miners have learned helplessness.

They are barely trying.

They aren’t safe, even in the high-security zone.

So they take their abuse out on us.

They cry and cry and cry.

Sometimes, they pretend they aren’t crying.

They might even thank us.

Or they send some helpful advice.

It’s all just crying.

These miners are salty.

Really salty.

They are frostbitten and gone to forest.

We leaked their ship.

Silly miners.

They have so much to say.

We will stay in touch!

 

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #228

It happens to the best of us.

Sometimes, a miner wants to talk.

Jayce Orti lost a Retriever.

He sent this music video (twice), expressing sensitive feelings.

I hope he calms down.

I prefer positive language.

Some people just love to eat spiders.

I can think of worse fates.

Regardless, miners sure seem to like me.

I enjoy their little messages.

It’s a love-hate relationship.

It’s hard to figure out what I really want.

I’ve left some clues on my website.

Here’s a clue.

I like pen pals.

Tell me what you really think…

I’m here for you.

You are here for me.

I’m always watching.

My friends are everywhere.

They send me secret messages.

I’m never alone.

You don’t want to annoy me.

That would be a mistake.

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #227

Ok, thanks for the tip!

What is even happening?

Miners get all worked up.

They know they done wrong.

I know what they need.

It’s all they think about.

In any language, they say the exact same thing.

I make them so excited.

I just want them to be content.

My mom reads the blog.

Even she makes fun of miners.

They are losers.

We are winners!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #226