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Christmas Trash

The holidays sure are rough.

What did you do this year?

Here’s what happened to me:

PLOT TWIST: I didn’t see that coming!

What a holiday (haha LOL LMAO xD)))).

Some people seem to think I’m dumb.

Others just don’t like me.

I guess everyone is going through changes.

At least now I know what I am.

Ringdinglingadingalingringdingding.

Hey, what’s that sound?

This Christmas, try to appreciate your friends.

Dingdingdingalingringdongding.

Don’t run away and leave them all alone!

Did I do something wrong?

It’s a real mystery.

Am I untrustworthy?

I try my best!

Here is the sad truth…

Well, I’m sure everything will be just fine.

I’d wish you well, but…

Thanks for those real memories!

Another Happy Holiday

Merry Christmas, I guess.

This year, I’m ganking.

Meanwhile, another year has gone by.

A lot happened, apparently.

Some people went too far.

A few made life altering decisions.

Did you make any BIG mistakes?

Let’s remember those we loved and lost.

I’m super duper MEGA BIG SAD.

Maybe next year will be better.

Or maybe not?

It’s whatever.

Perhaps, I’ll do something else?

It could happen tonight.

Either way, I’ll always be the best.

So you might hear from me again…

…but I wouldn’t expect forgiveness.

There are limits to what I can tolerate.

You know what I mean?

My sentiments exactly.

Well, you know what I will be doing.

That’s right LOL LOL.

What a CryBaby

Check out my Thanksgiving song!

Now, enjoy a crybaby.

Apparently, nullbears struggle with Highsec mining.

Boo hoo hoo.

Some people are whiny losers in real-life.

123 of them upvoted that.

Let’s check out the comments!

Indeed.

F.L.Y. S.A.F.E.

=BONUS ANTIGANKER TEARS=

That’s right.

That’s right!

Yria is Syria, Part 6

Listening to: Silent Justice

Yria is Syria, Part 1

Some miners talk a lot of trash.

One day, one of my best friend returned to EvE Online.

Then he invited all his alts to punish the bullies.

They crossed our red line!

These are consequences, which will never be the same.

Do bigots deserve acts of counterbullying?

The carebears tried to intimidate us.

This was going to be a multibox war crowd dispersal.

When it was all over…

Who do you think won?

That’s right.

Silent Company got bumped off our moons.

To be continued…

Straight As

Listening to: High All Day

Oh hey, I’m back from midterms.

I’m just a cute coed.

I’m definitely not an archvillain.

If you play like me, maybe you can be like me.

Today, I’ll be discussing how to sell a mining permit.

Let’s do one now.

Step 2: Sales

Just say yes, and take the isk.

In EvE Online, players pay money to advertise Aiko Danuja.

This is recommended best practice.

I’m running a serious space business.

That’s another tip of the hat to High Princess Aiko Danuja.

I’m simply the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!

EvE Online is such a cruel game.

That doesn’t mean I need to be a baddie.

You can join me for a fun time!