Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Yesterday, we enjoyed some mining essays.
Would I have the last laugh?
Sepathori vowed to vanquish the gankers.
He declared eternal wares upon me (and the website of ridicule).
Would CCP end ganking forever and ever?
Doubt…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Silly bears.
o7 capsuleers!!!
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
EvE Online is full of danger, mystery, and intrigue.
Some say that I’m superduper MEGA toxic.
What do you think?
I don’t think I’m that bad!
Here is what my mom said about all this.
She sounds like a carebear!
In a game like this, I’m a killer angel.
I’m a real good girl.
I’m just good at what I do!
Every miner deserves my attention.
Everybody else is watching.
o7 capsuleers!
Let’s check it out!
The boys like what I bring to EvE Online.
I’m more than just a pretty face.
I know what they really want.
They just can’t get enough.
It gets them all worked up.
Afterward, I put them to bed.
There’s no shame in that.
It’s our destiny!
I’ll give them what they need.
I’m the best!
What kind of Nima are you?
Apparently, girls like me too.
No, for real.
Oh, come on.
You know what I want.
There we go.
I find it all very flattering.
Sometimes, things get a little weird.
I get all kinds of requests.
I try to accommodate everyone.
You never know what will happen.
What will they think of next?
Ok then!
Until next time…
o7 capsuleers!
Absolute Order Absolute Honor (AH) was outraged.
Orion Crabs > Fuck the law
Aiko Danuja > so you admit to being a criminal
Orion Crabs > Getting revenge
Their G-Team tried to abduct High Princess Aiko.
Bigus Dingus DOI > the queen herself in local
Orion Crabs > We can be here all day
Aiko Danuja > why are u doing this
Orion Crabs > To teach u to not be a pussy
They sent a war flotilla to my undock.
Aiko Danuja > Sargon Of Amerish help
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Sargon Of Amerish > Orion Crabs you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
Aiko Danuja > he brought the entire AO standing fleet to poinen
Aiko Danuja > all 4 of them are here now
Aiko Danuja > well 3 of 4
Orion Crabs > yall really shut up
I was mega big scared.
Orion Crabs > Jumping someone when theyre vulnerable isnt a fight
Aiko Danuja > this guy griefing me into a station
Aiko Danuja > they are camping me in
qonedone > lol says who Aiko Danuja lets play ball u owe me some isk to so i can u it to buy you corage
These guys are noobs!
Aiko Danuja > im mega permabubbled in Poinen IV – Moon 6 – Expert Distribution Retail Center
Ananda Alasdair > Aiko Danuja I spent 30 mins listening to your bullshit and the bullshit of your friends. IM gooD!
Sargon Of Amerish > you shouldnt be mean to the aiko bad things happen to those who are mean to the aiko
qonedone > dam wimps comeout and meat your daddy
Orion Crabs > I’d like to see these bad things
They are slow learners.
Bigus Dingus DOI > no way im undocking lmao
What happened to their battleship?
Absolute Order was impressed.
Ain’t that the truth?
They had all kinds of questions for the Heroin of Highsec.
Just then, they gave me a new nickname.
I legit earned that title, fair and square.
I’ve got a lot of titles.
I am the Alpha Wolf Queen Bee of Highsec.
I even got a formal battlefield apology.
There was one final request.
Now Watching: AIKO, Season 2
EvE Online is a challenging game.
It’s easy to get confused.
I roleplay as a guide and mentor.
I allow every miner to tell their sad story.
You can tell I definitely care.
I am living the dream.
That’s right.
I’m hunting you.
Welcome back to the best blog in EvE Online.
I know you read it.
My blog literally inspires you.
Isn’t that right?
I wonder what could go wrong?
Now what will Globby do?
I’ll wait until Wrathful Hawk figures it out.
Why are these miners such racist crybabies?
Here’s the big question.
Why are we STILL happening to them?
Are they enjoying the drama?
Miners often wonder what is happening.
I would say they are still finding out.
Consequences will never be the same.
You know what I’m sayin?
There’s more headed your way.
Some people actually love a fight.
I certainly do.
LOL!
LMAO!
Can you guess what happened next?
That’s right.
That’s right!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
The Ivy League needs help.
These carebears need to get a life.
They try to act cool.
However, every bear deserves a good bumping.
So we’ve decided to give a little extra homework.
They are on my head list, and this isn’t low.
Gobloks can’t spell, and they don’t understand basic mechanics.
They just need to obey the law.
Better luck next semester!
Thanks to our much appreciated benefactor…
We will be offering more tutoring!
To be continued…
Miners are always watching me.
Meanwhile, I am watching them.
Everyone has a chance to be heard.
Some prefer to debate philosophy.
There’s a lot of that.
Others exhibit cognitive dissonance.
The level of discourse is quite high.
A few are just naturally curious.
There’s always a joker…
…and a few crazies.
It’s a real melting pot.
It’s true.
I’m the number all time aint-griefer.
These miners have me figured out.
They often discuss me in local.
They also chat with my alts.
We love ganking, and they know it.
I’m an actual space princess.
Every miner deserves my Safety.
It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.
My rules are quite fair.
I am the Amarr government.
That’s right.
