Category: Miner Math

Krig’s Korner, Episode 27

Krig’s Korner, Episode 26

Stay Safe!

Highsec is a dangerous place.

Transphobic racist ‘Christian’ valfurian saraki vowed revenge.

This time, he had a cunning plan.

April ‘Short’ Skirt (not a trannie) was eager to help.

valfurian was pleased with the plan.

He remembered his encounter with that bwitch Aiko Danuja.

This time, he would be ready for her.

After a week, he got the weapons online.

Soon, it would be time…

Can you guess what happened next?

NO PEEKING!

Are you ready?

Ready or not, here we come!

Did you guess correctly?

That’s right.

Can you guess what happened next?

That’s right.

To be continued…

Asstrophobia THE MINER

Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.

Are gankbears real gankers?

Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…

…but at least he found love!

I only gank people who care.

Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.

Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.

This sounds like a serious space matter!

Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.

Each Code contains a phantom social contract.

In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.

They appreciate my counsel.

Many miners are terrified of me…

…however, I just want to help!

What’s on your wish list?

That’s right.

Obey the Codes, or this could be you!

FINAL THOUGHTS

BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT

Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/

FINAL VOWS

Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).

To be continued?

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Miners Cry

Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.

I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)

That’s right (that’s right).

This game sure can get expensive.

Let’s check it out…

Hm, better than expected…

EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…

Something is always happening (to them)!

Nobody likes a moon destroyer.

I’m gonna get them all.

Such loss will never be replaced.

Isn’t that the truth?

Consequences are forever!

Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…

My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

It’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Mining Permits Are Official

Listening to: joanna

I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.

It’s a serious space business.

Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!

Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).

I’ve been official for a long time.

That’s right.

Consider this debate officially resolved!

I’m an official New Order official!

Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.

First, a miner must wake up.

They are generally disoriented.

Next, the miner needs to pay.

Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes

They often have such questions.

Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet

The answers lead to more questions.

Some miners try to scam me.

Many are paranoid.

As you can see, it’s not a scam.

Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.

That is awesome.

I offer comprehensive coverage.

Afterward, he was all smiles)))

I wonder if he is happy?

We sure took care of him.

I even got some fan mail.

Those Belters must love me.

o7 capsuleers!

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

\o

Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!