Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.
I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)
That’s right (that’s right).
This game sure can get expensive.
Let’s check it out…
Hm, better than expected…
EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…
Something is always happening (to them)!
Nobody likes a moon destroyer.
I’m gonna get them all.
Such loss will never be replaced.
Isn’t that the truth?
Consequences are forever!
Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
I am Aiko, High Danuja of Danera.
That is what I do.
I’m the best.
There’s only one thing that can stop me.
Otherwise…
You’ll understand why they call me a real B.
That’s right.
Cuz, it be like that.
That’s right.
Ya’ll best stay real safe.
\o
I obviously like the attention.
There are perks to being me.
That’s right.
That’s right!
A girl knows what she needs.
I drive the boys wild.
There’s a lot of truth in that.
Miners sure have a way with words…
Every man has his fantasy.
They can’t get enough of that.
Woah, calm down miners.
Ya, that’s not happening.
I like to keep it classy.
That’s just my role in life.
Indeed.
That’s right.
That’s right!
The holidays sure are rough.
What did you do this year?
Here’s what happened to me:
PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!
What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).
Some people seem to think I’m dumb.
Others just don’t like me.
I guess everyone is going through changes.
At least now I know what I am.
Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.
Hey, what’s that sound?
This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.
Dingdingdingalingringdongding.
Don’t run away and leave them all alone!
Did I do something wrong?
It’s a real mystery.
Am I untrustworthy?
I try my best!
Here is the sad truth…
Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.
I’d wish you well, but…
Thanks for those real memories!
Merry Christmas, I guess.
This year, I’m ganking.
Meanwhile, another year has gone by.
A lot happened, apparently.
Some people went too far.
A few made life altering decisions.
Did you make any BIG mistakes?
Let’s remember those we loved and lost.
I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.
Maybe next year will be better.
Or maybe not?
It’s whatever.
Perhaps, I’ll do something else?
It could happen tonight.
Either way, I’ll always be the best.
So you might hear from me again…
…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.
There are limits to what I can tolerate.
You know what I mean?
My sentiments exactly.
Well, you know what I will be doing.
That’s right LOL LOL.
Check out my Thanksgiving song!
Now, enjoy a crybaby.
Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.
Boo hoo hoo.
Some people are whiny losers in real-life.
123 of them upvoted that.
Let’s check out the comments!
Indeed.
F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.
=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Silent Justice
Some miners talk a lot of trash.
One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.
Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.
They crossed our red line!
These are consequences, which will never be the same.
Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?
The carebears tried to intimidate us.
This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.
When it was all over…
Who do you think won?
That’s right.
Silent Company got bumped off our moons.
To be continued…
Listening to: Yo, You Stupid Miners
Hey there, I’m feeling better.
Meanwhile, miners have been enjoying EvE Online.
I’m a dedicated content creator.
Check it out.
Many have heard of Aiko Danuja the Great.
Maybe you’ll meet me soon.
This could be you!
Never say never.
Listening to: High All Day
Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.
I’m just a cute coed.
I’m definitely not an archvillain.
If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.
Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.
Let’s do one now.
Step 2: Sales
Just say yes, and take the isk.
In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.
This is recommended best practice.
I’m running a serious space business.
That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.
I’m simply the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
EvE Online is such a cruel game.
That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.
You can join me for a fun time!
