Let’s listen…
Cool!
Amazing!
Miners love to learn about me and mine.
I have a persuasive salespitch.
It’s easy like that.
Every miner has a friend named Aiko.
Cheerzah brav!
Flame of Justice
Category: Sales
Mainless Mike Meets Safety
Miner Mike recently learned a valuable lesson.
Don’t mine.
Don’t you dare.
If you do, you’ll get punished.
Some miners like that.
That’s right.
Dreaming About Aiko
Hey there.
Are you looking for love in EvE Online?
Many are in love with Kim Yo Aiko.
That’s right.
Thank you Comrade.
I’m definitely the main character.
That’s right.
I can’t wait.
I wonder what else he thinks about?
I wonder who else he thinks about?
Fortunately, I’m the most special.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleers!
To be continued…
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
Dakkonka Again
In Halaima?
It’s not her first time.
Dakkonka is a repeat customer.
We know.
Ya know?
The other miners know what’s up.
There’s gotta be a better place to mine.
o7
Yria is Syria, Part 5
Listening to: Silent Justice
Silent Company wanted to make a deal.
Maybe I can just kill them all?
We started with bumps in the night.
Challenge accepted.
Silent Company didn’t like the medicine.
Georgia began to feel bad for them.
So we let them enjoy some free mining.
Mining foreman The L0adi3 offered 100 million a week.
The bribe was firmly rejected.
Mining time was over.
Will Silent Company ever mine our moons again?
To be continued…
Dumb Witch
Men say the darnedest things.
We all enjoy this game.
Bad boys go on and on.
This is my destiny.
Some men are straight to it.
Others linger awhile.
Where did he go?
A real mystery.
I wonder if he moved next door?
Honestly, miners seem confused.
BRich, this is not a negotiation.
Richard Cranium III > wat whay
What a game.
o7 capsuleers!
ugle banter
Welcome to my space blog.
Miners say a lot of strange things.
It’s nice to have friends.
These boomers lack social skills.
They are bads.
They are also thirsty.
Sometimes, they get very excited.
They love to chat.
I can’t wait to kill them again.
What an actual pleb.
That’s right.
Krig’s Korner, Episode 24
Listening to: Villains in the Air
Watch out…
EvE Online has a lot of evildoers.
Fortunately, Trey Bakker filed a police report.
So Tip engaged the target.
This was a Golem class maraudership!
Wait a minute…
Is Trey Bakker the bad guy?
He was trying to bribe an agent.
Meanwhile, a clock was ticking.
Suddenly, Krig did a magic trick.
I guess Trey ran out of time!
It was an expensive lesson.
F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.
You Won’t Believe (or will you?)
Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.
I’m a legend in my own time.
I’m making a difference in EvE Online.
I’ve even had some conversations.
> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.
Many like what I have to say.
Like I actually have to explain this.
CCP knows the truth about me.
I don’t really scam people.
It’s more of a polite request.
I just kill enemies (or befriend them).
Dreams do come true!
This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.
A lot of people love me.
I know plebs won’t believe this.
I’m a real-life space witch.
There is a force stronger than PvP.
MANIFEST DESTINY!
My enemies admire and respect me.
I’m happy to help.
This is what the new New Order is all about!
Convert your items into killmails.
Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.
Thanks for everything.
I often converse with the deceased.
I learned from the best.
Praise James 315! \o/
I’m gentle at the end.
Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.
The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.
I know I’m the best!
Some people can’t get enough…
He’ll be back.
THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.