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Another Sad Story
Category: Kills of the Week
Dryson’s Big Hunt
Welcome!
Dryson is a typical antiganker.
He’s a certified miner.
A real EvE Online expert.
What a character.
He likes to theorycraft new antiganking mechanics.
This is the DrysonBennington.
Our boy been failing a long time.
Dryson is no good at antiganking.
He’s a textbook whiteknight carebear.
Real classy guy.
Like, ok.
He has a lot of ideas.
Bro, what?
Dryson doesn’t like the game.
He doesn’t like ganking.
He especially doesn’t like that I actually show up.
I think he’s crazy.
He wanted us to gank the WuFlu! What?
The boy is all bark, and no bite.
Recently, he vowed to dunk us out of existence (again).
Nobody showed up for his fleet.
Dryson got a ‘kill’.
He urged the miners to fight back.
Nobody cared.
He even tried to recruit a bot.
The hunt concluded early.
It only lasted a minute. xD
Dryson was arrested by CONCORD.
To be continued?
End of an Era, Part 12
The incursion community is way down bad.
Quitbears are dropping out.
Will the miners negotiate a peaceful resolution?
Wise old miner Kroaky understands the situation.
It is bad well, good for me and my friends.
Viirilithizu Ward‘s mining alt main desperately tried to devise a plan.
Plan B was to abort.
Line members were sorely disappointed in ‘leadership’.
The clock is ticking – which community will die first?
Things are getting grim.
What will the miners do?
Not much…
Incursion ‘leaders’ are quietly abandoning ship.
Suddenly, a new mothership spawned!
‘Leadership’ finally made a plan.
They would stick their heads in the sand.
Just then, mom died (again).
To be continued…
End of an Era, Part 11
Listening to: Good Hearted Woman
The incursion community was dying…
Halbarad begged his fellow miners to perish in silence.
However, it would be a painful noisy death.
For example, Roulin insists upon depressing everyone.
With friends like that, you don’t need any other reason to quit.
Despite ending the conversation, quitbaby Roulin felt a need to repeatedly share his dreary pessimism.
After forty long minutes, one optimist saw a silver lining.
What was taking so long?
Andres was hungry, and someone was taking a nap.
Later that evening, the mothership exploded.
Imagine that.
The miners debated paying their lawful taxes.
As you can see, Zilvra Selvaris is extremely uncool.
An hour later, Halbarad Dovanna quit.
Failure consumed his fragile emotions.
Hawk thus defeated another useless carebear.
Esmute shared her timeless miner’s wisdom.
Gankers are easily bored – right?
I wonder who will get bored first?
Civil War
It’s not every day that we take a step back from EvE Online, and reflect on the real world. However, Aiko has been hard at work on this film, and it’s finally landed. Wow. Well done Aiko.
Let’s see what a critic might say.
It’s a solid four, even five stars.
As a combat space blogger, this is my jam.
It was so fucking good.
That movie has great dialogue, don’t you think?
Chat let’s go!
Boy, you best be watching that movie.
I wanna see it again.
Soon.
Here’s a second trailer.
Also, guess what?
Wow, some great writers out there.
Cheerzah!
End of an Era, Part 9
The incursion community is in trouble.
If we kill the mom, they lose.
That’s a real problem.
Incursion bears are fresh out of karma.
The miners keep begging someone to care.
However, Roulin makes everyone depressed.
The incursion community is done.
To be continued…
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 46
Previously, on some blog…
Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.
Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.
Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.
In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.
Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.
Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.
The miners were praying for CCP intervention.
Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.
To be continued…
Mission Ready Mining, Reloaded
Listening to: Hazards
Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.
They are not mission ready.
They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.
However, miners are still men of a sort.
You know how men are…
I’m mission ready sexy.
The Devil only wants one thing.
This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.
So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.
Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.
Uh oh.
It is what it is.
To be continued…
That’s right.
End of an Era
Hey there.
Something is happening to the incursions.
They are ending earlier than normal.
Incursion bears love easy passive income.
However, when the ‘mothership’ is destroyed, the isk faucet turns off.
Crabs don’t like to ‘win’ the event.
Instead, they try to drag it out as long as possible.
Wrathful Hawk decided to do something about this exploit.
He was joined by Jason Kusion, Andres M Afanador, [REDACTED], MOONPIRE, and a few other Highsec friends.
Their incursion community wanted to win.
Op success!
The miners were not pleased.
It was the end of an era.
To be continued…
Doidn That Braking
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
