It happens to the best of us.
Sometimes, a miner wants to talk.
Jayce Orti lost a Retriever.
He sent this music video (twice), expressing sensitive feelings.
I hope he calms down.
I prefer positive language.
Some people just love to eat spiders.
I can think of worse fates.
Regardless, miners sure seem to like me.
I enjoy their little messages.
It’s a love-hate relationship.
It’s hard to figure out what I really want.
I’ve left some clues on my website.
Here’s a clue.
I like pen pals.
Tell me what you really think…
I’m here for you.
You are here for me.
I’m always watching.
My friends are everywhere.
They send me secret messages.
I’m never alone.
You don’t want to annoy me.
That would be a mistake.
