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Miners are bad at math.
Even Venture ganking is profitable.
We don’t have better things to do.
We are here to help.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Stay calm. o7
safety D A N C E
Category: Kills of the Week
Pretty Penny
Oh hi.
Happy to help.
Some truths can’t be denied.
Nobody likes a miner.
Let’s just observe the facts.
They can’t pay to win.
They are poors…
…because they are bads.
That’s right.
That’s right!
June 1 Day
Welcome back…
It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!
We love to meet new players.
Only crybabies are crying.
Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.
Some people are happy capsulers.
That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.
Are you having fun?
Maybe you just don’t get it.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Cheerzah brav…
Dakkonka
Dakkonka is a miner.
She sure do love mining.
Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.
Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.
Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.
She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.
One day, she started talking.
Dakkonka likes me a lot.
Finally, she understands our racket.
She’s done with ganking.
Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.
Aren’t they all?
So we completed her tax audit.
That’s right.
She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.
So we sent her the bill.
Ok!
Another satisfied customer.
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Get some.
EvE Online is not an easy game.
We love to help.
CCP needs the money.
Valar morghulis.
That just how it be.
All miners must die.
o7 capsuleer!
Quitting EvE Online
Game over.
Miners are content.
Their ships live in memoriam.
At least they went down fighting.
Unfortunately, carebears are bads.
I think they are all quitter crybabies.
They don’t even enjoy mining.
Done and dusted.
o7 capsuleer!
Zzz
Miners love to mine.
That’s why they are always AFK.
I’m so glad they mine with Safety.
We are always watching (and don’t tell anyone).
We keep the peace.
That’s right)
Check out this shrinking ship value.
o7 capsuleers!
Carebear PvP
Miners don’t like PvP.
It’s a distraction.
They dare us to show them what’s up.
They want us to do it.
Anyways…
Cheerzah brav.
I Know Hawk
Hawk gets a lot of big kills.
Meanwhile, Drummer lost a shuttle…
…and a pod.
‘Agent’ Drummer shared a secret.
In fact, she is a ‘ganker’…
…with powerful friends in Highsec.
That’s right.
Let’s ask!
Ok then…
Some miners are crazy.
Wing clip is a real EvE corporation.
Is Agent Drummer a real character?
What a loon!
Drummer is one of those 2006 permafails.
She’s gonna get me.
That’s right…
Even other miners dislike Drummer.
At least I made a friend!
Isn’t that right?
