Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Previously, the Avalanche was overpowered…
However, today we made history.
So yah, I logged into EvE Online…
Antigankers were already waiting.
They are kinda dumb.
Today, we are fishing in Uedama.
Hey there.
Great teamwork.
Op success.
Another fake gank.
That’s right.
Later that day…
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Guest Article
Hey, everybody, I’m Gallente Holostar, lead theorycraft design team lead for the Imperium.
Aiko made a map.
There are nine systems of interest: Torrinos, Ibura, Yoma, Oipo, Piak, Elonaya, Onnamon, Uuhulanen, and Uchomida. The miners congregate here and about. We have put a stop to all that, effective immediately. Come join us, as we continue our investigation.
*Facts and Evidence*
The miners use their Highsec wealth to rent in nullsec.
We hate Romania, so we started bumping.
Question: If Nagamac mines in Highsec, to pay rent in nullsec, what happens if he can’t mine in Highsec?
Just think about it.
Listening to: Cat Sky
Remember Cat Sky?
He’s an Absolute Pleb.
Oh, what did you say?
Now you’ve got my attention (again), Mr Lee.
It’s been a busy week, hasn’t it?
Apparently, RoCket X needs my help.
I’m always happy to help a friend.
There’s only one concentration camp allowed in Highsec…
It’s time to evict these Absolute Wannabes!
That’s called justice.
Nobody likes an Absolute Bear.
Ya know what this means?
Welcome to Absolute Safety.
Zivix Spiroski > u dogshit of a persone
Zivix Spiroski > hunting your ass down
Zivix Spiroski > ALL DAY LONG!
Zivix Spiroski > u don’t know me
Zivix Spiroski > i know u irl
That’s right.
That’s right!
Generous donations always accepted.
To be continued…
This Juneteenth, we celebrate.
Are ganking days over forever?
Wow! A new Uedama alltime record!
We now return to our regularly scheduled content.
The miners united against us.
They didn’t want to pay.
They had nothing to offer.
Just the news.
You don’t say?
Miners don’t like to pay.
Will FBI tactics work in EvE Online?
Would ISIS Safety just go away?
They tried to stay positive.
The FBI really inspired them.
Well, ok then.
We needed a new plan.
Indeed, this focus was different.
We definitely said thank you…
We were very encouraged.
Someone paid, didn’t they?
Oh yes, that’s right.
How much?
35 billion isk, or mom dies.
They paid 35b, to PvE in Highsec, for one week.
To be continued…
Listening to: Snoop
Hot or not?
Hey there.
You know how I do.
Just Aiko things.
We especially love to grief newbros.
TrickyNicky started off as an antiganker’s miner.
I walked all over him.
Hey. If you can’t beat me, join me.
Well, he tried his best.
Wow, there you go!
Now that’s a neat trick, Nick!
Haha, we sure griefed that poor newbro streamer.
That’s how you play EvE Online.
When the miner’s in the belt
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
Drop it like it’s hot
When CONCRD try to get at you
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
Gank it like it’s hot
And if a freighter get a attitude
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hot
Pop it like it’s hotAnd I roll the best weed ’cause I got it going on
Uh! I’m a nice gal, with some nice dreams
See these Catalysts, see these Coercers?
High security, million isk boats
The interior like red
Killer with the beat, I know killers that are elite
You should think about it, take a secondI’m a gangsta, but y’all knew that
Da Big Boss B, yeah I had to do that
Ain’t no other way to play the game the way I play
I can’t fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the miners get safe
Incursion bears are down and out.
Losing is never fun.
One by one, ‘leaders’ continue to resign.
We are much more organized than them.
We erased their isk!
Spreadsheet don’t lie.
Yet another ‘leader’ abandoned their own community.
Nobody needs a carebear FC…
Indeed.
Let’s gooooo!
Will Hawk keep going?
Of course…
Meanwhile, ex-leader Sasha continues to undermine morale.
GAME OVER
To be continued…
What a battle.
Our team lost nothing.
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
One man, destroyed them all.
Arion Yael > TLHOG The safety guy took the drones
TLHOG > well the drones were always a sacrifes
It began with a fight over drones.
Manolo Acosta > Are they attacking you?
Arion Yael > Yeah
Manolo Acosta > run?
Arion Yael > I’m scrammed
Before long, things escalated.
Eloum Heir > My orca 🙁
TLHOG > did you lose it?
Eloum Heir > Not yet
BitComet > how much shiled u got left?
Eloum Heir > 28%
Eloum Heir > Help is coming
Aunmia Serine > Anyone arrived yet?
Aunmia Serine > well that was worth a try lol
However, help was on the way?
Rimmer of Smeg > ive got 3 on way but 6 jumps out
Rimmer of Smeg > if we free you get the hell docked
Rimmer of Smeg > and dont fly it for 30 days
Indigo Lockhaven > well concord got me
This is when things started to go wrong.
Terribly wrong.
Eloum Heir > My orca is almost dead
kaos hayabusa > damn man
Rimmer of Smeg > Eloum Heir allign to dock so you get out
Eloum Heir > I’m already alligned 🙂
kaos hayabusa > how much time estimated to die?
Rimmer of Smeg > someone finish him off!
Bro, wtf?
Hey there!
Remember miners…
Stay SAFE!
Does anyone else think miners are special?
Me too!
Welcome!
Dryson is a typical antiganker.
He’s a certified miner.
A real EvE Online expert.
What a character.
He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.
This is the DrysonBennington.
Our boy been failing a long time.
Dryson is no good at antiganking.
He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.
Real classy guy.
Like, ok.
He has a lot of ideas.
Bro, what?
Dryson doesn’t like the game.
He doesn’t like ganking.
He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.
I think he’s crazy.
He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?
The boy is all bark, and no bite.
Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).
Nobody showed up for his fleet.
Dryson got a ‘kill’.
He urged the miners to fight back.
Nobody cared.
He even tried to recruit a bot.
The hunt concluded early.
It only lasted a minute. xD
Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.
To be continued?
The incursion community is way down bad.
Quitbears are dropping out.
Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?
Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.
It is bad well, good for me and my friends.
Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.
Plan B was to abort.
Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.
The clock is ticking – which community will die first?
Things are getting grim.
What will the miners do?
Not much…
Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.
Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!
‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.
They would stick their heads in the sand.
Just then, mom died (again).
To be continued…
