Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Villains in the Air
Watch out…
EvE Online has a lot of evildoers.
Fortunately, Trey Bakker filed a police report.
So Tip engaged the target.
This was a Golem class maraudership!
Wait a minute…
Is Trey Bakker the bad guy?
He was trying to bribe an agent.
Meanwhile, a clock was ticking.
Suddenly, Krig did a magic trick.
I guess Trey ran out of time!
It was an expensive lesson.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.
I’m a legend in my own time.
I’m making a difference in EvE Online.
I’ve even had some conversations.
> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.
Many like what I have to say.
Like I actually have to explain this.
CCP knows the truth about me.
I don’t really scam people.
It’s more of a polite request.
I just kill enemies (or befriend them).
Dreams do come true!
This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.
A lot of people love me.
I know plebs won’t believe this.
I’m a real-life space witch.
There is a force stronger than PvP.
MANIFEST DESTINY!
My enemies admire and respect me.
I’m happy to help.
This is what the new New Order is all about!
Convert your items into killmails.
Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.
Thanks for everything.
I often converse with the deceased.
I learned from the best.
Praise James 315! \o/
I’m gentle at the end.
Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.
The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.
I know I’m the best!
Some people can’t get enough…
He’ll be back.
THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.
It’s not easy being a miner.
They have many questions.
There are no easy answers.
The truth never pleases them.
Surprise!
I like to sell them a new ship.
I guess he paid 400 million?
I wanted to make sure he got something.
Another valuable lesson advertisement.
Don’t be a miner!
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Malangor > I wish you all the worst … they made a deal where I paid 400 million to get my ship back … which of course didn’t happen !!!!!!!!!!!!
Malangor > i wish you all the worst in the world
Malangor > F*** UUUUU
Malangor > and i hope you break your little toe tomorrow Malangor > but we had a deal i payed today 400million today
Malangor > already send 400 million to Aiko Danuja
Malangor > and i recieve nothing
Malangor > end u destroyed my Orca with 2 Hulks
Malangor > Is that understandable for your brain
Malangor > so Do you understand now why I feel so screwed? Malangor > !
Malangor > why destroyed my orca ? hm?
Malangor > u take my Hulk
Malangor > therefore f U
I love to help new players.
This has its own rewards.
I try to help as many newbs as possible.
Sometimes, I assist them for years.
They need a lot of help.
They fondly remember the first time they met me.
Over time, they gain a new perspective.
Odbayar is all grown up now!
Nice gank!
Previously, we met Manolo Acosta et al.
Of course, I sent them straight to miner’s prison.
QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me
Now his alts all have bios.
This acts as a Safety talisman.
However, something was wrong.
Miners sure do ask a lot of questions…
I’m never quite sure what they expect.
I guess they want more Safety?
At first, Blackface Manolo worked as a street informant.
Meanwhile, Don proselytized in local.
Things just kept getting better and better.
One day, he reported himself.
This intel was most timely.
Thanks for the tip!
Fortunately, we were able to resolve the situation.
Mr Pitufo > i pay yesterday for 5 accounts! 750 millions
Aiko Danuja > you paid 150 + 500
Aiko Danuja > you paid 650 not 750
Mr Pitufo > oh yes yes sorry 650
Mr Pitufo > so?
That’s right.
Mr Pitufo > take 100 millions
Aiko Danuja > very well
Another miner saved!
o7
Step 1: Meet a Miner
Step 2: Write a Citation (or Five)
Step 3: Penalties
Aiko Danuja > we can do 150 for all 5 of your alts
QuantumFx > 150 millions?
Aiko Danuja > correct
I like to be agreeable.
QuantumFx > For the 5 characters?
Aiko Danuja > that’s right
QuantumFx > And they let me mine for a whole year?
Aiko Danuja > that’s correct
QuantumFx > Okay, let’s be clear. I have 5 characters. Manolo Acosta Mr Pitufo Don Sheldon Guillermo Romero and me
Aiko Danuja > right
QuantumFx > And what guarantees do they give me?
Aiko Danuja > If your ship is wrongly destroyed, it will be replaced at the nearest trade hub.
QuantumFx > Perfect! Who do I send them to?
Aiko Danuja > Aiko Danuja
QuantumFx > ok i send to my principal character Manulo
His main miner tried to scam me!
Cool blackface bro.
Step 4: Euthanasia
It’s the law.
I love to negotiate.
It was time for miner math.
Everything makes perfect sense.
Miners deserve a square deal.
He can pay the rest later.
What do you think?
That’s right.
I’m doing swell.
Peace.
In EvE Online, love is risky.
Recently, Felix got in trouble.
Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.
SheHe took everything!
What a dunce.
I hope they are happy together.
Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.
Felix has been lying to me for a long time.
He never sent those flowers.
Instead, he sent them to my friend.
He even called herhim a princess!
Wtf?
Felix also went after my alts.
You know what kind of man does that?
He went through my whole channel.
Felix only wanted one thing from me.
He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.
What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?
However, men always want something else.
Goodbye Felix.
To be continued…
Some dogs just can’t stay away.
On Loop: Shoot the Miner
Occasionally, we read old mail.
The people stay in touch.
I don’t mind.
Many write from beyond the grave.
They haunt my friends.
The dead love to rattle their chains.
They often feel wronged.
Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.
Miners also mail my alts!
I should write that one back…
I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.
I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.
Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.
Oh well!
Every miner has something to say.
Some miners just spam.
Others beg for mercy.
I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?
Don’t invade Highsec!
In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
I sold another mining permit.
My day just keeps getting better.
This is a popular biography template.
What do you enjoy in EvE Online?
Everybody has their dream.
Doesn’t that sound wonderful?
I guess I’m pretty special.
What a dame.
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
Listening to: Ozzy
Welcome to my real-life EvE Online fanclub.
It is nice (and increasingly lucrative).
Check this out.
I think I’m just getting started.
Ya know?
I know what losers cry about
I’m making my own decisions
They ain’t gonna bring me down
I just gonna stay high
I like playing this game
It looks nice from here
All my life I’ve been over the top
I know exactly what I’m doing
All I know is I ain’t gonna stop
All fired up, I’m gonna go till you drop
Why don’t fools listen to me?
Nothing I say is gonna set them free
Don’t need no racist gankbears bro
Too many religions for only one god
I don’t need another saviour
Don’t try to change my mind
You know I’m one of a kind
Ain’t gonna change me
I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I don’t wanna stop, I ain’t gonna stop
I ain’t gonna stop, I don’t wanna stop
Are you ever going to stop? (yes)
I ain’t gonna