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He had a ship that could shoot back.
Meanwhile, another miner started to cry.
Shooting back just isn’t enough.
It was a good fight.
The miners backed each other up.
Not everyone can be me.
I’m kinda the best.
That’s right.
Oh look, I killed Dracula.
I also caught Captain Hook.
Cool.
Here’s another clam miner.
o7 capsuleers!
Miners are often confused.
Will they ever understand?
Maybe, someday…
That’s right.
Here’s your daily bonus miner.
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Nobody likes carebears.
They are poors.
They want cheap easy isk.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Not all miners are entirely stupid.
They can figure it out.
Even the dumbest can figure it out.
I’m the best.
Unfortunately, miners are not.
There’s no hope for them.
They are AFK whinebabies.
It’s hard to take them seriously.
They ask too much.
Any other questions?
Your secret code is 613 multiplied by ???
Send your best guess, with 1 billion isk.
o7
Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.
I’m a legend in my own time.
I’m making a difference in EvE Online.
I’ve even had some conversations.
> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.
Many like what I have to say.
Like I actually have to explain this.
CCP knows the truth about me.
I don’t really scam people.
It’s more of a polite request.
I just kill enemies (or befriend them).
Dreams do come true!
This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.
A lot of people love me.
I know plebs won’t believe this.
I’m a real-life space witch.
There is a force stronger than PvP.
MANIFEST DESTINY!
My enemies admire and respect me.
I’m happy to help.
This is what the new New Order is all about!
Convert your items into killmails.
Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.
Thanks for everything.
I often converse with the deceased.
I learned from the best.
Praise James 315! \o/
I’m gentle at the end.
Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.
The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.
I know I’m the best!
Some people can’t get enough…
He’ll be back.
THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.
It’s not easy being a miner.
They have many questions.
There are no easy answers.
The truth never pleases them.
Surprise!
I like to sell them a new ship.
I guess he paid 400 million?
I wanted to make sure he got something.
Another valuable lesson advertisement.
Don’t be a miner!
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Malangor > I wish you all the worst … they made a deal where I paid 400 million to get my ship back … which of course didn’t happen !!!!!!!!!!!!
Malangor > i wish you all the worst in the world
Malangor > F*** UUUUU
Malangor > and i hope you break your little toe tomorrow Malangor > but we had a deal i payed today 400million today
Malangor > already send 400 million to Aiko Danuja
Malangor > and i recieve nothing
Malangor > end u destroyed my Orca with 2 Hulks
Malangor > Is that understandable for your brain
Malangor > so Do you understand now why I feel so screwed? Malangor > !
Malangor > why destroyed my orca ? hm?
Malangor > u take my Hulk
Malangor > therefore f U
