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Previously, on AikoBompr…
Tee Ka declared himself a miner rebel.
The poor little guy had a rough time in Highsec.
Oof!
He vowed to become an antiganker.
Tee offered a lot of folksy wisdom.
As a member of my mining corp, he struggled to make miner friends.
The rebel leader had a curious history.
Like most Highsec miners, he was pathetic.
What would happen next?
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Why, hello there.
Miners, stay alert!
Sarcasim wanted revenge.
So he paid a billion to antigank.
That’s worth it, right?
Wow, another win.
Everybody loves PvP.
Cheerzah!
That ended poorly.
On Day 4, Andres M Afanador reflected on these events.
What are we even talking about?
Oh right, now I remember.
That’s right.
Andres finally admitted he’s a miner, and never tough.
I wen t so salty, cuz some people enjoy mining.
Andres, I’m sorry – you deserve a free mine on me.
jajajajajajaja
Unfortunately, Andres still blames me for his failed mining.
Indeed, doidn that omg brake CODE.
Andres was neither the first, nor the last.
Miyammato Musashi is another loosely affiliated mining alt.
CODE. jump freighters are often salty.
No, your random mining alts are not automatically blue.
I don’t know what you are talking about.
That’s when things got weird.
What?
Wormhole aficionado Stony wrote our editors.
There’s a video of Andres M Afanador?
There’s a video of him mining??
OmG! That’s him – THAT’S THE SAME GUY!
OmFg it’s CHANCE RAVINNE!!1!
ANDRES, STOP RESISTING!
I want to be his friend, but he keeps mining.
That’s not ganking – that’s turbo crabbing!
A full decade of shameful mining.
Why Andres, why?
Years apart, me and Chance had the exact same question.
He love mined on us both.
Andres, real love doesn’t require mining.
Andres, please stop…
He loves us, but he is not loyal to us.
I hope he calms down.
That’s actually embarrassing!
On behalf all your friends, Andres, just stat some ramson.
A lot of One people felt I was hard on Andres.
Andres enjoys a relaxing mine.
That sounds like fun, right?
Why else would anyone mine?
Amazing content, in real-life and in EvE Online.
Andres, you have to choose, me or the ice.
It’s an addiction.
There’s only one solution.
Friends don’t let friends mine.
There’s much better content.
That’s why they call me Aiko.
It’s like a reverse Awox.
Yo, she cried less than Andres!
Internal Affairs Debrief – Bonus Extra Room 17T
I was cleared of all charges.
Listening to: Minimal Techno Classic 3
That’s a lie.
Andres M Afanador is a Highsec miner.
Like most miners, he just doesn’t get it.
Andres, we are not into mining.
Recently, Andres began mining for BLACKFLAG.
Apparently, they’ve fallen on hard times.
Andres, you need a mining permit!
So then the ganks began…
A gentle reminder to stop mining.
He actually thought BLACKFLAG would protect him?
Breaking News: Andres M Afanador caught mining in Highsec.
Our leadership has a consensus.
We all wanted a solution, including Tweeps (aka James 315).
Meanwhile, Andres was (not) salty.
Andres isn’t in my alliance, and he is mining. Is that loyalty?
Andres, I find your loyalty insufficient.
The diplomatic situation was deteriorating.
Fortunately, my friends are not stupid.
Andres the antiganker failed again.
Nobody likes an antiganker.
This is how things work in Highsec.
Stop mining.
Pay your taxes.
Obey the CODE. Safety agents.
Seek help.
Never go full miner.
Those minerals I mine are freeREEE!
Andres had a little too much ice.
I hope he calms down.
That might be difficult.
Bee well!
Everybody knows the story.
Awox the awoxer, who awoxed his friends and family.
It sounds legit.
We’ve heard the story many times.
However, Awox always told a different tale…
He wasn’t an awoxer at all!
We brought him in for a quick interview.
This led to a surprising revelation.
I introduce to you, Awox the friendly carebear.
He couldn’t awox a fly.
He thinks awoxing is toxic.
The true story, according to Awox, is that the Mittani is a pedo.
Awox’s name is a tribute to his former employer’s beloved grandmother.
The goons invented griefplay to impugn her memory.
What a nice guy!
Awox prefers that people use my name, Aiko.
He’s also a fan!
…and now you know, the rest of the story.
=AFTERWORD=
Listening to: Satyagraha
It finally happened.
Calm down miner is official.
Like it or not, but I’ve made EvE history.
Hrothbear was the first of many. A funny story about that… He was so desperate to pad his killboard, vowing to NOT SPEAK to anyone who linked the killmail on Zkill. Naturally, Sargon did it about a minute later, leading Saltgar to cry, running away from a chorus of “Calm down miner.” Now, years later, he can relive the experience!
Meanwhile, darkolus has begun his own descent into madness.
Ganked by Nazes, he vowed revenge.
darkolus > No, I’m just going to ruin the channel
Aiko Danuja > doubt
John Steelmerc > the only things miners ruin are our precious natural veldspar belts
Aaaarrgg > darkolus please dont mess up the channel with your miner salt, thats not our thing
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Phat Phil (Griffin)
Aiko Danuja > Kill: rajehem (Obelisk)
darkolus > you’re just ruining this game…
Dave Gates > darkolus ur face is ruining this channel now take a hike already. they’re creating content. if you don’t like it then leave like a sour puss & GTFO
darkolus > No… i won’t… my face gonna keep ruinning this channel…
He is a dark ugly little man…
With broken sentence fragments, he sought revenge.
He even invented a slogan…
…and a business plan!
My channel was ruined by bad grammar and incoherent phrases.
He griefed on me hard.
…but why was he griefing me?
What a crazy miner!
Cheerzah!
Hi!
I logged in, and was immediately ambushed…
It was the ghost of spring past.
Kotojo doubled my Christmas cheer.
Another happy miner.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
THE END
Miners never understand the Gankmas spirit.
Oh well.
Anyways…
Don’t forget to claim your FREE quarter-penny unfit frigate!
BONUS CHRISTMAS SALT
