My Name is Aiko Danuja

Welcome to my blog.

Happy New Day to You!

That’s right.

New players are mystified by the new New Order.

If you read my blog, it’s pretty clear what we believe.

Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.

Click the link if you don’t believe me.

Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.

A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.

Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.

If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.

In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.

Yes, it’s profitable.

You are advised to invest in me.

Many say that I am their heroin.

They call me the jackal wasp.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Mining Permits Are Official

Listening to: joanna

I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.

It’s a serious space business.

Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!

Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).

I’ve been official for a long time.

That’s right.

Consider this debate officially resolved!

I’m an official New Order official!

Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.

First, a miner must wake up.

They are generally disoriented.

Next, the miner needs to pay.

Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes

They often have such questions.

Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet

The answers lead to more questions.

Some miners try to scam me.

Many are paranoid.

As you can see, it’s not a scam.

Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.

That is awesome.

I offer comprehensive coverage.

Afterward, he was all smiles)))

I wonder if he is happy?

We sure took care of him.

I even got some fan mail.

Those Belters must love me.

o7 capsuleers!

Extra Bonus Aiko

That’s right!

My name is Aiko Danuja.

As a new player, I’ve learned a lot about EvE Online.

Miners are poors.

They always cry a lot.

They are bads.

They don’t deserve to mine.

For such a new player, I’ve been doing this a long time.

Apparently, I run the most popular channel in the game!

Sources say, I’m the best.

Cheerzah brav!

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #356

Highsec Miner Grab Bag, #355

I don’t read my mail.

It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.

People report stray Orcas…

Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.

I like to hear from long dead miners.

I wish I had time to read it all.

Miners sure have a lot to say!

Should I respond?

What will people come up with next?

I guess they’ve had an exciting year.

Hey, maybe if you write me….

…I might even respond!

That’s right.

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Dracula Whinebaby

He had a ship that could shoot back.

Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.

Shooting back just isn’t enough.

It was a good fight.

The miners backed each other up.

Not everyone can be me.

I’m kinda the best.

That’s right.

Oh look, I killed Dracula.

I also caught Captain Hook.

Cool.

Here’s another clam miner.

o7 capsuleers!

Creativity in EvE Online

Listening to: Stay Dead

Welcome back.

I’m kinda famous now.

Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!

I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.

Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…

Oh look, here’s one now!

What will they think of next?

I’m sure they will come up with something.

That’s right.

Oh, I give it up.

That’s right!

Dreaming About Aiko

Hey there.

Are you looking for love in EvE Online?

Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.

That’s right.

Thank you Comrade.

I’m definitely the main character.

That’s right.

I can’t wait.

I wonder what else he thinks about?

I wonder who else he thinks about?

Fortunately, I’m the most special.

That’s right.

o7 capsuleers!

To be continued…