Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Local is a safe space for Aikoplay.
I’m soo HOT! (She’s on Fire)
That’s right (that’s right).
This game sure can get expensive.
Let’s check it out…
Hm, better than expected…
EvE Online sure has a lot to offer…
Something is always happening (to them)!
Nobody likes a moon destroyer.
I’m gonna get them all.
Such loss will never be replaced.
Isn’t that the truth?
Consequences are forever!
Now let’s see if ChatGPT can turn this into a song…
Oh boy, here I come!
It’s not easy being a miner.
Another satisfied customer?
That’s right!
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Whalecome (Gila) Kill: Whalecome (Capsule)
Whalecome > so your permits are worthless eh? good to know
Aiko Danuja > permits are not worthless, that’s rude
Whalecome > I got one and you still kill me, seems pretty worthless
I decided to be nice.
Aiko Danuja > Since you are a newbro, i will replace your gila for 300 million isk
Whalecome > I have a hard time beleiving that if I send you money again, since you didn’t honor the permit for which I already paid for, that you’ll honor anything but for shits and giggles lets see what happens, maybe jokes on me
Let’s see what happens?
So far so good!
Aiko Danuja > do you want the Gila in Amarr or Jita?
Whalecome > whatever is easiest for you m’lady
Can you guess what happened next?
Oh, okay!
I’m really good at what I do.
This is actual witchcraft.
Some girls know how to cast a money spell.
It’s fun when boys send pitiful little messages.
I don’t think he understands.
What happened to him?
Alarm bells were going off across Highsec.
Mission Ready Mining (MRM) was in turmoil.
Fortunately, there was new leadership…
…but line members were caught in the administrative crossfire.
What was even happening?
Leadership required each member to pay a nominal fee.
That was reasonable enough.
However, there were a few complaints!
Regardless, the free skill injector program was a success.
Deputy Director Arby’s fellow directors were duly impressed.
Just then, Arby declared a new policy.
What would happen next?
I’m sure you can guess where this is going.
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To be continued…
Welcome to my blog.
Happy New Day to You!
That’s right.
New players are mystified by the new New Order.
It’s pretty clear what we believe.
Even antigankers acknowledge my titles.
Click the link if you don’t believe me.
Weird, but true – welcome to EvE Online.
A double princess, of both ganking and antiganking.
Read my blog, and I’ll tell you what’s up.
If you don’t know who I am, I definitely explain myself.
In EvE Online, I run a serious space business.
Yes, it’s profitable.
You are advised to invest in me.
Many say that I am their heroin.
They call me the jackal wasp.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Absolute Truth Nuke
That’s right.
Absolute Order Honor Glory Plebsquad fails again (and again).
That’s right!
Double Commissar Centurion Smith has a lot to say.
So do his fellow AH fanboys.
I didn’t see that coming.
Consider me blindsided.
They are a queer lot.
These guys are intense!
Orion is was a 7th class subminer.
So I offered a little help.
He defected, but mrlee wants the miner back…
They sent their G-team to hunt me down.
Suddenly, AIKO…
This time, they learnt a lesson.
That’s right!
To be continued…
Listening to: joanna
I’ve sold more mining permits than anyone in EvE Online.
It’s a serious space business.
Finally, my mining permits are official EvE lore!
Well, consider me flattered indeed (thank you all).
I’ve been official for a long time.
That’s right.
Consider this debate officially resolved!
I’m an official New Order official!
Now, let’s see how an OFFICIAL mining permit works.
First, a miner must wake up.
They are generally disoriented.
Next, the miner needs to pay.
Lars Mabata > Hi 🙂 where fetching coffee..
Aiko Danuja > you owe 100 million
Lars Mabata > it is Christmas
Lars Mabata > why do i owe 100 mil?
Aiko Danuja > for kill Stratios
Lars Mabata > i never killed a stratios
Lars Mabata > it was my stratios you killed
Aiko Danuja > yes
They often have such questions.
Aiko Danuja > but once you register i can return your stratios
Lars Mabata > what registration?
Aiko Danuja > for friend-or-foe identification
Lars Mabata > how can i show my registration when afk
Aiko Danuja > we register your name in a spreadsheet
The answers lead to more questions.
Some miners try to scam me.
Many are paranoid.
As you can see, it’s not a scam.
Like it or not, I’m a real-life witch content creator.
That is awesome.
I offer comprehensive coverage.
Afterward, he was all smiles)))
I wonder if he is happy?
We sure took care of him.
I even got some fan mail.
Those Belters must love me.
o7 capsuleers!
It’s always the same pattern.
Post your shit racist diatribes online, and look what happens.
Now I’m just SO lonely.
If only someone, anyone, would just please talk to me.
That’ll do.
I guess this is why I’m BIG MAD on the daily.
I hope that miner calms down.
Just accept it, move on and play the game.
If you can…
Cheerzah brav!
We now resume the tale of dread pirate Krig Povelli.
Captain Leaky Pipes was in trouble.
The Leaky fleet began to flee.
Fortunately, Krig is a merciful man.
Oh snap!
Another dead miner.
EvE Online is a game that goes like this.
They compose poorly written insults, followed by threats.
Then they cry like a bitch.
There’s a lot of that.
Some miners are just plain stupid.
SIDEBAR: CTAPblu is a popular boy’s name!
It’s some sort of Soviet cult?
This is how you identify bots and bouncehackers.
Cool, now you know more about that map.
Nobody likes space taxes.
Everybody begs for special favours.
Miners are kinda crazy (and needy).
I love getting special little messages.
Sometimes I get a complaint.
I definitely care.
Cool story, bro.
There was a lot to write about (and think about).
Big money would finance Fly Fearless mining alliance.
Some deals were good enough to be true.
Meanwhile, Executor Gai Heiyuu began promoting a new security policy.
Over time, this policy evolved.
As always, Deputy Director Envoy Arby was happy to help.
The miners were sorely confused.
At this point, Gai Heiyuu really fucked up.
Without warning, Gai declared Forever War on KalooJames 315.
Just as suddenly, Envoy got a secret girlfriend.
This would not end well for Mission Ready Mining Space Mining Guild.
To be continued…
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